SpelledWithThreeSixes Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Holy shit I 1000% thought of that as a way too up the punx little teenager tpbm lost an open condom in their car and still kinda wonders where it might be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 False TPBM can make meringues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 True, worked as an assistant pastry chef at a James Beard winning restaurant before being able to move into the kitchen as butcher. Learned a shit load about baking. TPBM still plays with Lego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 false. but i used to make them sex tpbm would play russian roulette for a chance to win a round of russian roulette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 false. never that. TPBM is aware of whaledog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Uh duh, basic evolutionary science.... TPBM is a TPWF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 false as fuck.....im still rocking baggy jeans like this was the 90s....and not that jnco garbage. the person below me is old enough to remember rotary phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 True. Even remember using them when I first moved to the US. TPBM has asked the question, who rescued whom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 False...outta curiosity where are you from tho? Tpbm completes a commercial sized tub of ice cream every few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Nah, Ben & Jerry's pints on the regular, though. TPBM has overdrafted their bank account within the last 3 months @massgraff I was born in Pakistan, my parents (white baptist assholes) were busy spreading the good news of Jesus H. Christ. Moved to the US when I was 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 False. Not in some time actually. Interesting. Tpbm thinks hand jobs from deaf girls count as blow jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 nice, thats a witty one. they can use their mouths, though - more like sexting? idk. wouldnt be against a cute deaf girl tpbm petitioned against a doorbell at the deaf dorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 who needs bells when you have domestic violence. deaf people make funny noises when in agony. tpbm remembers that he has to take a shit while reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 false....i do need a shower though tpbm has either given or been on the receiving end of a golden shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 true, giver and receiver, there was a period in my life when i every month or so i urinated on drunk people at bars for bets. would have done it for free but booze money is booze money. once a ex kept pissing on me in the shower, so i pissed in her purse before work one time. i was crying laughing , she left. tpbm is drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 false, havent been drunk for 9 years.....back when 12 oz was actually popping tpbm has a good 12 oz memory to share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Not one specific one. But now I'm thinking about the old days back when i was in high school and i first came on here. Always typing in blue and making 100 posts a day...i don't know how i feel about that in retrospect. Tpbm would tell Tracy Marrow that ice t is supposed to be brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 false cause thats racist. the person below me thinks ice cube and ice T should make an album together called "refreshing on a summers day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 True. Sorta suits their current images too. The person below me owns a shower caddy or daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 false . the person below me has a sugar daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpeck Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 False but looking ha ha The person below me has had sex with the same sex and liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 False. nh, never tried TPBM has shoplifted this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 True, but it was from an estate sale, not sure if that counts. TBPM has worked with resin (plastic, not weeeed) before and has tips on how to work with the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 True, totally do. tpbm knows more about Pho than anyone else in their social network Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpeck Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 False tpbm has taken a nude selfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 False, just dick pics. TPBM has a knife collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpeck Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 True among other things tpbm has a deep dark secret to tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 False. Tpbm has committed arson and will say where and what their name is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaksCorenWylt Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Norway. SWIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 false. the person below me cracks their knuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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