Tuco Salamanca Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 false tpbm has hit someone while driving before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 false. That shit would be traumatic. tpbm knows someone that has hit a pedestrian, and will explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 False I dont no anyone that has. Tpbm has been hit by a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 false. very very close though. but i have ran someone over in a golf cart while i was a caddy, right on the course and snapped their golf club in half. tpbm has a friend with a missing limb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 true...a few times. the person below me has noticed that channel zero has been kind of dead as of late. *edit... false...no missing limbed friends...i did know a one armed guy at community college, but he was an acquaintance, not a friend. the person below me has noticed that channel zero has been kind of dead as of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 true...it comes and goes tpbm will be listening to some sort of instrumental music when they read this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 false.im listening to the aqua teen hungerforce rap....its horrible. tpbm owns and plays with nerf guns or similar items.and is over the age of 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 iknowimnottheonlyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 marshmellow guns ftw. tpbm has shot someone with a marshmellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 oh yeah I've shot my marshmellows all over everybody. tpbm needs to vaccuum more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 False. Tpbm fantasizes alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 very true. some things good...some things bad. on a side note: i have hit someone with my car cus they were being robbed in the street. two black kids pushed an older white guy in front of my car. luckily he went over and not under. /not traumatized. tpbm remembers their dream from last nite and is willing to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 false.. cant remember it.. tpbm doesnt have a drivers license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 true. not a valid one anyway. THANKS DWI! tpbm collects something they shouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 False. just certain beer bottles tpbm has a camera that costs over $300 bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 normally true, but i got it on sale so false. the person below me has tried more than 3 types of drugs and will share what they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 True....lsd, mushrooms, pcp, cocaine, marijuana, xtc, opium, etc Tpbm has a similar list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 true. marijuana, lsd, mushrooms, 2c-b, cocaine, meth, crack, opium, horse, x, inhalants, and various pharms. All of which are in my past except for weed and alcohol, which are still current. tpbm can pass a drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 True. not an alcohol test though. tpbm his high right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 pain pill kicking in..does that count? tpbm is a candy junkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 true tpbm quit smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 false, never smoked cigarettes. tpbm smokes cigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 false. tpbm watches jerry springer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 True, when I can't find anything else to watch. tpbm has a serious medical condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 false unless you count being well hung as a medical condition. TPBM didn't find that funny and suspects it isn't true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 actually, i found it hilarious since it was so irrelevant. but no, i think you're chicken shit :) tpbm LOVES buffalo wings p.s. i also think your sig is funny too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 true. tpbm likes waffle fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Fuck yeah with honey mustard.. TPBM has never had a Dr. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Fasle. Tpbm has had the Teryaki burger from Carl's JR. and liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 False, only had Carl's JR once. A long time ago in Oakland for breakfast. TPBM uses a chainsaw on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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