SpyD Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Yo, some cats from my school kidnapped a kid and tortured him with some freshly baked cookies. word life LINK " (KTVI-myFOXstl.com) -- Two S.I.U.E. students are charged with kidnapping and torturing a 19 year old by burning him with freshly baked cookies. Authorities say it happened at a home near the S.I.U.E. campus. Detectives say 3 people went there to purchase 400 dollars worth of marijuana. Instead 2 of them stole the pot and ran leaving the 19 year old behind. Detective Sgt. Gary Burns says 23 year old Rosario James and 20 year old Jordan Sallis tortured the 19 year old trying to get their drug money. He says it started out with freshly baked cookies. Sgt. Burns says, "They were extremely hot and several were put on the victim's shoulder and chest burning him severely." Authorities say the suspects also beat the teen with a fraternity paddle, gave him a demeaning haircut and poured a bottle of urine over the victim's head. In between the torturing the 19 year old called friends trying to get someone to bring him the 400 dollars. Finally, he told the suspects he could get the money. When the suspects and victim arrived at that home the victim ran inside and called police. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 damn at least he got away. but he got some fucked up shit before it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 who the fuck actually buys weed anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin put some fresh out the oven cookies on your chest like ssssssss. Torture motherfucka, what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 haha man those must have been some straight up fairies. i bet they were wearing dresses and oven mits when they were torturing him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 This makes me feel as if the life I have been living is a lie. How come I never thought to get weeded to the max and torture young men with freshly baked cookies? That is so genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 what the hell? you sell 400 dollars worth of pot and you have fresh baked cookies at your immediate disposal? what kinda lives do these kids lead? something isnt right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 what ever happened to a good old fashioned pistol whip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 omg hahahahaha thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 i know of worse happening to fools pullin sheist moves....i like how the cop is called BURNS haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 what kind of cookies were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 weed cookies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin put some fresh out the oven cookies on your chest like ssssssss. Torture motherfucka, what! haha. FTW. best post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 got milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I imagine it went down exactly like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q4ladmk-oM But with cookies Listen! You can wash it down with water and make it worse or you can—look at me!—wash it down milk to neutralize the ovenly hottness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin put some fresh out the oven cookies on your chest like ssssssss. Torture motherfucka, what! This is one of the best posts ever :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 that kids a bitch and desrves getting tourtured better yet he deserves a beatdown for being a snitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I HAVE YOUR COOKIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Dude was tripping and then called police. He should be shot dead. Don't test someones gangster if you yourself can't hang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I have weed and cookies. If anyone wants to come over. I'll just be hanging out in the kitchen in my apron and heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Props for being creative...i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 they wasted their weed cookies.....losers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 you deserved to be tortured if you let some guy put hot cookies on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I bet there are creeps out there into S&M that have food fetishes that think this is really sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 you and toe nutter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I'll just be hanging out in the kitchen in my apron and heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 i wouldn't be surprised if most fraternities are secretly gay. well, semi secretly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Yea, there is nothing ambiguous about the elephant walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I wouldn't mind so much being tortured with cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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