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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear B-a-n-a-n-a-s,

 

I sorry for your rapeage you should go to the police and et him put on the sex offender list... I made a girl scream "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I COULD BE LAYING IN DOG PISS RIGHT NOW AND I WOULDNT EVEN CARE" I started laughing so hard I fell over...

 

*juantes

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Bfish,

 

Yea women i've been meeting need to see a shrink. That is their personal problem I am just like making the move and they are like "NO ITS NOT RIGHT I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY EX 2 YEARS AGO GAAAAHHHH." Weird I gotta start picking up chicks in bars again or something...

 

-juan

 

 

 

dear some1,

 

I was always under the impression that girls at bars are worst. If anything tho your at a bar and if shits looking bad you can just get drunk...so eventually due to intoxication optimism will play its part.

b-fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear banana,

 

dont worry.....alot of girls hated the way their first time went down....but if you said "wait no hold up" and dude kept going...he was an asshole..

 

he shoulda at least used candles and rose petals or something.

 

cali-goo lala

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear B-Fish,

 

Yes they are always shit I stopped hooking up and doing shit with girls in bars to meet a possible girl friend and all I have found was Church girl who is wrapped up in her ex and my Ex girlfriend who thinks she is fat (she is 120 at most) and not going anywhere in life (she makes $100k+ a year). Wack jobs so I figure if I am going to be alone it might as well be inside some whore faces vagina...

 

-juan valdez

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dear vaj,

I have come to terms with that and I am over it. I realized if I was raped fo real fo real by a stranger rather than my boy friend it could have been worst.

coping-B.fish

dear some1

maybe you should try match.com or eharmony the commercials sound convincing. You can just lie and say you make more money then you do or you can find a compatable mate that wont care about money. rooting for you-b.fish

 

dear cali-g

 

rose petals and candles would have been nice but my ex I guess was beyond that sort of thing. If he was tight he would have taken me to a beach but he was a pussy one time we were making out in his car and I had my bottom grill on and he told me to take it out cuz it would cuz his lip :( boo hoo. I put it in my pocket because I was sensitive to his feelings and never saw it again I blame him for being a weenie.

Missing the griiiiiiilllllz-B.Fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear vaj,

I have come to terms with that and I am over it. I realized if I was raped fo real fo real by a stranger rather than my boy friend it could have been worst.

coping-B.fish

dear some1

maybe you should try match.com or eharmony the commercials sound convincing. You can just lie and say you make more money then you do or you can find a compatable mate that wont care about money. rooting for you-b.fish

 

dear cali-g

 

rose petals and candles would have been nice but my ex I guess was beyond that sort of thing. If he was tight he would have taken me to a beach but he was a pussy one time we were making out in his car and I had my bottom grill on and he told me to take it out cuz it would cuz his lip :( boo hoo. I put it in my pocket because I was sensitive to his feelings and never saw it again I blame him for being a weenie.

Missing the griiiiiiilllllz-B.Fish

 

 

i felt sorry for you before this post

but the fact that you wear a grill just makes all that sympathy go away

 

 

-bubba

 

 

p.s. im sorry =]

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Girlfriends Family,

i dont know why ya'll dont like me...

your son hates my ass, talks shit to me

like your a bitch ass faggot blah blah blah,

and tried threatening me with a big ass kitchen knife...

he's lucky i didnt knock his teeth out....

you, the mother dont like me and give me the

"da fuck u doing with my daughter your piece of shit"

look all the time, and you the father seemed cool

when we had a lil conversation over sports and random

things to get a few shits and giggles, but yet u dislike me as well,

and i dont know why the cousin doesnt like me either...

oh well whatever im nice and polite as hell whenever im around

ya'll and dont really deserve all this negativity...

well get used to me being part of the family.... :)

 

banging your daughter,

~TailsRocK<3

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Porcelain,

that......

might....

work.....

hahaha

ill keep that in mind no doubt....

friday though i got in trouble from her ma i guess...

she called n my girl said she was gonna be a bit late,

the mom said it was ok, i go to drop her off and her ma wants

to talk to me... with the serious ass look she talked to me

about she has to be in at a certain time and all that junk...

then she starting jappin at me in spanish...

aint that a great way to end a friday night....

 

~Tails0ner...

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dear fat ralphy,

 

drunkin bike rides all over the city a 3am are not a good way to get in shape.

 

maybe you should try to drink a little less, and work on your diet...plus you gotta hit the gym at least 5 times this week.

 

your acting like a fucktard. get it together.

 

from, yourself

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear motovation,

 

Where are you? Desire and Ability are pulling their weight.

Yet you seem to be on vacation. I treid to make your job

easier by skipping the herbal enlightenment this weekend.

Yet somehow shits not getting done.

 

Wastefully yours,

My time

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