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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear IOU don't know shit,

come on, i've already tried those. not too crazy about the salt and pepper.

however, their salt and vinegar chips are badass.

now, i will do you a favor.... try these. they will give you goose bumps.

<3

s

p.s. can't wait til i get to kick u in ur nuts.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear mom,

Please get out of the ICU quick.

So I can go on a hot date and make out.

I love you.

B.A.C.

 

Dear ex dude,

I can't believe you let my cat get outside and run away.

If that is what even happened.

I wouldn't be suprised if your friends didn't kick him to the street just to spite me.

This is the worst thing that has happened to me in a long time.

Which says a lot.

Because completely shitty shit happens to me all the time.

You just ruined my year.

Thanks for not taking care of my cat for me when I needed you to.

No love,

On To The Next Man.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dearest bloodfarts,

sorry about your cat.

i know cats mean the world to you.

keep on truckin!

-sir FISTSALOT

 

 

dearest tacoma, washington,

please don't let me down

you always do. you bore me

your people are lame

your women are fat

your drinks are expensive

i'm trying someplace new with you.

be exciting, for me?

i'm tired of hating you as i cannot leave you for some time...

--F.S.T.R. wp.mfd. 2000000000000000000000000000000000007

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear you two,

Thanks.

I was on the right path to end up the crazy cat lady in ten years time.

Now I am back to square one.

Starting over with nothing.

And wondering where I will ever find another massive handsome sweet cat buddy.

I'm going to lay in my mom's bed and cry.

Honestly,

Broken Spirit

 

Dear life,

Stop sucking.

More make out and less trauma.

Thanks.

Love,

NeedsAHugOner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Because it's late and I don't like being out in my neighborhood alone after dark.

Because I am not as tough as people want me to be.

Because I am emotionally drained right now.

Because I am going to bed.

Because I am looking for him first thing in the morning.

 

The dudes said they looked all over for him.

I think they are lying.

 

I will find him tomorrow if it is the only thing I do.

I will offer a reward.

 

If I don't find him, I will just have to stab someone.

Or three someones.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cousin,

 

im god, how am i under you?

ask your girl....you're below me and will always be numer two.

 

love your cousin

who still fucks his ex (your girl scuma) with no strings

 

P.S. she said she misses my dick and yours is smaller then mine

 

<dj kay slay> gun shotss!!!!!!!!!!!!! </dj kay slay>

 

i should just blow up everything. but the kid went through the growth

im a nicer dude now, im not gunna ruin nothing. your a clown dude

and i aint tell you how she fakes orgasms with you. hahahahaha

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cousin,

 

im god, how am i under you?

ask your girl....you're below me and will always be numer two.

 

love your cousin

who still fucks his ex (your girl scuma) with no strings

 

P.S. she said she misses my dick and yours is smaller then mine

 

<dj kay slay> gun shotss!!!!!!!!!!!!! </dj kay slay>

 

i should just blow up everything. but the kid went through the growth

im a nicer dude now, im not gunna ruin nothing. your a clown dude

and i aint tell you how she fakes orgasms with you. hahahahaha

 

am i mean?... nahh we're nice monsters

 

*plays jay-z's take over*

tell me how im a hater? you mad cause im greater?

and next to me you'll always be the denominator..

 

im mad bored, what the fuck is up 12oz?

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