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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Zito,

 

You was dealing tonight bro...that's what's up.

 

Fr

 

Imchristeezy,

 

Were you at the giants game? Jacket with fur hoodie....mmmm if not you got a twin, chick had me doing a double take thinking it was an oontzer live in the flesh.

 

-FR

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Dear Belligerent Cop,

 

I realize that when you showed up the other night I was so drunk I could barely stand up. But that is precisely why I was not driving. In fact, I had a designated driver (who admittedly did get us stuck in a ditch). This, however, was no reason for your attempted mockery of me.

I just wanted to let you know that I did not appreciate your assholery, and that had I been able to make my way to you across that slippery and undulating road, I would have stabbed you with the switch you insipidly mistook for a pen. So, you see, my drunkenness actually saved my liberty and your life. Show some fucking gratitude, you prick.

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dear new chik that i will probably ruin.

Don't say i didn't warn you. I couldn't have been

more self defacing but the truth of the matter is well...

i gave you a bunch good reasons why you should try and

meet someone else and instead you sending me emails and texts,

calling me on the phone on the shot by cupid top tip.

and i wasn't even nice to you.

Fuck.... this shit happen to anybody else? What can i say.

chicks-dig-me.png'

 

love

i should probably do you a favor and blow you off bags

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dear freak,

 

i would take your pathology class for you if i could dawg.

 

- puddles

 

 

 

dear cali,

 

booooooooo. who's too tired for a hot tub? or massage?

 

and you don't have to make anything for me. i'm really not picky. but i specifically like really gay cute stuff. unicorns and rainbows. cats and children with large, sad eyes. you know, the usual 12 year old girl stuff....... prolly not really up your alley though.....

 

- supernerdypuddles

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dear life,

thanks for turning around towards something better... i truly appreciate it. i enjoy this new existence and i plan on using it to thrive in this world.

<3 POZ

 

Dear Jason,

I'm hyped as fuck that you're getting married tomorrow. you and Laura got some cool shit goin' on. I'm glad we all got to kick it on the beach and drink beer and watch the sun set. Shit was dope. Funny knowing that i was the last of your friends to see you as an unmarried dude... Wreaking havoc during high school was the fucking jam. we ran shit. Here's to a solid marriage and a shitload of fun times...

cheers,

POZ

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Dear Pathology,

FUCK YOU..srsly...u fucking whore of a class...i want to shit in ur face..stab you, and alot of other shit...

sincerely,

freak

 

Dear Freak,

Let me take your place in that class.... unless there is math involved in.

Just take my place in my Developmental and Abornal psychology classes haha.

Fuck school.

-seyinthelibrary

 

Dear career,

I've been pondering the thought of putting my basic knowledge of

modern pharmacology to use. So maybe one day I'll be able to

prescribe meds.

-Dr.Seyer

 

Dear everything in the next month starting things within the next 20 minutes,

I'm not really looking forward to you. Can we please fast forward through

May and part of June? I want to just on that roadtrip already.

-autopilot1er

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dear cali,

 

booooooooo. who's too tired for a hot tub? or massage?

 

and you don't have to make anything for me. i'm really not picky. but i specifically like really gay cute stuff. unicorns and rainbows. cats and children with large, sad eyes. you know, the usual 12 year old girl stuff....... prolly not really up your alley though.....

 

- supernerdypuddles

 

 

dear muds,

 

my old lady was too tired for the hot tub and massage....shes got a nice backyard with a nice pool and jacuzzi...but was too tired to get into it with me on friday night...she just wanted to fall asleep.

 

ok ok....i want to make something for you...i think ive got an idea now.

thanks!

 

cG

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Dear home,

I am going to destroy the dirt youve built up.

Say goodbye to your friend.

-B.clean

 

Dear caligula,

I need your addy amigo.

I am sending out invites to the big day.

Would like it if you and suki san came but

understand if you couldnt.

Sincerely- B.fish

Ps. There will be mexican food there.

Pasole, Enchiladas, Tamales

(((and an unfortunate turkey and ham))))

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dear ssn,

 

yeah...im sorta kinda seeing 'cougar' again.

hit me up when you get a chance..ive got to tell you about a hip hop show i recently went to.

 

cG

 

dear bfish,

 

big day?

 

tell me more.

 

cG

 

p.s. yeah, i will send my addy.

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dear caligula,

go. i'm going, we can mack on the thicks there..

i'll bring my east coast thick game.

-boat.

 

 

dear self,

great job.

great job.

great job.

-boat

 

 

dear seylokk.

THE BRUINS THE BRUINS WHAT?

THE BRUINS THE BRUINS WHAT?

up 2 - 0 in the series.... adios philly.

-boat

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Dear bboathoe,

Bruins > Flyers arr day erry day.

 

:lol: old i know

 

-seylokk

 

 

Dear me,

Chyeeeah 2011 is the year.

*graduation theme song*

woot wooot

-Mrs.Firstname

 

Dear Suki and cos,

The doc is in the house. :lol:

-Dr.S

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