YellowFever Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Dear weather I leave for 2 weeks and come back to a 15 degree © change in temperature, I am not ready for winter just yet. YF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 dear red light cameras, i hope some crazy person walks around with a blowtorch and cuts you all down! almost $600 in fines!?!??!?!?!?......fuuuuuuck.....its like im buying the city an ipad or something!....assholes. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 dear cali that hero/vigilante could be YOU! haha !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Dear Half Term, My fuckery, it's been like what, 9, 10 years? How ya been? TDB Dear Decy, I am still gonna Dear _______ you. You know. <3 TDB Dear Cali, Pls make yourself up a costume and everything. We'll call you something clever that someone else will have to come up with cos I'm drawing a blank. Yours in anticipation, TDB Dear Symbols, All that stuff you posted in the What Are You Doing thread sounds wicked. I'm going to google it all and expand my mind. Thanks. TDB :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Dear TDB yea I know! Dear Oontz still check you daily, just been quiet, hope you all doing well. Dear weekend hmmm tempted to buy GTA5, but should probably be productive Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 dear red light cameras, i hope some crazy person walks around with a blowtorch and cuts you all down! almost $600 in fines!?!??!?!?!?......fuuuuuuck.....its like im buying the city an ipad or something!....assholes. cG many people do try to break those in a fit of rage, but this man avoided tickets in the funnest way possible, til the party ended.. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/making-a-monkey-of-police/story-e6freuy9-1225772164619 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Dear Cali, beware some of the cameras are fake I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 dear symbols, i dont know how to use a blow torch :( cG dear TDB, my costume would be "blow torch man"....um....wow...that sounds super gay! cG dear sleaze, monkey mask could work....but i read online that they will automatically dismiss the ticket if the opposite gender to the person who the car is registered to was driving (so if the car is registered to a man and a woman is driving, they will dismiss the ticket)...im thinking about buying a wig...lol. cG dear I_R, lol....i'll cut them down too! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 dear Cali, Blow Torch Man was one of the subtly clever nicknames I came up with too. Others included Cali Flame Boy and Blow Torch Boy. I think I stopped once I hit Blow Boy; that is a time to give up. :) TDB Dear I_R That camera costume dude looks like a Minecraft baddy. Amazing. TDB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Dear Cali, just don't get caught on cam. I_R Dear TDB, I drew the username above me. I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 dear IR its my finger pointing at you in the user above dear life cant stand up boarding the 12oz jet Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 dear oontz, happy friday. drink a blue water. relax. repeat. -noesy for the kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Dear noes Stay positive brotha! Cil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 dear 12oonts... my people... yet again... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Dear Rolf-lo, @:15, I died. My resurrection posted this. /outurface I_R Dear Decy, TDB doesn't have man hands? I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 dear cali it ain't difficult! :p !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 dear caligula, in my short residency in Phoenix,i was told they had abolished that system. I could be wrong, it happens all of the time, but when a cop pulls you over and you sign a ticket, it is YOU acknowledging that you received that ticket, like a subpoena for court. when they mail you tickets (like jury duty summons{i have been told}) there is no actual proof that you received it i guess so many tickets went unpaid that the system doesnt exist anymore. but what do i know. but what i do know is that i havent been around here in a bit and i miss you guys and your witty selves. too many too name i hope you all are well. Love lOve loVe lovE sm-ski 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Dear IR TDB has tiny hands, kinda cute actually hahah Dear TDB let out your small hand secret Dear Decy pull it together Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 dear Dr.S. crash and burn kthx !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Dear entire world, [pulled from comments in internet convo about rape after horrible victim blaming article about rape] "Ugh. This reminds me of a horrible frat rule that I heard when I was in college. If a girl passed out with her shoes on, that means go, if her shoes are off , that means no, she fell asleep intentionally." I WANT TO SLIT MY FUCKING WRISTS OPEN RIGHT NOW. TDB Dear I_R, I am teensy and Decy's kid has bigger hands than me. The more you know! Please don't be for reals dead. TDB :) Dear oontz, How ya doing? TDB Dear Decy, Oh you. <3 TDB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Dear I_R, I am teensy and Decy's kid has bigger hands than me. The more you know! Please don't be for reals dead. Dear Dear Dear TDBX3 The stories and information posted on the internet are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted on it as fact. I_R knowsurnotafool. I_R I_R 3_I_R's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Dear I_R I_R I_R I_R I_R I_R I_R I_R I_R I am going to make you a BFF necklace from caps and beer can ringpulls. You make me laugh so hard :D <3 TDB TDB TDB TDB TDB TDB TDB TDB TDB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Rod, Galarza, Simmons, I miss you guys. Rest In Power. Drinking for you. SGT Fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 dear pain, go the fuck away. dear dr, please return my call tmrw. dear donuts, please show up at my door waiting here with milk, no drugs, and a full charge on my phone. grrrrSMski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Dear job... fuck you I'm fuckin' oot o here... Dear manager... Sorry i had to square up to you, but if anyone ever spoke to me like that in the boozer, i'd have battered them all over the fuckin' shop... Dear Self-employment... Please work oot ahright Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Dear Rolf Good luck with it mate, I'm having a fucking nightmare with work at the moment too Decy Dear TDB yay for getting the student shit sorted Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 dear donuts thanks for showing up dear dr thank for calling back dear everyone else. (nutshell) ive been in severe pain for 2 months pain that is in a general area, but cannot determine the specific area. low abdominal/pelvic area/hip area 2 dr appts 2 ER visits everyone keeps focusing on artheritis in hip due to a past dislocation i see this shit on the news a few days ago http://www.abc2news.com/dpp/news/local_news/investigations/essure-patients-stage-rally-meet-with-ob-gyns-in-washington (not this exact story--but a more local news story) ive had this device in me for 8-9 yrs now. I see my ob/gyn tmrw and HOPE this is the problem because it sounds a lot easier/cheaper than ortho drs/spine/specialists/MRIs/gastros... mind you i am a cash paying patient. wish me luck. painfully yours SMdoubledover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Dear shameless P Boss I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Dear Beer, You suck at getting me drunk sincerely, getting full and tired but no buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Dear SM, Feel better! That shit sucks. Hope it's a simple fix. TDB x Dear Rolf, Good luck man! TDB Dear Decy, NY resolution, you know. <3 TDB xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.