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dear symbols,

 

so it doesn't say "!@#$%" on your birth certificate??

 

cG

 

dear red,

 

lol...is that really the proper way to abbreviate it?!?!.....i've been doing it wrong all these years!!

 

cG

 

p.s. i went to all you can eat sushi yesterday...after edamame, salmon sashimi, 2 specialty rolls, 1 philadelphia roll, soft shelled crab and gyoza, i tapped out!..fail!

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cG

 

i have a fancy birth certificate, bein a bicentennial babe and all

but it still states my govt name

wokka

 

and yeah, always put the apostrophe where the missing letters go. it is y'all from y/ou/all. not really about phonetics.. not that i thought you meant that redeye. just sayin

 

!@#$%

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dear fist666

 

after watching my parents i'd say a happy and harmonious marriage takes about 2 decades

and they loved each other to death.

 

it's a struggle.

don't think dating can be much better though.

 

!@#$%

 

 

dear Noem

 

I know what you're talking about now and what can i say

:nope:

it sucks

 

!@#$%

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Dear fist,

 

anything worth having is worth working for and relationships are work. If you really love her...try.

Remember why you fell for her, think of the positives and talk to each other. Glossing over shit and falling back into old patterns never helps.

 

Good luck though innit - grd

 

 

 

Dear me,

 

you've been thoroughly useless lately, stop putting stuff off, it isn't going away!

 

- me

 

 

Dear nicotine,

 

I miss you terribly

 

-smokefree

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dear work,

 

please keep the AIDS, and any other diseases that may ruin my good times, away from me. thank you.

 

-J.

 

 

dear newscasters hyping Irene around here,

 

i've farted worse.

 

-j.

 

 

dear alcohol,

 

you've been making me rowdy/angry lately.. what up reckless attitude. its been awhile. dont go getting me into some shit now...

 

-J

 

dear pepper spray,

 

even though you had a date with someone else, i finally met you.. and i dont like you.

 

-JCags.

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Dear Fist

 

You appear to be going through exactly what I am at the moment, such a shit decision to make, I dunno what to do either. Keep your head up man, at some point you just have to think what is best for you as an individual, but not the easiest thing to do.

 

Decy

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dear men of the ooontz...

 

fuck marriage...

 

a few of my friends went doon that road, they told me the worst part is that your wifes cunt seals shut forever after the honeymoon, and after that you never ever get your hole ever again...

 

EVER!

 

and there's nothing that's known to man that can prize it apart again...

 

rolf

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dear decy,

 

this really sucks. we keep falling back to the same point of resenting eachother after working through it for a week or two. how long do these cycles last before i say fuck it?

 

fist

 

dear grd,

 

i remember why i fell in love with her, but she's not that girl and i'm not that man anymore.

edit: some shit doesn't need to be public.

 

fist

 

symbols,

 

i know its hard work, and i am still working, but as i said, i don't know what else to do. i feel like dead weight.

 

fist

 

dear rolf,

 

no kids on my end. ever. i've got dogs which are better.

 

fist.

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dear fist

 

yea man it sucks, so far I have been waiting about 2 years for shit to change and it hasn't think I am at the point of completely giving up.

 

decy

 

Dear Freak

 

Happy Eid, eat some daytime food, you starvedd for a fucking month!

 

Decy

 

Dear Rolf

 

I thought my sperm was pickled in booze as well, obviously not though!

 

Decy

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dear fist

 

 

best of luck to you in that situation

seems pretty terrible

 

i don't have any regrets about not making marriage a goal

and all the time, the positive aspects of that decision get reinforced.

 

gosh, dogs are way better aren't they?

no regrets about not doing that either.

 

 

sorry to all those who are having marriage problems.

maybe you all can go in on a divorce lawyer.

 

my bff got divorced last year.

of all the folks i know who got married more than 5 years ago, there are still quite a lot that are still married though

i guess it does work for some

 

 

!@#$%

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