Realism Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Dear almighty, Get them blackout drunk and then piss on their computer. They'll never know it wasn't them, especially if you start the next morning's conversation with "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?" -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 dear almighty, whenever im listening to gay shit and i know it..i use head phones...maybe he doesnt know that its not ok to blast evenescense :( freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 dear niece, im so happy you came to visit. im extremely sad that you left. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Dear Girlfriend, When I fart and then say "IT'S TALKING TO YOU BABY!" you're supposed to laugh. Sorry, but you're stuck with an immature fool. Love, Big Daddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 dear "kristina with a k", wow....last night was fucking amazing! i drove all the way home smiling from ear to ear last night. the sex was fucking amazing, and you are by far the hottest girl i have ever been with. i am usually into thick/chubby girls, but you gave them all a run for their money...you have the body of a hot stripper...scale of 1 to 10, your body was definitely an 11. you couldve been with any guy there, and ALL eyes were definitely on you, and for some odd reason (that I will never figure out) you chose to hook up with me....i still can't believe it...you were the most in shape girl ive ever been with! I won't forget you any time soon...believe that...only thing is, you didn't give me your number...im sure you probably have a boyfriend. cG DEAR CALI, HAHAHAHA:lol: :lol: :lol: DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT PUSSY HOMIE. THERES PLENTY OF DIMES YOULL SMASH YOU DIDNT THINK YOU WERE GONNA. FUCK EM ALL THEM VAJAYNAS! YA BOY, DUKE PIZZY DUNKINGTON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 dear pizzy, i will try not to fall in love with it..lol. i was just buggin that out of all the guys that were there, she hooked up with me. i still like thick/chubby girls better (so i havent converted), but the sex with her was good. the post may look like im trying to brag about it, but its more me trying to document that night, so i can find the post later and relive the moment...LMAO! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 dear Igula, a gift from me to you.. http://www.caligulathemovie.com/Lucky2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Dear I_R, good movie! thats actually the movie my screenname is named after. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Dear world, as king of New Svalbainia i hereby decree that the word "fart" shall further known as "Blowing your ass-nose" Love, RU (King Of New Svalbainia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 dear life, please stop throwing curve balls(GOOD/BAD) at me. i'd really appreciate going about my day to day without worrying about a million different things. thankz. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 dear world. this song is on the brain today........ rip layne souls of the lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 dear nose, stop bleeding please. I know it isn't humid outside anymore, and i should take some fish oil to keep my sinuses moist, but this nosebleed everyday thing is gettin old when i don't feel like i earned my nosebleed. -red.everywhere.always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear weather stop raining in dallas, we are full now thanks g.rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear red, thats what happens when you keep picking your nose. <3 ssn dear grove, rain and tornado? brutal. <3 ssn dear oontzers, do i have to be able to speak fluent korean to go there and teach engrish? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear to whom it may concern, free mustache rides. love allover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear sooks, ever picked your nose and got one that was all slimey and felt like you were pulling it out of the back of your skull? My head is full of those when fall comes around, only it's blood from deep in my sinuses. :gross: -red.excrement.annoyances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear red, oh god yeah im familiar with those. i get bad seasonal allergies. you need a netty pot or whatever those are called. <3 ssn dear ignore button, you're the greatest button! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear suki, yea that tornado was literally 2 blocks away from my job... and when i left work i actually headed that way the same time it was touching ground. i heard the sirens going off but for some reason i just kept on rollin' to go meet up with my homies to get something to eat. didn't learn how close i was till later on -g.rat AKA the worst weather man ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear grove, in case of an emergency just tie yourself with your belt to something reliable under a bridge. i think i saw that in some cheese ball movie. take care and listen to the sirens. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear suki, yea next time it is raining buckets and i hear the sirens i will seek shelter instead of continue pondering what i am gonna order at the resturant. oh here is some pics from the flood in/around dallas http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs627.snc4/58746_1598742766537_1175057503_1761681_8036500_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs607.snc4/58746_1598742686535_1175057503_1761679_8338158_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs307.ash2/58746_1598742646534_1175057503_1761678_5306912_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs299.ash2/57901_1598741886515_1175057503_1761673_5680843_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs307.ash2/58746_1598742606533_1175057503_1761677_1154438_n.jpg -g.rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear grove, that first pic is the best! dog rescued! i used to live in houston and thank goodness i never experienced floods or tornadoes. i moved back to san francisco right before katrina hit. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear wierd ass chick in my american histories class, your unattractive, stop thinking that when i look at devon, that im looking at you because im not. and i can see you staring at me fuck you, RÜ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear suki, here is a couple more you will like http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs403.snc4/46649_1598743646559_1175057503_1761687_706576_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs403.snc4/46649_1598743606558_1175057503_1761686_84117_n.jpg they made that temporary leash out of police tape also you are lucky that you got the fuck out of houston before all the Katrinans flooded dallas and houston. they were and are still horrible savages that literally are worthless pieces of shit. i grew up in the old east dallas, oak cliff but mainly pleasant grove, which are the 3 worst parts of dallas. so i have seen and know how the ghetto black folk can be... but these motherfuckers are BAD. even the ghetto black folks from south dallas don't want them here. -g.rat p.s. sorry for the rant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 dear grove, prop'd. <ssn the dog lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear allergies, Get the fuck out of my life, you're ruining it!! -seyer Dear person, I'm glad you took it well when I broke the bad news to you, I appreciated the things you did for me and glad you appreciated the things I did for you as well. -me Dear badmeds, :) -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear bitches. its thursday, get the fuck out of your grandma modes. who gives a fuck about jersey shore, come out of your houses and lets get drunk.... -Mr.i'msorryibangedyoursisterbro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Vietnamese parents, Why do you have your kid on a leash? I mean, the little guy wouldnt go all berzerk on you if you just let him rock without it. Either way, LULZ were had, as fucked up as that sounds. I love your noodles. -FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Danielle from American Pickers. i think i love you. -icb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Whoomp, There it is. --Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear boom, shackalacka. -red. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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