thealmighty... Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chick at work hanging out at a casino watching you gamble tonight was not fun. Then asking if I wanted to go to Circus Circus with you was dumb. I'm not 15. CircusCircus stopped being entertaining a long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear laundromat, please be open right now. You advertise to be open 24/7, but there is a blizzard outside and it's 5:14am. And I'm out the door to pick up laundry. -Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear freight train, please dont leave the yard until i have a chance to flick you and possibly paint your panels.i would like that very much. -hopeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear frate oh ok dear cali cause everyone is always goin there and i havent been invest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear drugs this fucked me up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yLb-kPyChY i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear puddles, you are killing it this morning! too bad no one really gives a shit around here! you are getting shit done on a fucking management level. but we will continue to have you in your grunt-level $16.00/hr (ps i know that is good for a grunt....) position, though, because no one on a higher level, or on your lever for that matter, that can locate and fix issues. thanks, sorta! - management :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, sacramento is not that fun..take it from me. raised here. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear invest, Caligula is kind of right. Its a lil lame. Big city mentality little city limitations. We have awesome coffee shops here though. Temple is the best one imo. The one in midtown lets people bring their dogs into the shop and those precious beans just sit there enjoying the attention calmly. It's pretty homely. Also we have a lot of trees planted unnaturally everywhere and the gas stations will remember your brand of cigarettes if you shop there often. Those are some of the few things I enjoy about this place. Sincerely. B.fish Dear caligula, My family is trying to ruin my life. Scaring me with big storm talk. Crossing my fingers- B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, we will be ok....if for any reason it gets too bad driving up there, we can simply turn back around if we have to. no biggie. cali"saftey fist"gula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear caligula, *sighs of relief. Thank goodness you are coming. -banana drama. ps. I am very sorry but I didnt get around to cleaning my car. It smells terrible. Like cigarettes and clorox. :[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, its ok. we can stop at the dollar store, and i can pick up air freshners! :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear thread,---- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl from last night, seriously???? FUCK YOU!! KICK ROCKS BITCH! :mad: cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, you are being a faggot. - c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl from last night, seriously???? FUCK YOU!! KICK ROCKS BITCH! :mad: cG and your "friend" too!! 2 bitches in a pod. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ppls above, ok i guess im not goin to sac :p where to go then? invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear vicodin, steroids, nortriptlyne... Not sure why but you guys made the MRI super easy today. 45 minutes in a tube aint usually to cool for a dude 278lbs....but i was almost sleeping. Thanks. -FR -alldoctorperscribedoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ralph, you got the germ or something? also you weight a lot. but i guess i should of guessed that... -t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Oontz people, Can someone give me an update on what's going on in the Kenya thread and Tranny Handjob thread? Too lazy to read, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl, kenya girl ended up being a dude with a penis and actually kinda looked like the thing that gave dow a handjob. dudes who were hollering at it are nowhere to be found... tranny thread is pretty much done... t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear mom, I'm sorry to have lied to you for years... i am in fact gay , i ''like'' a Black Eye Peas song..i don't know where else to express this..again I'm sorry. love haturrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julzkind614 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear world, you can never be the same as you were before. i dont know if i like that. and i miss cleveland. julz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Hater You must forgive yourself before you can be forgiven -silba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear people, If only i could drive, i woulda gotten laid last night.. this fuckin blows..or actually it doesnt.. :( invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Snowball G If you dont stop beggin me to jump on my bed, imma Graff N Dance on yo face. Thats what you get for smashin my delicous food yesterday you greedy bastard. -Silba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear everyone, I drank a really strong cup of coffee. When I pissed, it smelled just like coffee. -Realimpressedism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear womans sister, how you gonna make her feel like the third wheel? sincerely baffled. p.s she can make churros you cant :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo T14K, I got a pinched nerve...one in my neck thats already been established (vicodin,nortriptlyne)...and a new problem with my fucking ankle (MRI,steroids). I am indeed a heavy weight motherfucker....but I am 6ft 4. BTW you working at a bay area shop these days right, where u at? PM if u dont want the world to know...im looking for some new stuff. -Fat Motherfuckin Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cleint thank you for being slow on the uptake. I just saved my own bacon. schnitzel dear girl who rear ended my hire car just 4 blocks from the return spot damn you to hell -you're very lucky I had comprehensice insurance schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear friends, fuck you, you bastards... Sneaking a shit ton of vlad into my already heavily mixed drink. Because of you I puked, passed out, and got no action, also I had a ton of shit I had to do today so I can pass my goddamn classes but that shit didn't happen because I had the hangover of death, I fucking hate all of you ... but lastnight was funny as fuck -recovertux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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