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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear fellow oontzers,

 

this message is to show my appreciation for the amusement you have provided me thus far. I just read the thread "coffee shits" and lol'd at least 5 times on the first page.

Again, thank you for your service which you have so freely given me.

 

Respecting Entertainment and Amusement.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear carly,

 

get yourself together and get focused on work. i know you hate it so very much but your family needs health insurance and you don't want to pay $500.00/month for the equivalent. yes, you could make enough money if you both ran the business together but you are not yet in the right frame of mind to take that on that kind of responsibility. you aren't organized enough to pay all your ultilities on time, for that matter. you can think your way out of this. i have faith in you. the whole world doesn't make sense/isn't fair so why does work stick in your head? get over it and do what you gotta do. fuck.

 

- frustratedatmyselfoner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR ROBOJONES,

i never finish a statement with "no homo" for the following reason.

it implies that some time, there could b "homo", or "yes homo"

and i am infact the definition of a str8 male.

confident, yet not paranoid or homophobe like yourself.

THEREFORE, in conclusion, the use of the statement "no HOMO" in fact means u r susceptible 2 homosexual behavior.

-RL

 

 

DEAR SIGMUND FREUD,

U AINT GOT SHIT ON A NIGGA.

-RL

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