mudpuddles Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear almighty, that's how we roll. better luck next time - pnw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Computer Users, Why is it so hard to understand that nothing is free? Especially my time. I seriously have better things to do than to answer your phone questions, but since you're a genius and want to "fix" your computer without paying a very competent guy (who's also handsome and pretty f'in awesome), I'll go ahead and do you a solid. Then I will wait for your call telling me how you didn't understand and went and f'ed up your computer more. Better get to the bank and withdraw some cash. I don't accept checks from retards. I do from other people on the regular, but you're such a dumb ass that I think I'll make you take the trouble of getting me greenbacks. Thanks, Computer guy P.S.: Just because you're Jewish doesn't mean I don't like X-Mas presents. Have one waiting. If it's mistletoe and you're ugly, I don't want any. I'll settle for a cookie and some milk or some kindbuds. But we both know you're stingy and don't share your good weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sooki, I'm glad you received the card & that you loooooooove it! Happy Holidays! -Marco Dear Sooki & MilkyBombs, Thank you for your generosity. I'm super excited & counting the days! -Marco Dear chica in a bikini/long socks/eyeglasses @ the LMFAO concert last night, Marry me?!?! kthxbai! -Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo I'll settle for a cookie and some milk dear casek, milk it is dear marco, i will pm you today. mg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear MG, Thanks for the milk. I'll fix your wii for free now. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear casek, i heart you this much < > mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear MG, I'm pretending that's an Asian vagina. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear casek, it was supposed to be bigger. it didn't turn out right. pretend it's like a monster vagina. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear MG, I just did. Mind = Blown. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear finals. im finally done. i hope i did ok. anxious oner. dear oontzers. now i can officially wish everybody happy holidays! feelingthecristmasspiritoner. dear marco, hope you havent forgotten about me man! hope all is good down south. doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Doser, I have not forgotten man. I'd say sometime in January you will recieve the stuff. -Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Marco, Thanks for the card man.. I need to think of something to send you.. Hmmm.. IOU Dear Story, Maybe you need to end. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear people, holy shit! ten inches of snow in nyc tomorrow! soooooooooooooo fucking excited! i got my netflix and my hot chocolate and my gifts to wrap...perfect pre-xmas weekend. <3 zebras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear body, request some fucking water already. there will be no way to keep our returned skinniness if all you want to drink is iced mochas and cherry coke.... and what's up with like all my nails breaking in the last 2 weeks? not cool. and not as easy to pick my nose, that's annoying. anyway, water is good for you, crave some sometime. thanks - pleading puds dear zebradrips, jealous!! - muddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xawnai Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Craigslist buyer, Im getting pretty impatient waiting for you..... -Xawnai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Guys What do you want for christmas this year? needtoshoponer edoggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edogg, dudes are always down with Jumpmans, Flights an Airmax's.... unless theyre faggots. Dear YOU, you're ruining my life its fun though. i like the sex too... haha -PIZZZZZZZZY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear amigos/amigas tux is home so thats good, however im visibly upset that i missed a good ass partynight... im just sittin alone watching the watchmen, decent so far i might add, eating pizza bagels apparently were getting two feet of snow tonight we shal see how it goes, wish everyone a good break -lonelytux also pizzy i know exactly what you mean haha girls are tricky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pizzy, your getting played. and though the game is fun. shes winning, i know this because shes ruining your life. and dawgs, she fucks you just as good as she has and is going to fuck other dudes. no diss. you need to here it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear theraflu, Why are you the only cold medicine that seems to work for me? also, cos it's hear not here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bitches, December 25th 2009 All of you touched it in miami 2010---will be the year of ME and how Im rollin' and also the year of me only fuckin' with white girls--- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear COS, hahaha nah she aint ruinin my life literally. she coulddddd be fuckin other niggas *shrug* shit happen i miiiiiight be fuckin other girls but i do know, she my girl hahaha. - greazyp nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear right now, It's too early. Dehydration- Coffee is the end of me. Sleepy eyes- No make up and regard for my wardrobe. It's one of those mornings. Empty stomach- Where is my oatmeal. I cant go on without my oatmeal. New years resolutions- I was thinking about this driving to work (always think about dumb meaningless stuff when I drive for some reason) I dont think I completed one of you. Everything is a next year I'll do that one. Future plans- Have to come up with something for my group later today...possibly I have a ton of felt and hot glue but no drive. Wah wah wah. Eye booger-Fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, ^^^ that is wonderful!! i have a project to complete and i have been weighing paper vs felt. i've got sharp scissors so i don't know. it's a giant stocking that has to win a contest. but x-mas really isn't my thing, just winning so i'm kinda stumped. - muds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Banana Fish: Penguins! -J Dear mudpuddles, Every time I see your name, I get dyslexia and it says "pudmuddles". I laugh wondering what "pudmuddling" might be. Then I laughed some more when I decided that it must include midgets and pudding. -J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear snow, yes yes i love snow in moderation, however when it is too bad to drive/go anywhere i am not a fan. i just got home and i wana chill with some people but there is literally over one foot of snow and i dont feel like shoveling to the end of my street to get out, looks like im gonna just unpack and drink hot chocolate all day, would be good to get some of this ocd to go away tho, -neatfreaktux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear mud pud, Felt is pretty cool. Maybe mix both paper and felt ...oooo or make it 3 demensional. Your wreath looked pretty cool so I am sure you'll get creative and make something awesome. Good luck. -B.fish Dear casek, Cant forget about penguins. They are a must. -EL fish. Dear office, I am gonna destroy you with lemon cleaner, a vaccum, broom and might. Prepare to sparkle bitch. Miss merry maid- Nah nah fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear casek, thanks for cracking me up. i'm cleaning so i needed that! pudmuddling sounds like yet another term for wacking it :D - pudmuddles dear others i was going to nohomo to: later, damn crying baby..... - >:/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Banana Fish, Do you think penguins have nicknames for peoples? -Me Dear Pudmuddles, No, "pudmuddles" doesn't sound like whacking it. It sounds like an appropriate activity to do with midgets. "Hey midgets! Guess what we're doing?!?!?!" Sincerely, Mr. Casek Von Plowking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mupuddles. had a silly ass dream about last night..N/H..(for reals) you were showin me round your city..but also had to show me your tattoos..--a collection of rap letters from well know writers..haha--sort of like that guy who has all of his favorite heavy metal bands of the 80s tattooed in collage format on his back. dearest work. even though you allowed me to pay 1 month of bills in 1 week...you fucking kicked my ass.i know i dont do THAT much physical work...but the mental is drained as well. i am ever so GRATEFUL for u. dear 12 hr drive up to utah next week, be gentle on me. Love lOve loVe lovE sm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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