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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear iou,

 

"last night" involved very wrinkly old obese women trying to get me to fuck them...long story.

 

also, i still rock the baggy look, and will flash on anyone talking shit about it...haha.

 

dear l.a. and san diego,

 

can't wait to kick it out there in a few days.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear banananananaoramama fish.

 

i got that job.

so i should have a phone up and running in the next couple weeks.

when will you be on aim this week/next week?

tetris battle needs to go down, and it'll only help prove the east is better.

followed up by the ass whooping you are gonna take in the basketball game for all the marbles and bragging rights.

let me know

-boatboat

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear pendejo who broke into my Jeep last night,

 

Fuck you! You worthless piece of shit!

 

Oh well, I guess this is the price I pay for living in the "cool" neighborhood next to downtown. Luckily I didn't have anything of real value in the Jeep (camera, iPod, etc).

 

Now where can I get my driver's side window replaced for a good price..............?

 

-Marcowantstokilltheniggerwhobrokemyshit/nh

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dear asshole at the movies,

 

i realize it was a funny movie but it did not merit you laughing so hard that you screamed and cried. even ur girlfriend looked mad at you. every 5 seconds you screanmed like a hurt donkey. you completly ruined the movie for me and my girl and everyone else there, i had a plan to stomp you out in the alley beside the theater. you are so lucky that my girl reminded me that im on felony probation and you would probably snitch. you definately deserved a beat down. fuck you

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Dear Work.. FUCK YOU!!! I knew you were wrong and you were.. $200 short you say? Fuck you I ain't that stupid, but you are and proved it.. From now on I'm taking all money you're too stupid to account for.. Cuz' obviously honesty isn't paying off for me.

 

IOUwillnotoweyou

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear schnitzpie,

good luck!

<3 ssn

p.s. hellllllllllllllla aussies in korea

 

dear corea,

down to my last day with you.

thanks for the most amazing time

and all the memories i will cherish.

please take good care of my mom,

sister, and nephew til they leave.

i will see you again

in a couple of years!!

corea with a c motherfuckers!

cheers and gambeh!!!

<3 ssn

 

dear 12 hour plane ride,

please be quick and gentle.

<3 ssn

 

dear pugs and dudeface,

ftw!!! see you soon!

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear santana.

 

absolutely!! im ready anytime. well, i work all weekend, but other then that... im good to go. if you are down for saturday night fun tonight (not necessarily painting, drinks/hanging out?) i'll be more than happy to make the trip down south. lemme know. much love.

 

edoggggggggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Husky McHuskalot,

 

When I asked if my insurance included that option, they gave me this look:

 

:confused:

 

then they did this:

 

:lol:

 

So yea, no luck there.

 

I took my jeep to the shop owned by an arab where all the workers are mexicans who don't speak any english, and he hooked up a new window for $80. I hate giving $$ away like that, but it would have costed maybe 3 times as much anywhere else.

 

-Marco

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