Some1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear B-a-n-a-n-a-s, I sorry for your rapeage you should go to the police and et him put on the sex offender list... I made a girl scream "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I COULD BE LAYING IN DOG PISS RIGHT NOW AND I WOULDNT EVEN CARE" I started laughing so hard I fell over... *juantes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bfish, Yea women i've been meeting need to see a shrink. That is their personal problem I am just like making the move and they are like "NO ITS NOT RIGHT I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY EX 2 YEARS AGO GAAAAHHHH." Weird I gotta start picking up chicks in bars again or something... -juan dear some1, I was always under the impression that girls at bars are worst. If anything tho your at a bar and if shits looking bad you can just get drunk...so eventually due to intoxication optimism will play its part. b-fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear banana, dont worry.....alot of girls hated the way their first time went down....but if you said "wait no hold up" and dude kept going...he was an asshole.. he shoulda at least used candles and rose petals or something. cali-goo lala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear B-Fish, Yes they are always shit I stopped hooking up and doing shit with girls in bars to meet a possible girl friend and all I have found was Church girl who is wrapped up in her ex and my Ex girlfriend who thinks she is fat (she is 120 at most) and not going anywhere in life (she makes $100k+ a year). Wack jobs so I figure if I am going to be alone it might as well be inside some whore faces vagina... -juan valdez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear "hip hop" radio stations, please stop playing that "she moves her body like a cyclone" song and that "lovey lovey dovey kiss kiss kiss" song because these songs are NOT hip hop. listening to cd's because of you, caligular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Some1- You suck at finding women. bananas- Thats called rape. BAC- I'm glad you had a radtastic night. ---VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear DMV, thanks alot you bastards -bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vaj, Yo head is mad armidillo ass cotton bowl ass head yo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vaj, I have come to terms with that and I am over it. I realized if I was raped fo real fo real by a stranger rather than my boy friend it could have been worst. coping-B.fish dear some1 maybe you should try match.com or eharmony the commercials sound convincing. You can just lie and say you make more money then you do or you can find a compatable mate that wont care about money. rooting for you-b.fish dear cali-g rose petals and candles would have been nice but my ex I guess was beyond that sort of thing. If he was tight he would have taken me to a beach but he was a pussy one time we were making out in his car and I had my bottom grill on and he told me to take it out cuz it would cuz his lip :( boo hoo. I put it in my pocket because I was sensitive to his feelings and never saw it again I blame him for being a weenie. Missing the griiiiiiilllllz-B.Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo opps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali-G Same here. I've bought like 4 CD's in the past 2 days Signed, NoMoreLimewireNoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo banana fish wears grills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vaj, I have come to terms with that and I am over it. I realized if I was raped fo real fo real by a stranger rather than my boy friend it could have been worst. coping-B.fish dear some1 maybe you should try match.com or eharmony the commercials sound convincing. You can just lie and say you make more money then you do or you can find a compatable mate that wont care about money. rooting for you-b.fish dear cali-g rose petals and candles would have been nice but my ex I guess was beyond that sort of thing. If he was tight he would have taken me to a beach but he was a pussy one time we were making out in his car and I had my bottom grill on and he told me to take it out cuz it would cuz his lip :( boo hoo. I put it in my pocket because I was sensitive to his feelings and never saw it again I blame him for being a weenie. Missing the griiiiiiilllllz-B.Fish i felt sorry for you before this post but the fact that you wear a grill just makes all that sympathy go away -bubba p.s. im sorry =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cold, day ? already. thats how fucked up off of it i am. that i dont know what day it is. jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Girlfriends Family, i dont know why ya'll dont like me... your son hates my ass, talks shit to me like your a bitch ass faggot blah blah blah, and tried threatening me with a big ass kitchen knife... he's lucky i didnt knock his teeth out.... you, the mother dont like me and give me the "da fuck u doing with my daughter your piece of shit" look all the time, and you the father seemed cool when we had a lil conversation over sports and random things to get a few shits and giggles, but yet u dislike me as well, and i dont know why the cousin doesnt like me either... oh well whatever im nice and polite as hell whenever im around ya'll and dont really deserve all this negativity... well get used to me being part of the family.... :) banging your daughter, ~TailsRocK<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tails, bring margaritas to her mother. and you get to smash while the parents are there trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Porcelain, that...... might.... work..... hahaha ill keep that in mind no doubt.... friday though i got in trouble from her ma i guess... she called n my girl said she was gonna be a bit late, the mom said it was ok, i go to drop her off and her ma wants to talk to me... with the serious ass look she talked to me about she has to be in at a certain time and all that junk... then she starting jappin at me in spanish... aint that a great way to end a friday night.... ~Tails0ner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear saturday night we had such a blast together here to another sunday -bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear coffee, you are delicious. i'm going to drink you all day and play video games. dear last night, yes!!!!! ayyyyydz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo banana fish wears grills? I use to I bought bottoms three-four years ago but then lost it and I havent bought a new one yet and prolly never will. I got one for that moment mainly becuase it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear flea market, if i can get my lazy ass off the couch, i will be seeing you soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl, hurry up, i want to go to the monterey bay aquarium and look at some fishes. and you are holding me up tryna get all pretty and shit. but i cant stay mad atcha. -ilb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear larry the cable guy, your schpeel about edible under britches for some reason is funny. other than that you suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear deteriorating health, Please hurry up, k thanks. - map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear gjug06, theres a blast from the past. how goes it. -mar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Life, Why do things have to change? - Sneak "You Suck" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear New Phone. You suck but i love you at the same time Love, Your Owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, drunkin bike rides all over the city a 3am are not a good way to get in shape. maybe you should try to drink a little less, and work on your diet...plus you gotta hit the gym at least 5 times this week. your acting like a fucktard. get it together. from, yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dog of mine, You grew alot nigga! shit..... you are a beast! Im liking ur fur.. thick and clean. Who washed you huh? Thats right, thank your master. <----------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear motovation, Where are you? Desire and Ability are pulling their weight. Yet you seem to be on vacation. I treid to make your job easier by skipping the herbal enlightenment this weekend. Yet somehow shits not getting done. Wastefully yours, My time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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