iloveboxcars Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girlfriend, yes i really want that book from amazon. if you buy it within the next 12 hours it will get here by monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fellow 12ozers tommorow is day two of midterms (the hard day) im going to get pwned im done -bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cold, Get the fuck out of me. drippin snot on my keyboard aint cool. fuck this sucks. Ill Porcelain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, what sup? whats new around here? havent been on here much... busy busy busy.... Today I go to get my passport to go to MEX....... Wish Me Luck.......... <-------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear newbs, i enjoyed pwning you for 2 hours straight. now im sleepy and my batteries are almost dead..good night sexbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bed, you are glorious. i am going to spend upwards of 12 hours sleeping in you soon. thank you for being comfortable and warm. Sincerely, MrChupalazymotherfucker Dear girl who is hanging out with her ex this weekend, I guarentee i can show you a better time than that chach. call me when hes gone and i'll show you how a real man does. again. Sincerely, The guy you were all over the other night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sic Day Even though I am actually sick - I still like you. Lets watch tv and play ps3 all day together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bank, Fuck you I am taking my money out. Why did you keep letting me take money out for gas this week when I didnt have any!? WTF!? I deposited my whole check after paying my payment for my truck just to find I am still -$4.15 because of all of your $30 overdraft fees!? WTF! I am closing my account and going back to my credit union. At least there when I have no money they say Insufficient Funds instead of charging me $30 fucking stupid...god I am so pissed right now... -fuck you you fucking whores Psalm Sucks With Money Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear golden corral, You were amazing! You had everything there available for me to eat. Still pissed that you didnt have cheesecake..... <------'s taste buds not happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear scooby doo mac n cheez you rere relicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cold. i just got a haircut, so your being extra cold on my dome. please stop ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Priest Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, Ever had to take a dump so bad that motor skills seem impaired? I just spent 15 ackward minutes in the womans restroom which I accidently rushed into taking a shit so large I could have put a sombrero on top and named it "El Grande." Might I add I had a woman walk in and use the stall next to me while I was in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear shumai, stop your little attitude. <3 your mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cough medicine, you releive me some what thank you its not your fault but thanks. really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Nephew, Please get it right this time. Love, IOUncleOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sinuses, You little bastards are goin down Wait till I get my medicine. With hate, The person you reside in Also Dear Nicole, You just dont even know With sex, Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear online application, You are the most time consuming thing ever...how hard can it be to work for your company that you have to make your application longer than the odyssey. I have no idea why "when you look back you feel sorry for things you have done" is significant to figuring out my work ethic. I mean seriously if your going to ask me questions ask me something that actually questions my intelligence and not how good of a liar I can be by picking the answer I know you want to read. Half steppin' my way into your established working institution: B.Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl who keeps calling me over to her house for sex, im mad at you..thats why ive been ignoring your calls... your pussy is wack...and i dont enjoy hitting it anymore... ive got some new pussy im fucking with.. so go find someone else to fuck.. AND STOP CALLING ME BITCH! ready to stab you in the forehead, caligulaonerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Haha.. Your pussy is whack.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Calig, Your predicament is so bad I am sorry... Signed The only girls I meet are ones with problems oner... p.s. everytime i get i the position for teh sexz0rs they flip out and end up crying...weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear some1 that sounds like a personal problem. cried after sex before-B.Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear last night, You were everything I hoped for and more. I wish every day was like you. Let's do that again real soon. Until then, Already missing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear banana fish, wait....you cried after sex? is that because it was so bad or because it was so good? just wondering, cali-gu-la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bfish, Yea women i've been meeting need to see a shrink. That is their personal problem I am just like making the move and they are like "NO ITS NOT RIGHT I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY EX 2 YEARS AGO GAAAAHHHH." Weird I gotta start picking up chicks in bars again or something... -juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo "NO ITS NOT RIGHT I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY EX 2 YEARS AGO GAAAAHHHH." :haha::haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Blood Fart So you fucked that new guy? -CILONE- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, Why did you give your number to a married woman? Signed, IDK Dear Alcohol, You're a slut. Anyone can have with handful of change. Sincerely, Overyouagainoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SPM, stop fuckin with those underage sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cilone, That's really none of your buisness. Even if we had, that wouldn't have been why last night was so amazing. I just had a really awesome time. Probably one of the best nights of my life. So. Yeah. Sincerely, Not a kiss and teller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali-g, I cried becuase it was my first time and I really wasnt expecting it to happen...I even remember saying something like wait no hold up maybe tommorrow but I guess he was too determined to stop so it happened. So I guess I cried cuz I held out for so long for the first time and my ass hole boyfriend didnt even try and make it significant ...but it happens. One day though I am sure I will have tears of joys from sex...one day-B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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