KARTOONKILLA Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 DEAR MR. BULL SHIT, I HATE YOU..YOU SHOULD BE IMPEACHED YOU RUINED YOUR COUNTRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear mar happy channukah Dear Edogg, Thanks man. Sincerely, MAR. P.s. Happy holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Dear cleaning lady that visits my dealership, You wear those tight sweat pants and tight tops that show off your big tits and ass. You are really pretty for a brown baby. The next time you go it the tech's bathroom i want to get you alone in the shower stall and have teh butt secks with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Dear Carne Asada Tacos, Thank you for being delicious tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gee Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 dear mr. hamasaki why the fuck do you give us so much shit to read sincerally, gee oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 dear zero fuck you, now a want a taco so bad right now /no vagina referance sincerly, edoggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 dear everyone, ive been really into candles lately the ones that smell all dope that shit would be gay for the normal dude, but since its me its gonna slide. these things make the crib extra enjoyable when youre lampin around. its next level metrosexual shit that gets turned straight G when i touch it. PS: Strictly no homo Hugs and kiss, G$ That shit would be gay for a normal dude but since it's you it's gonna slide, does this mean that you are infact gay yourself? It's next level metrosexual shit that get's turned straight G when I touch it, Does straight G stand for straight Gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ZeroCool Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Dear Edoggg, Your knowledge in football, although basic, totally overshadows mine. It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. Looks like I got to brush up since I havent followed any games for a couple years now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 dear job... i fucking hate you... -jb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express an' take his advice on a dark and stormy night: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Yes that movie rocked..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Dear Edoggg, Your knowledge in football, although basic, totally overshadows mine. It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. Looks like I got to brush up since I havent followed any games for a couple years now. 0 dear zero watch more football with someone who knows a lot about it. litsen. and learn. works every time. plus its not like watching football is a chore, its a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 dear, ohio state THANKS FOR FUCKING UP MY WHOLE NIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Dear Kame. when the can says mixed vegetables and the ingredients read bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, baby corn, and bean sprouts thats what i expect to be in the can. Not the whole can to be baby corn. You fucked up the dish and im not happy sincerely Wrexie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Shit i got another one Dear Budweiser, thank you for making all my problems go away for a few hours Isorus Wrex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mr.yuck Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 dear skilla, the weedman is not a bank yours truely, weedman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Dear Crusty Mike, I am drinking a glass of red wine. Its really good....a nice merlot Sneaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Dear sneakster, when i visit my family in fla i will come drink wine with you and your wifey will act as our real life /no homo crust-ums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear icb... keep an eye for a thug nut mobbing through your hood in october. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Torquemada Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear banks, please have more "open an account and get $100 free" promotions, but let me close my account right away after i get my cash instead of having to wait months. sincerely, ash ketchum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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