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the 'my cousin fucked my cat and shit in my purse' thread.


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Re: BABYMAKING:101 - step 1, marry your cousin....

 

When 12oz was down the one thing I kept thinkin of was "Yo, I wonder if she incested" and now we can't even get a straight answer

 

Bullshit

 

 

i agree i wanna here dis shyt i was think the same thing...

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Re: Smother me in applesauce and throw me to my relatives...

 

I think she's hopping we will give up because.....she was too embarressed to do it with her cousin at first because we made fun of her. Finally she gave in after he begged her for 3 hours outside her door saying, "come on you can do this to me we're family".

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she's like channel zero's own version of the kid in grade school who had the running joke about going home one day and sticking seven inches of thin-gauged wire up his dickhole. everyday he'd come to school talking about it, joking; halfway tempted, but mostly sadistically pleased that he could so boldly embrace what makes most mortal men cringe. then one day a group of his peers, who for months had to sit and listen to the daryl-ass motherfucker ramble on about forcing alien objects up his piss-chute, corned the kid and told him that if he didn't either shut the fuck up or prove himself by coming to school with the evidence in place they wouldn't be his 'cool graffiti friends' any more. so that day said kid went home right after school, not even bothering to tie his big dumb floppy shoelaces before bolting for the alleyways, all the while hucking fear-drenched sarcasm at his nay-sayers...

 

...and that was the last anyone ever heard from the curious george-ass motherfucker that just couldn't help but pick at the proverbial piss-scab.

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Re: Smother me in applesauce and throw me to my relatives...

 

she's like channel zero's own version of the kid in grade school who had the running joke about going home one day and sticking seven inches of thin-gauged wire up his dickhole.

 

dammit I can't escape that rumor to save my life

 

so did you fuck your cuz or what....no pathetic I got to drunk excuses

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