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the 'my cousin fucked my cat and shit in my purse' thread.


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Re: 12oz Coalition for Morals, Decency and Family Values...

 

and so i picked up ego maniac from the border, and put her in the back of my pickup truck with a camper and i told her she had two options

 

either shes gonna let me put my meat in her taco

 

or im throwing her back over the fence

 

 

 

and so

she made my mexican dance

 

 

her taco smelled really bad like one that had fallen back behing the counter at taco bell and couldnt be retrieved for months

 

but i liked it

 

she was ripe

 

kind of like fruits waiting to picked out in the fields

 

and so our son EGO REFUND was born

 

 

que bueno

 

 

:mexican:

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

im really feelin the new name.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

so...

 

 

 

 

now what?

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

i'd like to call out the two 12oz members who have actually MET him.

 

 

whatta ya think?

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

met, who? your cousin? who cares what they have to say? they gonna attest to his girth? i think what we need is a money shot...shit drippin all down them jeepers. f'real.

 

 

seeks/gone wild

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Re: 12oz Coalition for Morals, Decency and Family Values...

 

cani get some props?

 

Im going to call bullshit on that story. CACASHREFUNDONERONE most deffinatly stole that story from some porn story site and added porkchop.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

i really dont even know what to say.

 

 

except that perhaps i had no choice to do it with a distant relative?

 

you have all destroyed any remining faith i had in men. so, when someone opens doors, is really nice, and never talks about puttin meat in my taco, or talks about women in the manner that you all do....well...basically....i had to give myself fully.

 

it's YOUR fault I did it. I was on the fence, but once i heard what PIGS you were, i knew....i just new. ..i had found my prince in shining armor. and i wont let you take that from me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

Titties sit right, ass sits better

Im mean in a thong behind its wooden leather

You can catch me at South Beach in a drop top Carerra

Im in the middle of somebodys dance floor like whatever

Drop!

I keep it hood for you baby cause on the down low mama knows what good for you baby

Whats good for me baby [Lil Scrappy]

Open a bottle of Henny for ya me in a mini for ya show you some luv

that's if I got any for ya

I can it make from the dollars to the pennies for ya back tha tha back it up then I bend it for ya

But I dont come cheap so

you got to break Trina off if you really want the right young freak

Pussy good couple pumps skeet skeet

but first I need that new Bentley

it should be a crime being this fine and I get what I want when I let him see it from behind.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

i'm having a book signing at Borders tomorrow.

 

you get 15% off if you can bring a DNA sample that proves we are related!

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Guest nutsonmychin!

Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

what!!!?!?

 

you havent heard???!?!

 

cousin fucking, it's big in '06.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

whatever, dude is baaaaaarely even your cousin. this aint nothing but a 13 page thread about you gettin dicked down. shit is nothing.

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