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the 'my cousin fucked my cat and shit in my purse' thread.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

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I've met the dopest boy on the planet. We've been talking for almost two months. He lives down in So Cal tho so we havent been able to kick it much. We have been talking like every night...till like 4am sometimes.

 

He graduates from school today and he's comnig up next weekend to stay for a few days.

 

I'm fucking crazy about this guy....but here's the deal...

 

k. shut up...we met thru random people, all really leading back to myspace. We dont really have any close friends in common. But his bestfriend is friends with my bestfriend....etc.

 

So last night he's having dinner with the whole fam, mom, grandma and grandpa, sister, etc. He's telling grandparents about me. He mentions my dad living in Chester Ca, his grandma says, "Chester! My nephew Joe Schmo lives there!" So...the boys like..."Schmo?? no way. how do you spell that..."

 

and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister.

 

i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin.....

 

this type of shit doesnt happen to people.

 

SMASH or TRASH???

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Wow, that really sucks...just don't do it, not worth the retardation you'll force upon your kids

 

Unless you already hate your future kids

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dude....

 

 

 

definitely trash.

 

 

thats just..

 

 

 

 

 

 

weird.

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actually the risk of 2 relatives having a child together come out deformed only goes up by like .5% compared to a couple of non mountain people.

 

In other words, move to montana and marry your cousin you sicko

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Originally posted by RiSC@Mar 23 2006, 01:37 PM

thats quite a predicament... get drunk and smash

 

 

 

thas what i said....

 

 

who wuld ever know?

 

 

 

 

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Guest nutsonmychin!

we're not first cousins

 

like 3rd or 4th.

 

but FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. you have to be kidding me.

 

i met my cousin on myspace and fell i love with him!?

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..not something id tell alot of people.. nor something id say on a BBS board for advice.

 

thizzface.

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maybe you guys could watch eachother masturbate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and then have sex

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when hes going down on you, you can think about how you have a relative licking your vagina, and think of what your parents would say

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Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS

if your dad's grandmother or mother, is sister of his mother or grandmother, doesn't that make him a second cousin, or even farther down the family tree? i think it does, that would mean his folks are your dads cousins, and he's their kid. i tell you, my grandmother died, and i met a second cousin i never knew i had... boy did i wish i knew she was around, and it turned out we were going to the same college at the time. whatevs, smash.

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Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 12:43 PM

i met my cousin on myspace and fell i love with him!?

 

 

can I use this for a sketch on my sketch comedy show?

 

PLEASE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Sorry to luagh, but that shit is hilarious...

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