Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 dont let him cum in ya! i thought about wanging my hot cousin... then i thought, wait im thinking about wanging my cousin! and i decided that it would be best to give it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 12:35 PM and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister. i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin..... this type of shit doesnt happen to people. SMASH or TRASH??? Quoted post This is the exact same predicament my parents were in when they met over 30 years ago. Now they are married. I am a product of that relationship, and I'm fucking awesome. Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Arabs do it all the time. I say Imbreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 not the first time ive heard of this happening :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I just read this book, Wild Seed, that has alot of inbreeding in it. They came out with special powers, so I say do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 23 2006, 12:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 23 2006, 12:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 12:35 PM and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister. i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin..... this type of shit doesnt happen to people. SMASH or TRASH??? Quoted post This is the exact same predicament my parents were in when they met over 30 years ago. Now they are married. I am a product of that relationship, and I'm fucking awesome. Smash. Quoted post [/b] really??? did they know about it when they met? huh. no shit.... i dont know whats gonna happen. im gonne eat a burrito and contemplate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 wait, does HE know about this? you guys being cousins and all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 no. we met on MYSPACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 are you planning on telling him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 b/c if i were told that, i'd like.... run away and curl up into a ball, and remake the scene in ace ventura when he finds out "it wasn't a gun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 he is the one who found out and told me. last night i was walking smokey and he calls and he's like "we need to talk" "oook, whats up" "your dad's name is XXX" "yeah" "you have an uncle named XXX and an aunt named XXX" "what the fuck" "oh man...we need to talk" "dont fucking say it" "we're cousins" edit* i thought you said "did" he know. he def. knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 you were gonna have sex with him regardless of what this thread was gonna say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 02:54 PM really??? did they know about it when they met? huh. no shit.... i dont know whats gonna happen. im gonne eat a burrito and contemplate Quoted post 100% true. I'm not sure if they did know about it beforehand, but I know it was pretty early on. They said fuckit and went ahead. Me and my two brothers all have IQ's over 135, are extremely good looking, and we have no visible deformities, diseases, hereditary conditions, allergies, or basically any imperfection whatsoever. Well, my little brother has massive ADD, but so does everyone born after 1990. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 02:59 PM he is the one who found out and told me. last night i was walking smokey and he calls and he's like "we need to talk" "oook, whats up" "your dad's name is XXX" "yeah" "you have an uncle named XXX and an aunt named XXX" "what the fuck" "oh man...we need to talk" "dont fucking say it" "we're cousins" edit* i thought you said "did" he know. he def. knows. Quoted post its much funnier when described this way :haha: and what GAT:BUSH said, yall are going to smash anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by porkingchop and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister. look you guys are barely related. At max you have 11 or 12 similar chromosomes out of 46. you could even be 100% unrelated biologicly. Symbols back me up (or shoot me down). The only thing is it would be weird if it ever came up in conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ewww.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I wish i was a butterfly they have 380 chomosones, how diverse. or maybe a fern with 1200. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 is this the same cat that was playing tug of war with u'r dog? - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 nooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 This will end in a terrific combination of hilarity/disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 your gunna have kids that look like tease! so wha did you guys talk about hahahaha just to think talking about sex with your cusin and you dont even know yous are related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I'm hoping it's 50/50. *the "golden ratio" of hilarity and disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 is it still incest if he just puts the tip in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 lets play a game called "just the tip" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Just do anal. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Mar 23 2006, 02:37 PM This will end in a terrific combination of hilarity/disaster. Quoted post :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 question-- is he as down to fuck as you are? he is a dude, so im assuming yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 mmm...he's def down. but his family is aware and they dont think it's a big deal. I actually talked to his mom for a while last night. she said the he has been so happy since we started talking, etc. she said that she thinks i am great for him and would be happy to have me be a part of his life, even like that. then she talked to me about growing up and paying with my dad. ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 23 2006, 04:03 PM 100% true. I'm not sure if they did know about it beforehand, but I know it was pretty early on. They said fuckit and went ahead. Me and my two brothers all have IQ's over 135, are extremely good looking, and we have no visible deformities, diseases, hereditary conditions, allergies, or basically any imperfection whatsoever. Well, my little brother has massive ADD, but so does everyone born after 1990. Quoted post beyootiful. and your parents are both from PR? not all that crazy, it's not exactly a big island. porkchop, if you guys fell in love and went ahead with it anyway i only have two words for you: GENETIC COUNSELING cystic fibrosis odds are huge. mams came out fine indeed, many do but not everyone. i'm done with the advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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