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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 12:35 PM

and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister.

 

i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin.....

 

this type of shit doesnt happen to people.

 

SMASH or TRASH???

 

 

This is the exact same predicament my parents were in when they met over 30 years ago. Now they are married. I am a product of that relationship, and I'm fucking awesome. Smash.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 23 2006, 12:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 23 2006, 12:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 12:35 PM

and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister.

 

i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin.....

 

this type of shit doesnt happen to people.

 

SMASH or TRASH???

 

 

This is the exact same predicament my parents were in when they met over 30 years ago. Now they are married. I am a product of that relationship, and I'm fucking awesome. Smash.

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really???

 

did they know about it when they met? huh. no shit....

 

i dont know whats gonna happen.

 

im gonne eat a burrito and contemplate

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he is the one who found out and told me. last night i was walking smokey and he calls and he's like

"we need to talk"

"oook, whats up"

"your dad's name is XXX"

"yeah"

"you have an uncle named XXX and an aunt named XXX"

"what the fuck"

"oh man...we need to talk"

"dont fucking say it"

"we're cousins"

 

 

 

edit* i thought you said "did" he know. he def. knows.

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Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 02:54 PM

really???

 

did they know about it when they met? huh. no shit....

 

i dont know whats gonna happen.

 

im gonne eat a burrito and contemplate

 

 

100% true. I'm not sure if they did know about it beforehand, but I know it was pretty early on. They said fuckit and went ahead.

 

Me and my two brothers all have IQ's over 135, are extremely good looking, and we have no visible deformities, diseases, hereditary conditions, allergies, or basically any imperfection whatsoever. Well, my little brother has massive ADD, but so does everyone born after 1990.

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Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 02:59 PM

he is the one who found out and told me. last night i was walking smokey and he calls and he's like

"we need to talk"

"oook, whats up"

"your dad's name is XXX"

"yeah"

"you have an uncle named XXX and an aunt named XXX"

"what the fuck"

"oh man...we need to talk"

"dont fucking say it"

"we're cousins"

 

 

 

edit* i thought you said "did" he know. he def. knows.

its much funnier when described this way :haha:

 

and what GAT:BUSH said, yall are going to smash anyways

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Originally posted by porkingchop

and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister.

 

look you guys are barely related. At max you have 11 or 12 similar chromosomes out of 46. you could even be 100% unrelated biologicly. Symbols back me up (or shoot me down).

 

The only thing is it would be weird if it ever came up in conversation.

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mmm...he's def down. but his family is aware and they dont think it's a big deal. I actually talked to his mom for a while last night. she said the he has been so happy since we started talking, etc. she said that she thinks i am great for him and would be happy to have me be a part of his life, even like that.

 

 

then she talked to me about growing up and paying with my dad.

 

ew

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Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 23 2006, 04:03 PM

100% true. I'm not sure if they did know about it beforehand, but I know it was pretty early on. They said fuckit and went ahead.

 

Me and my two brothers all have IQ's over 135, are extremely good looking, and we have no visible deformities, diseases, hereditary conditions, allergies, or basically any imperfection whatsoever. Well, my little brother has massive ADD, but so does everyone born after 1990.

 

 

beyootiful.

and your parents are both from PR?

not all that crazy, it's not exactly a big island.

 

porkchop, if you guys fell in love

and went ahead with it anyway

i only have two words for you: GENETIC COUNSELING

 

cystic fibrosis odds are huge.

mams came out fine indeed, many do

but not everyone.

 

i'm done with the advice.

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