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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

i'd like to call out the two 12oz members who have actually MET him.

 

 

whatta ya think?

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

met, who? your cousin? who cares what they have to say? they gonna attest to his girth? i think what we need is a money shot...shit drippin all down them jeepers. f'real.

 

 

seeks/gone wild

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cani get some props?

 

Im going to call bullshit on that story. CACASHREFUNDONERONE most deffinatly stole that story from some porn story site and added porkchop.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

i really dont even know what to say.

 

 

except that perhaps i had no choice to do it with a distant relative?

 

you have all destroyed any remining faith i had in men. so, when someone opens doors, is really nice, and never talks about puttin meat in my taco, or talks about women in the manner that you all do....well...basically....i had to give myself fully.

 

it's YOUR fault I did it. I was on the fence, but once i heard what PIGS you were, i knew....i just new. ..i had found my prince in shining armor. and i wont let you take that from me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

Titties sit right, ass sits better

Im mean in a thong behind its wooden leather

You can catch me at South Beach in a drop top Carerra

Im in the middle of somebodys dance floor like whatever

Drop!

I keep it hood for you baby cause on the down low mama knows what good for you baby

Whats good for me baby [Lil Scrappy]

Open a bottle of Henny for ya me in a mini for ya show you some luv

that's if I got any for ya

I can it make from the dollars to the pennies for ya back tha tha back it up then I bend it for ya

But I dont come cheap so

you got to break Trina off if you really want the right young freak

Pussy good couple pumps skeet skeet

but first I need that new Bentley

it should be a crime being this fine and I get what I want when I let him see it from behind.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

i'm having a book signing at Borders tomorrow.

 

you get 15% off if you can bring a DNA sample that proves we are related!

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

what!!!?!?

 

you havent heard???!?!

 

cousin fucking, it's big in '06.

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

it sure didnt feel like nothing!!

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Re: the official 'porkchop gettin her pussy hole blew the fuck out by her cousin' thread

 

actually. all of my needs are currently being met.

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