fatalist Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 word! i tried dating the banana republic dude, that shit was mad fucking BORRRING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 sometimes the best offence is a goof defence < playing coach > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 women like it when a guy knows the difference between being submissive and being 'the nice guy' and thats one of the few things i'm sure about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 I will never understand what women want. Whatever they say they want is not necessarily true. Or maybe I just need to roll with some real women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 women like guys who are great in bed, because having to fake that you're good gets pretty tiring to us females.. they like when you boys clean up after yourselves. Nothing is worse then comming home from work and having to do a sink full of dishes, take out the trash and tons of other shit, when he's been home 3 hours before u were.. Women like guys who have good hygiene. Fuck snuggling and making out with someone who hasnt showered all day and night. FUCKIN GROSS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 girls like it slow and romaaaantic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Lets see here. From ages 15-21 girls like to be smacked around a little and treated like complete trash. Around 21-23 they usually wisen up a little but sometimes this can linger on for a while. Now when they are in this younger age group they think they know it all and have a good idea of what they are all about but in reallity they are just looking for some one to agree with them and confirm their beliefs. When introduced to the right male of the species, they are easily molded into what the male wants them to be. Go to work, go home and wait for me to call, suck my dick and then give me your check on Friday. When introduced to the wrong, weaker, male of the species, things often go all out of whack. The guy may suffer from esteem problems or maybe got too many hugs as a kid but he tends to be the shoulder to cry on and gives these young girls way too much encouragement. Encouragement is for the parents to do. This is how we develope the problem later on down the road of these girls who tend to set their standards way too high because some douchbag showered her with compliments and support and 4 hour long phone conversations about nothing in a feabile attempt to get some pussy. Usually this fails because at this point your ass has stumbled into the friend zone. There is only a rare special breed of male that can dable in the friend zone and still get the pussy but this is for another day. Now once you get into that age around 21-23 some of these girls may have a little bit of college under their belt and maybe they have tasted a little bit of independence. Steer clear of these girls. They have absolutely no clue as to what they want or what they are about. This is the most akward and contradictory stage you will ever witness. Somewhere after that they tend to calm down and make a little more sense. Unfortunately at this point they seem to have the upper hand over men. The reason being is because they are getting hornier by the minute and most likely your dick doesnt act right anymore. Now the things they want are simple and it goes just like abc said. If your hair hasnt fallen all the way out yet and you have a little bit of a personallity, you just might be able to bag one for the rest of your life. After you buy her a very shiney rock. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 ^ that was amazing, yuck. it's almost as if you lived in the mind and body of a young woman for a few years and acquired all that knowledge. weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 i'd imagine girls want things like this from a guy (i know i do) 1- meaning/purpose/goals 2- considerate 3- someone who will keep things intresting (doing things BESIDES loafing around the house all day) **edit: on a more personal note- i don't date guys who listen to shitty music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 My Babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@May 11 2005, 06:04 PM **edit: on a more personal note- i don't date guys who listen to shitty music. I wont date a girl who can't dance. Grace is the most important thing for me. P2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 ABC hit the nail on the head in his first post. There's other shit as well, but keep those four in mind and you're pretty much golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by slave_one@May 11 2005, 09:55 PM ^ that was amazing, yuck. it's almost as if you lived in the mind and body of a young woman for a few years and acquired all that knowledge. weird. Quoted post I have conducted years and years and years of experiments on this subject. Its not 100% because not everyone is the same but I have found it to be around 75% accurate. I should farther brach out my studies with women throughout their 30's to better understand whats really going on. Im just glad that people take the time to learn in minutes what has taken me years to uncover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by mr.yuck@May 11 2005, 09:43 PM Lets see here. From ages 15-21 girls like to be smacked around a little and treated like complete trash. Around 21-23 they usually wisen up a little but sometimes this can linger on for a while. Now when they are in this younger age group they think they know it all and have a good idea of what they are all about but in reallity they are just looking for some one to agree with them and confirm their beliefs. When introduced to the right male of the species, they are easily molded into what the male wants them to be. Go to work, go home and wait for me to call, suck my dick and then give me your check on Friday. When introduced to the wrong, weaker, male of the species, things often go all out of whack. The guy may suffer from esteem problems or maybe got too many hugs as a kid but he tends to be the shoulder to cry on and gives these young girls way too much encouragement. Encouragement is for the parents to do. This is how we develope the problem later on down the road of these girls who tend to set their standards way too high because some douchbag showered her with compliments and support and 4 hour long phone conversations about nothing in a feabile attempt to get some pussy. Usually this fails because at this point your ass has stumbled into the friend zone. There is only a rare special breed of male that can dable in the friend zone and still get the pussy but this is for another day. Now once you get into that age around 21-23 some of these girls may have a little bit of college under their belt and maybe they have tasted a little bit of independence. Steer clear of these girls. They have absolutely no clue as to what they want or what they are about. This is the most akward and contradictory stage you will ever witness. Somewhere after that they tend to calm down and make a little more sense. Unfortunately at this point they seem to have the upper hand over men. The reason being is because they are getting hornier by the minute and most likely your dick doesnt act right anymore. Now the things they want are simple and it goes just like abc said. If your hair hasnt fallen all the way out yet and you have a little bit of a personallity, you just might be able to bag one for the rest of your life. After you buy her a very shiney rock. Thank you. Quoted post Sir... I take my hat off to you... hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Mister Yuck knows the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by ^ . ^+May 11 2005, 12:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (^ . ^ - May 11 2005, 12:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>women like guys who are great in bed, because having to fake that you're good gets pretty tiring to us females.. they like when you boys clean up after yourselves. Nothing is worse then comming home from work and having to do a sink full of dishes, take out the trash and tons of other shit, when he's been home 3 hours before u were.. Women like guys who have good hygiene. Fuck snuggling and making out with someone who hasnt showered all day and night. FUCKIN GROSS. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-hopeizm@May 11 2005, 03:04 AM women have very clear idea's what they dont like..... but dont have a fucking clue what they really do like Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 for me it has always been and always will be one important thing above all else. make me laugh until my sides hurt. to me a wonderful sense of humor will rule over anything else lacking. keep me smiling and that's all i need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 if im sad, i dont want the guy to be sad too, i just want a fucking hug and solution to why im sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 when im sad i just want someone to make funny faces at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Honestly, wtf is all this shit? I only dig guys who I dig because I dig them. So poorly put, yes, but so well said. Basically, if I like a dude its because we are compatible, not because he buys me shit or opens doors. Those are just little treats that might come along with the whole package. Ive had dudes who were chivalrous and bought me shit, but they were as dumb as a fuckin wall and had nothing relevant to say. And Ive had guys who havent done shit for me money wise or anything who Ive had major things for. Its very subjective. Its not to say i dont have things I look for in a guy, but they are so ridiculously specific that "sense of humour" doesn't fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 aka: I dig guys with big cocks and who will listen to me complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcohol swab Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Why isn't Alcohol Swab's dick,in the poll? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 And gliko, because you only fit the latter of the two, I wont date you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exxell Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 all bitches LOVE cocks either is lookin at it, smellin it. taste it or they jus love the feelin... either way u break up with her she will call u bak to go over to her house, have a couple drinks. but all she wants to do is suk dik and fuk it. either way is yo choice cus females do get dik whoop in a instant ........ but only if u lay the pipe right. so if u connot layit it correct jus keep a relationshit whith that hoe and suffer 4 the rest of your life cus chances are YOU might not satisfy another lady even though u think u TEARIN that pussy up :biglaugh: : :zombie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 ^he knows the deal, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@May 12 2005, 01:27 PM when im sad i just want someone to make funny faces at me. Quoted post when i'm sad I want two bitches on my dick sucken and fucken then a 3rd and 4th broad walks in and we have this kick ass orgy. I have this weird goal in life to bang 10 chicks at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by gatita@May 11 2005, 10:29 PM Honestly, wtf is all this shit? I only dig guys who I dig because I dig them. So poorly put, yes, but so well said. Basically, if I like a dude its because we are compatible, not because he buys me shit or opens doors. Those are just little treats that might come along with the whole package. Ive had dudes who were chivalrous and bought me shit, but they were as dumb as a fuckin wall and had nothing relevant to say. And Ive had guys who havent done shit for me money wise or anything who Ive had major things for. Its very subjective. Its not to say i dont have things I look for in a guy, but they are so ridiculously specific that "sense of humour" doesn't fit. Quoted post i agree with you about compatibility. but seriously the way a man treats you accounts for a lot. it's less about what they say and more about the things that they do to prove how they feel. when someone cares about you, they don't even have to say it, you'll know by their actions. chivalry is important, but its never gonna make you like someone unless there is chemistry to begin with. and as an example, there could be a guy that you're totally into, but he treats you like shit, would you get with him anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@May 11 2005, 09:48 AM girls like guys who listen, not give advice. that's a big problem right there, because guys will try to find a solution to any problem but often women dont want a 'solution', they are actually after sympathy and understanding. This is just my opinion built from my experience, but when a girl is sad, she doesn't want you to cheer her up, she wants you to empathize and be sad with her. I have a VERY hard time doing that and have ended relationships because I cant play along. Quoted post Listen to key, that shit is HUGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 my big thing is communication, we have to have it. This is the most important thing for me in a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 boogie hands.....duuuh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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