RoboThruster Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Isn't harrassing someone the pre pubescent way of telling them you want to make babies? Get you icy hot ridden boy to go over and seduce her. She shant bother you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted November 4, 2004 Author Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by test pattern@Nov 4 2004, 10:42 AM this thread has such potential what i don't understand, though, is like.. you're more than even now. she put icy hot in your friend's shampoo, and three of you have taken huge shits in her bathroom and all have fucked her lotion. Quoted post well, they say "If your gonna do something, then go all out". We're goin all out. We actually are in Wars with lots of other people. We had about 30 old stinking enchiladas just laying around, so we went to this dude's bathroom and shoved like 5 in his toilet then I took a shit on top of em. BURN. Then we were hiding outside of Starbucks by the quad and running up on Coffee Fags and hittin em with em. Then we threw a buch at cars when they drove past us. This old dude stopped and tried to come after us, too bad we all run track BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 PISS PUCK! cut the bottom of a dixie cup off so that it's the size of a petrie dish. fill it with piss and freeze it. wait until they go to sleep and slide it under the door. when they awake it smells like piss and they'll most likely spill it while walking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 ^^ how do people think of shit like that. open up some oreos (or other cream centered cookies) scrape out the cream and replace the cream with toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 cleaning out a beard trimmer or even hair clippers of the microscopic hair folicals and put them in your victims t-shirts causes months of itching .......funny,harmless,undetectable. washing the clothing only spreads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 you dont know shit about dorm living...i had some crazy times...damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by SpyD+Nov 4 2004, 04:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SpyD - Nov 4 2004, 04:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-test pattern@Nov 4 2004, 10:42 AM this thread has such potential what i don't understand, though, is like.. you're more than even now. she put icy hot in your friend's shampoo, and three of you have taken huge shits in her bathroom and all have fucked her lotion. Quoted post well, they say "If your gonna do something, then go all out". We're goin all out. We actually are in Wars with lots of other people. We had about 30 old stinking enchiladas just laying around, so we went to this dude's bathroom and shoved like 5 in his toilet then I took a shit on top of em. BURN. Then we were hiding outside of Starbucks by the quad and running up on Coffee Fags and hittin em with em. Then we threw a buch at cars when they drove past us. This old dude stopped and tried to come after us, too bad we all run track BITCH! Quoted post [/b] you guys are fuckin' assholes! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by SpyD@Nov 4 2004, 11:49 AM Then we threw a buch at cars when they drove past us. This old dude stopped and tried to come after us, too bad we all run track BITCH! Quoted post payback is one thing... but throwing rotten enchiladas at random drivers definitely falls under the category of "things i stopped doing once i entered high school" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 stab her with a sharpened down toothbrush handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 hey, that reminds me of an idea... YOU CAN THROW SALAD AT HER DOOR! :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 ahahahaha! everytime i think 'salad', i think turbosalad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by Herbivore+Nov 4 2004, 01:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Herbivore - Nov 4 2004, 01:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SpyD@Nov 4 2004, 11:49 AM Then we threw a buch at cars when they drove past us. This old dude stopped and tried to come after us, too bad we all run track BITCH! Quoted post payback is one thing... but throwing rotten enchiladas at random drivers definitely falls under the category of "things i stopped doing once i entered high school" Quoted post [/b] yeah, this kid just sounds more like one of the retards that tries to piss people off then when he gets it back, gets mad fuckin crazy and never forgets it,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 ^ ZING OF THE DAY™ *directed at SteveAusin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 i have a liter bottle of milk in my fridge that has been there for almost a month.5 ...any suggestions? some friends of mine in another building put fireworks in a to-go box from the cafeteria and set that shit off in a staitwell..loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatcherSB Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Ok.......... put some gloves on fling pieces of crap at her windows (if the windows are open at night even better) outside her drom room, she will hate cleaning that up, actully anything she will hate cleaning up for example find stray cats find a way to get them in her dorm or dorm hall area. hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 IPIKACK i dont know if you can buy it, but its what doctors use to make you puke stuff up...5 min after eating you will hork for a half an hour even if nothing is in your stomac. and not calm puking, like VIOLENT vommit..when you go WRREEEEAAAAAAGGGCCC! put a little in her drink...BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 blow a load in her toothpaist bottle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 im reading this thread, she put some shit in your boys shampoo , this chick deserves payback bigtime. post flicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by japillahan@Nov 4 2004, 02:02 PM i have a liter bottle of milk in my fridge that has been there for almost a month.5 ...any suggestions?right] drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 -offer them drinks as a truce and put laxative in it -if youre allowed microwaves in your dorm and you can get into her room, microwave poop for 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted November 4, 2004 Author Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple+Nov 4 2004, 01:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (onesecondple - Nov 4 2004, 01:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Herbivore@Nov 4 2004, 01:27 PM <!--QuoteBegin-SpyD@Nov 4 2004, 11:49 AM Then we threw a buch at cars when they drove past us. This old dude stopped and tried to come after us, too bad we all run track BITCH! Quoted post payback is one thing... but throwing rotten enchiladas at random drivers definitely falls under the category of "things i stopped doing once i entered high school" Quoted post yeah, this kid just sounds more like one of the retards that tries to piss people off then when he gets it back, gets mad fuckin crazy and never forgets it,,,, Quoted post [/b] quit cryin. Nobody dies from a little enchilada hittin them or their car. Unscrew your panties a lil bit :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Whahahaha.... I'm soooo happy I don't live in a dorm. So many evil minds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 haha, some of these are really good. others are just fucked up/ going overboard as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 this is what you do to get back at her step 1: enter step 2: fill nalgenes with water step 3: Set up and pour step 4: The result step 5: exit the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 ^^^ Your friends have way too much time on their hands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 take a picture of her, put it up around campus and fill out some information saying "she's single and looking" and then put all kindsa shit about how she likes to deep throat, swallow, anal sex, etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 sarah you lose- that shit is like torture... hahahaha hilarious. im not patient enough to do that shit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose@Nov 4 2004, 06:15 PM this is what you do to get back at her Quoted post Staple them all together, even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 ok heres one that happened at my highschool.... if she drives this will work... take garbage bags full of popcorn say 5 or so and dump them in her car.. an dputting dog shit under her door handles always works for a quick laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STD Spreader Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Introduce her to me............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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