Steel Schnauzer Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Women are like shoes and I’ve tried on a lot of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 I forgot how good macaroni and cheese is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I've clocked more overtime than regular time two weeks in a row, and only want time off to get a business started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 14 hours ago, ~KRYLON2~ said: I forgot how good macaroni and cheese is i just had the best lobster mac n cheese of my life yesterday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/29/2018 at 7:11 PM, Brink said: arnt raisins just grape jerky? As much as prunes are plum jerky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 42 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: As much as prunes are plum jerky holy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I know everyone naturally assumes Michael Jackson was raping Macaulay Culkin but what if they got it all wrong? What if Macaulay Culkin was raping him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 It would only make sense that a place named Twitter would be full of twits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Fart noise 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 4 hours ago, where said: Fart noise Since the old days of 12oz I have always appreciated that typing 'fart noise' counts as a legitimate response to basically anything on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Going to be headed off a bit far soon and have been planning to launch some messages in bottles while away. Interesting to me because they can travel far and some are found years and years later. Making some legit ones, but the wise ass in me wants to take one and fart in it, leave a note about that, and send it off to sea. It's an amusing thought that one day 30 years from now some guy excitedly opens a bottle on a beach to a stale fart. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Crazy taxi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 kids these days will never know the smell of bong water on the carpet or of getting stupid people to drink the bong water 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I partied with Mr. McAllister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/9/2018 at 9:07 PM, where said: Crazy taxi The game? I used to play that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 This is my random thought. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 The greatest song ever written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 you want to drop out the rat race you have to cut the cheese out your diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I asked a buddy early today if he was going to throw eggs or TP for mad night tonight..his response: 'I'll go take a grown up shit in my neighbors backyard' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I wonder what the chat is like on the office group chat that I'm not included in... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: I wonder what the chat is like on the office group chat that I'm not included in... It is most definitely not popping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Kults said: It is most definitely not popping. cheers man The work from home situation has some benefits but if you're generally a paranoid person you tend to worry about shit like that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 On 10/9/2018 at 7:00 PM, One Man Banned said: Going to be headed off a bit far soon and have been planning to launch some messages in bottles while away. Interesting to me because they can travel far and some are found years and years later. Making some legit ones, but the wise ass in me wants to take one and fart in it, leave a note about that, and send it off to sea. It's an amusing thought that one day 30 years from now some guy excitedly opens a bottle on a beach to a stale fart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Just remember.....ketchup, onions, and pbr. It's a combination guaranteed to make your eyes water uncontrollably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 why the fuck even make a freight master timetable if you're not even going to come within Coo-ee of running to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Schnitzel said: why the fuck even make a freight master timetable if you're not even going to come within Coo-ee of running to it? Welcome to the world of trains. DM if you would like assistance but some of the info you've been seeking over time is easily found online. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Props man - I've sort of got it dialed in at times but this last week or so they've been taking the piss. sat in my car working at the uphill spot for three hours waiting for two trains to come through neither of them came. actually all things considered got a lot more done than I expected but was still frustrating to wait and wait and wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 10/31/2018 at 3:53 PM, Schnitzel said: cheers man The work from home situation has some benefits but if you're generally a paranoid person you tend to worry about shit like that! I lived through that for 7 years when working for a company that had a very mercenary approach to HR. Not fun, can empathize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 This year's election ballots had more candidates running unopposed on it, like how could my vote count less in that situation? I did a write in vote for Dondi rather than select the lone candidate for that office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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