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6 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said:

you oontz muh fuckers need to stay outta my dreams. 
 

they’re all good dreams, though.  

they reassure me that you are good people. 
 

Then again, maybe you shouldn’t stay outta my dreams. 

 

 

 

 

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If I wasn’t quarantine with all this money I’m getting paid to beat my shit, play cod and do rap type shit, I would have fucked around and got hella more tats if places were open, if anyone knows anyone in prov or Boston that wanna risk they lives lemme chirp 

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2 hours ago, where said:

If I wasn’t quarantine with all this money I’m getting paid to beat my shit, play cod and do rap type shit, I would have fucked around and got hella more tats if places were open, if anyone knows anyone in prov or Boston that wanna risk they lives lemme chirp 

I got you.  Just let me get my needles and india ink.

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On 5/1/2020 at 2:35 AM, where said:

 

i hate this song and I'll tell you why

 

When I was 16 my mate and I went to Kings Cross to go to Stripperama which we had on good authority was the best strip club to visit.

 

 get ourselves positioned in the 2nd row ( don't want to get too close we'll look too keen)

 

 we're expecting some total babe to come on in and set the scene.

 

Instead Billy Ocean rings out through the speakers and a lumpy, stretchmarked, very flappy fannied, bleached blonde junkie comes out the side door and does a really shit routine to this song. she wasn't wearing much so it didn't take long.

 

Then she pulls the guy in the front row up on stage ( thank god for being in the second row) and yanks his pants down and tries to give him a BJ but he's too pissed.

 

 she kicks him off stage and walks off.

 

We think "fuck this" and leave to pink pussycat up the road.

 

Get in there take our seats ready for the next show and Billy ocean comes on again and the same stripper steps out again.

 

She does her routine and walks off (pink pussy cat is a bit classier) then some horny cunt pays the dj some money and the lights go down and boom! she comes up again.

 

My friend and I are both peaking because this is shit but we'll laugh about later so we decide to hold on for one more girl.

 

Clock is ticking down to next girl then the lights come on and the police walk in to check for alcohol since it's. not a licenced venue or something.

 

They see us and instantly single us out ask for ID which of course we don't have because we're underage and take us outside ready to call parents before letting us go with threats follow up during the week

 

 We walk home at 12am with no money, and worse no decent strippers seen...

 

But at least we hard get outta my dreams get into my car three times in 90 minutes.

 

 

 

Randiom thought: was it necessary type that out

TL:DR shit stripper to this rountine ruined schnitzel night back in 1990

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31 minutes ago, Schnitzel said:

i hate this song and I'll tell you why

 

When I was 16 my mate and I went to Kings Cross to go to Stripperama which we had on good authority was the best strip club to visit.

 

 get ourselves positioned in the 2nd row ( don't want to get too close we'll look too keen)

 

 we're expecting some total babe to come on in and set the scene.

 

Instead Billy Ocean rings out through the speakers and a lumpy, stretchmarked, very flappy fannied, bleached blonde junkie comes out the side door and does a really shit routine to this song. she wasn't wearing much so it didn't take long.

 

Then she pulls the guy in the front row up on stage ( thank god for being in the second row) and yanks his pants down and tries to give him a BJ but he's too pissed.

 

 she kicks him off stage and walks off.

 

We think "fuck this" and leave to pink pussycat up the road.

 

Get in there take our seats ready for the next show and Billy ocean comes on again and the same stripper steps out again.

 

She does her routine and walks off (pink pussy cat is a bit classier) then some horny cunt pays the dj some money and the lights go down and boom! she comes up again.

 

My friend and I are both peaking because this is shit but we'll laugh about later so we decide to hold on for one more girl.

 

Clock is ticking down to next girl then the lights come on and the police walk in to check for alcohol since it's. not a licenced venue or something.

 

They see us and instantly single us out ask for ID which of course we don't have because we're underage and take us outside ready to call parents before letting us go with threats follow up during the week

 

 We walk home at 12am with no money, and worse no decent strippers seen...

 

But at least we hard get outta my dreams get into my car three times in 90 minutes.

 

 

 

Randiom thought: was it necessary type that out

TL:DR shit stripper to this rountine ruined schnitzel night back in 1990

Cool story bro, felt like I was there, 10/10 would read again 

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16 hours ago, where said:

If ammonia and bleach make chlorine gas, and human urine decomposes into ammonia in 24 hours then you could make chlorine gas out of bleach and piss, tomorrow.

Why the fuck would you do any of this when you can make jenkem and get liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt?!

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