LUGR Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 4 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: it was a glorious 3 years until april. bitches gummed shit up so bad with bureaucracy , nepotism and the older plants toxic workplace shit that we already shut down for two months due to the 4 of them managing to get our 3rd shift sanitation team lead of 9 years fired along with half the crew. we were like " yall really went to higher up office people to complain about sanitation sitting in the breakroom because our still experimental machines needed to dry for 2 hours and we legit only did testing for 2 weeks on first shift and had to stand for 7 hours.." After giving it some deep thought, this is the only solution for these salty glizzy factory heifers. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 6 hours ago, LUGR said: After giving it some deep thought, this is the only solution for these salty glizzy factory heifers. This is what happens when @nicklesndimesand @mr.yuckhave nightmares 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 8 hours ago, ndv said: You guys should schedule that dental appointment. Just saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 On 7/20/2023 at 4:36 PM, SMdoubleXL said: thank you It’s not all bad. It’s just a lot. also I just opened my 2nd work comp claim at work because my hands are numb 75% of the time now so screen time has been majorly compromised What the fuck yo? Is this some kind of repetitive strain thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 4 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: wait... so the throat is a sphincter, right? so burps are just farts that come out of the other end? if that ain't enough to humble ya, idk what is.. That's always been the case, even if you didn't know what a sphincter is. But really I just came in here to say sure, burps and farts, but what you know about queefs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 I'm coming up so you better get this party started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 A mustache is just a landing strip for your face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Last night there were some strange sounds coming from the woods, sounds I'm not sure I've heard before and I couldn't identify what animal it could be. And yet, at no time at all did I think to myself that it must be bigfoot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 On 7/23/2023 at 2:52 PM, nicklesndimes said: wait... so the throat is a sphincter, right? so burps are just farts that come out of the other end? if that ain't enough to humble ya, idk what is.. Dude, my sphincter has been so sore this week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Last night there were some strange sounds coming from the woods, sounds I'm not sure I've heard before and I couldn't identify what animal it could be. And yet, at no time at all did I think to myself that it must be bigfoot. Chupacabra maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 5 hours ago, LUGR said: Chupacabra maybe? My guess is coyote pups or rabbits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 I do not think the throat is a sphincter. Nobody writes rap songs about what life is like when you have been married for over a decade, work too much and look forward to vacations. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 The IRS is an entity you can pay off to look the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Air from the fan cooling my ballz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 throat noun the passage which leads from the back of the mouth of a person or animal. "her throat was parched with thirst" the front part of a person's or animal's neck, behind which the esophagus, trachea, and blood vessels serving the head are situated. "a gold pendant gleamed at her throat" LITERARY a voice of a person or a songbird. "from a hundred throats came the cry “Vive l'Empereur!”" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 You don't tell diarrhea when it's over, diarrhea tell you when it's over. That's just how diarrhea works. Diarrhea. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 ^^ this is a very true statement. Out of all the things in the world, this is the realest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Just now, ndv said: ^^ this is a very true statement. Out of all the things in the world, this is the realest. In some ways, yes. Whether you're the bum in the White House or the King on the street you have all had diarrhea. It is the great equalizer, the tie that binds. No matter how big and bad ass you are, when diarrhea hits you're going to clench your cheeks and make a beeline for the toilet. Picture the president, the Pope, the famous and the infamous grabbing their cheeks and making that run. In conclusion, diarrhea. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 I was thinking if cow's milk can be made into butter what about titty milk? How come you don't hear about titty milk butter? But google showed me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Air from the sphincter cooling my ballz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Throat Sphincter 🤷🏻♀️ Honest inquiry here that I will never be able to figure the answer out on my own does it feel the same/react the same to the penis? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 11 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I was thinking if cow's milk can be made into butter what about titty milk? How come you don't hear about titty milk butter? But google showed me. I must have titty on the brain because I found myself thinking back about this breast milk butter and was like if they make butter does anyone go the extra step to make titty ghee? I'm not researching that one much but did find: So yeah, knocker cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 1 hour ago, SMdoubleXL said: Throat Sphincter 🤷🏻♀️ Honest inquiry here that I will never be able to figure the answer out on my own does it feel the same/react the same to the penis? For research purposes, and to not let your question go unanswered, I will delve into this and get back to you. In the meantime remember, you never go sphincter to sphincter. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 When one door closes. Another one opens further. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 15 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: Throat Sphincter 🤷🏻♀️ Honest inquiry here that I will never be able to figure the answer out on my own does it feel the same/react the same to the penis? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 The most satisfying mosquito deaths are the ones where when you swat them you hear that annoying high pitch buzz drop an octave in death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 how does bluetooth work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Blutoof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Most of the US appears to have ditched their masks and are happy to have done so. TBH, I've enjoyed the mask wearing. There's a power in anonymity, and it certainly makes Oontz related activities easier in that way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: i forgot there was a coronavirus thread tbh.. I did too until I caught coronavirus last week for the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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