LUGR Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: i just got on to the streaming site where i illegally watch shit all the time while i'm online and one of the first things that came up was the new top gun and i immediately started to laugh remembering how everyone always clowns that shit on here for being just corny war propaganda. thanks for helping me avoid that bit of programming I never said that once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 wanna make wonky font but the ponce doint got the conde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Would absolutely destroy Sandra Bullocks box. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 The long goodbye- those people where you're trying to end a conversation, you'll be like "all right, I have to get going," and they have to interject something else for you to respond to and then you have to repeat the process at least 2 more times before you can get a goodbye and get out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 20 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Would absolutely destroy Sandra Bullocks box. AssBox™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 She's got Christmas ham butt , a five o'clock shadow mustache , and a vendetta as a USDA inspector...gonna be a long day 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 31 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: She's got Christmas ham butt , a five o'clock shadow mustache , and a vendetta as a USDA inspector...gonna be a long day That butt sounds tasty. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 On 6/1/2022 at 4:44 PM, ndv said: I Moogled 'Moobs' and this is what I found for images... *immediately drops and starts doing push ups 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 poop chute shoots poop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 straight up destroyed that toilet last night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Trevor Noah is not very funny for a comedian. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 7 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Trevor Noah is not very funny for a comedian. Not a comedian at all. Just someone who just happened to be in the industry, has an accent, and easily told to follow the narrative. Thats about as hysterical that clown can get. His career is a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 If I'd shit that shit in the woods and not the portajohn, bears would have stayed the fuck back. Christ what a pile. My apprentice even commented on it later. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 On 6/2/2022 at 9:18 PM, mr.yuck said: AssBox™ Naw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 23 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: If I'd shit that shit in the woods and not the portajohn, bears would have stayed the fuck back. Christ what a pile. My apprentice even commented on it later. What had you been eating? Obviously not any BK Whoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Naw. C'mon bro, you know you wanna turn that old booty sleeve inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Just now, mr.yuck said: C'mon bro, you know you wanna turn that old booty sleeve inside out. I am not down with this ass eating trend of the last 5 years. You weirdos can hold all that! Lolol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I am not down with this ass eating trend of the last 5 years. You weirdos can hold all that! Lolol I remember the first time a girl ate my booty. This shit had to be like 18+ years ago. Way before rap songs made this shit mainstream. She was a dirty old broad. A real trail blazer in the sack. 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Thought you was all talking about eating ass. There's a trend of getting your ass eaten now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Thought you was all talking about eating ass. There's a trend of getting your ass eaten now? Some days your the eater, others your the eatee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 7 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Thought you was all talking about eating ass. There's a trend of getting your ass eaten now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 New gen all like wait- hold up, there's a 3rd hole?! Thought they would have known, wasn't there a whole (hole?) bunch of I eat ass memes not that long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 one of these dogs is a guilty farter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 20 hours ago, LUGR said: What had you been eating? Obviously not any BK Whoppers. That Forrest Gump bit about "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" describes my BMs. I was recently officially (though long suspected [I just avoid going to the doctor for years and years on end]) diagnosed with IBS, so sometimes I shit 6x a day and sometimes I get backed up for like 5 days. The way a normal person passes corn through their system, I'll pass lettuce or spinach. And sometimes I get locked up and shit dumps that make a bear jealous (many courics). It's not great... I'm not really willing to give up anything I eat so I haven't made the effort to do an elimination diet and figure out what food groups wreck me. YOLO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 That’s pretty neat info. I always though calling them BMs was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 I dunno, I eat a lot of salad I'm gonna make some leafy poops bears take some big shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 I hope someone throws a turtle 🐢 at both vettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 I should really play one of my other hundred Xbox one and PS4 games I've never touched instead of no man's sky every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 a restaurant that's all about pancakes sounds good on paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: a restaurant that's all about pancakes sounds good on paper. https://www.ihop.com/en/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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