KILZ FILLZ Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 @CALIgula For the lulz. Thought it was going to be a continuation of the thread but it wasn’t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Why is the reload button the same as the use/pick up button why god why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 So happy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 My new favorite emoji 🧛🏻♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 ^^ what is it, and meaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Looks like Dracula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 I think it’s a vampire they added this one too 🧙🏻 wizard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Still just wanna sit down at a bar. (Pretty sure that is the last shit i said in here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 trump tried to get an entire nation to drink kool-aid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 10 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: My new favorite emoji 🧛🏻♀️ Guessing people viewing on their phones can see this? I got the white rectangle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 4/25/2020 at 4:17 PM, Drue_Down said: I ain’t clicking on this shit, fuck that. Page 2 very bottom, she's posted up and waiting for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Weird sex, 💩, and 🤮 stuff never bothers me, it’s blood and gore I can’t stomach. @ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 you oontz muh fuckers need to stay outta my dreams. they’re all good dreams, though. they reassure me that you are good people. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t stay outta my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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where Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: you oontz muh fuckers need to stay outta my dreams. they’re all good dreams, though. they reassure me that you are good people. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t stay outta my dreams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 If I wasn’t quarantine with all this money I’m getting paid to beat my shit, play cod and do rap type shit, I would have fucked around and got hella more tats if places were open, if anyone knows anyone in prov or Boston that wanna risk they lives lemme chirp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, where said: If I wasn’t quarantine with all this money I’m getting paid to beat my shit, play cod and do rap type shit, I would have fucked around and got hella more tats if places were open, if anyone knows anyone in prov or Boston that wanna risk they lives lemme chirp I got you. Just let me get my needles and india ink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 This picture was hard to find, deal with it faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 If ammonia and bleach make chlorine gas, and human urine decomposes into ammonia in 24 hours then you could make chlorine gas out of bleach and piss, tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 2 hours ago, where said: If ammonia and bleach make chlorine gas, and human urine decomposes into ammonia in 24 hours then you could make chlorine gas out of bleach and piss, tomorrow. But I can make deadly gas from chili right naow 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: But I can make deadly gas from chili right naow Matter of perspective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 ^ 1 in hand 2 in the bush, prior proper preparation prevents painfully poor production Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 (edited) On 5/1/2020 at 2:35 AM, where said: i hate this song and I'll tell you why When I was 16 my mate and I went to Kings Cross to go to Stripperama which we had on good authority was the best strip club to visit. get ourselves positioned in the 2nd row ( don't want to get too close we'll look too keen) we're expecting some total babe to come on in and set the scene. Instead Billy Ocean rings out through the speakers and a lumpy, stretchmarked, very flappy fannied, bleached blonde junkie comes out the side door and does a really shit routine to this song. she wasn't wearing much so it didn't take long. Then she pulls the guy in the front row up on stage ( thank god for being in the second row) and yanks his pants down and tries to give him a BJ but he's too pissed. she kicks him off stage and walks off. We think "fuck this" and leave to pink pussycat up the road. Get in there take our seats ready for the next show and Billy ocean comes on again and the same stripper steps out again. She does her routine and walks off (pink pussy cat is a bit classier) then some horny cunt pays the dj some money and the lights go down and boom! she comes up again. My friend and I are both peaking because this is shit but we'll laugh about later so we decide to hold on for one more girl. Clock is ticking down to next girl then the lights come on and the police walk in to check for alcohol since it's. not a licenced venue or something. They see us and instantly single us out ask for ID which of course we don't have because we're underage and take us outside ready to call parents before letting us go with threats follow up during the week We walk home at 12am with no money, and worse no decent strippers seen... But at least we hard get outta my dreams get into my car three times in 90 minutes. Randiom thought: was it necessary type that out TL:DR shit stripper to this rountine ruined schnitzel night back in 1990 Edited May 4, 2020 by Schnitzel 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: i hate this song and I'll tell you why When I was 16 my mate and I went to Kings Cross to go to Stripperama which we had on good authority was the best strip club to visit. get ourselves positioned in the 2nd row ( don't want to get too close we'll look too keen) we're expecting some total babe to come on in and set the scene. Instead Billy Ocean rings out through the speakers and a lumpy, stretchmarked, very flappy fannied, bleached blonde junkie comes out the side door and does a really shit routine to this song. she wasn't wearing much so it didn't take long. Then she pulls the guy in the front row up on stage ( thank god for being in the second row) and yanks his pants down and tries to give him a BJ but he's too pissed. she kicks him off stage and walks off. We think "fuck this" and leave to pink pussycat up the road. Get in there take our seats ready for the next show and Billy ocean comes on again and the same stripper steps out again. She does her routine and walks off (pink pussy cat is a bit classier) then some horny cunt pays the dj some money and the lights go down and boom! she comes up again. My friend and I are both peaking because this is shit but we'll laugh about later so we decide to hold on for one more girl. Clock is ticking down to next girl then the lights come on and the police walk in to check for alcohol since it's. not a licenced venue or something. They see us and instantly single us out ask for ID which of course we don't have because we're underage and take us outside ready to call parents before letting us go with threats follow up during the week We walk home at 12am with no money, and worse no decent strippers seen... But at least we hard get outta my dreams get into my car three times in 90 minutes. Randiom thought: was it necessary type that out TL:DR shit stripper to this rountine ruined schnitzel night back in 1990 Cool story bro, felt like I was there, 10/10 would read again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, where said: ^ 1 in hand 2 in the bush, prior proper preparation prevents painfully poor production when I have a bird in my hand I probably got that hand in her bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 There's my sideburns, but where are my other burns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 16 hours ago, where said: If ammonia and bleach make chlorine gas, and human urine decomposes into ammonia in 24 hours then you could make chlorine gas out of bleach and piss, tomorrow. Why the fuck would you do any of this when you can make jenkem and get liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 @Schnitzelworth typing cuz it was worth reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Kalashnikov said: Why the fuck would you do any of this when you can make jenkem and get liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt?! he's trying to get rid of some bums outside his window 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 I smell like weed, tough, and we’re only a week into flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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