NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Holy fuck. Perfect top of page execution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Fml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Whoever created "time" can suck a fat dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 dumbass neighbor has been making noise cutting trees for at least 2 weeks, problem is it sounds like he's using an electric turkey carver to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Why does Busch smell like dead babies??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Mother in law gone, wife now stepping into the void with yoga farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 why are certain school mum's so aggressive? I fucked up, I owned it now drop it you gossipy old harpy. Even your husband told you to let it go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Answer: because they have no real value to offer and compensate by attacking others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 I got nothin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 So fucking tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 eye of the tiger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 beans don't burn on the grill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Why would I call them 'Dear' when I've never even met them before. They aint dear to me! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) I always thought of snot Rockets being a male action -I was never successful until I started to do physical work outside set achievable goals. Edited February 7, 2020 by SMdoubleXL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 @SMdoubleXLwelcome to the club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 If a snot rocket is what I Think they are, they're sometimes referred to as bushy blows out here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 i google imaged ‘bushy blows’ i scrolled forward a while nope. Not familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 You can always tell the Caucasiity of the person behind the closed captioning based on how hard the “r” is spelled out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 why did her hubby have to be a cop.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 It’s TRAWLING you idiot, you don’t ‘troll’ the internet looking for information. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Valentine’s Day is coming up fuck this stupid holiday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Team work makes the dream work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 People say I gotta drinkin problem but I ain’t got no problem drinkin at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Just for the halibut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 You know you've earned your dollars when you can smell your own junk over the rest of the smells in the port-a-john. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 the dog just cut a horrible fart, thick cloud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 dear god sichuan chicken dumplings were way spicier than predicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I’ve never had a minced pie so today I will 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 A fruit mince pie? Big fan over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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