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AUDI 5k Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 link, plz https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Golden%20Orb%20Weaver&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=0wyRT678OMuyiQe6h42XBA&biw=1280&bih=839&sei=1QyRT7i8HM-uiQeXwq2oBA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 They're not using bedsheets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 theyd need bigass sheet to fit in all them grooves, thinka boutit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 ...which would be nonsense. Also sleeping in a bed which seems to be made of some kind of virtually uncleanable porous foam without blankets is also nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 These are all names that could describe the dump I just took 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DA_BEARS Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Oh, its 4/20?? I bet you and Wiz Khalifa have so much in common... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Argggg nom nom nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pet Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Do animals exist? Yes. Yes. Why do animals exist? If you are religious, then God created them. If not, the answer is pretty much unknown, although animals as we see them today are decended from others, so they were created through evolution. If you are religious, then God created them. If not, the answer is pretty much unknown, although animals as we see them today are decended from others, so they were created through evolution. Why do animal exist? the most logical answer would be that they were created to help keep our planet ecosystem in balance, without animals, earth would eventually become ininhabitable. the most logical answer would be that they were created to help keep our planet ecosystem in balance, without animals, earth would eventually become ininhabitable. How many animal species of animals exist? Why would animals not exist if plants did not exist? Animals would not exist without plants because plants take in carbon dioxide and give out oxygen. So if plants were not there we would not get oxygen and die. Plants also give us food and if we do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Was chilling at the computer, felt a fart coming on. It felt suspicious, but having taken a dump already today, I was feeling confident. I forced it out. Hard. My confidence was ill-placed. Suddenly, a vast torrential explosion of liquid feces escaped my bunghole. I clenched, to no avail. My sphincter began to spasm as the shit continued to flow. All hope was lost. I finally managed to get a tight enough squeeze as to get it down to a slight drizzle, instead of a war crime. I stood up, checked my pants, I indeed had shat myself. I went to the bathroom, and literally peed out of my anus. The liquid was very thin, almost soup-like, a fine layer of oil on the surface of it. I have cheap toilet paper that doesn't absorb (Think public park bathroom TP) so I had to use roughly 3/4 a roll to clean my ass, with every other piece of TP needing to be wet in the sink prior to wiping, as to help moisten the already crusting fecal matter. After about 20 minutes, I felt victorious. Oh, how I was foolish. I walked back into my room, and what I beheld profoundly altered my consciousness. I had shit on my chair. I don't know how. It wasn't even in the seat, which is what truly perplexed it. I had shat upon my arm rest. A large splatter of anal magma lay oozing off the side, dripping onto the bottom of the chair and even my fucking carpet. I had shit the carpet, and my chair. I paused for a moment. Why. Why God. The feces had already began to harden in my carpet, so emergency dish soap was necessary. I'm now sitting in a sparkling clean chair, on freshly washed carpet, in different pants, with no shit in them. I am a king of this domain. I am the king of sharts. All who pass through my domain must bow before me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Wasn't there a sharting thread somewhere here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bed framed Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Wasn't there a sharting thread somewhere here? how I sharted my day or something like that :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 ever wondered why superheros have capes? if you wanted to get them you could just wrap their capes around their heads and run or something. sorry superman i didn't mean to step on your cape. what about those skin tight suits they wear, talk about a serious wedgie! wow i'm glad i'm not a superhero. i wonder how they get out of those things to go to the bathroom. you think they have those easy access thingys like longjohns? yes yes i have way too much time on my hands. lol view original post hijinks ...almost forgot about this small short lived fad on 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 pop gun war. the interview. - 01-11-2002, 09:20 PM man6000: so popgunwar eh man6000: tell me a little about the name itself MOOV: yeah one of many identities MOOV: hmmm well its actually a stolen title. MOOV: from a comic book i like man6000: oh i see. man6000: do you read alot of comics? MOOV: sorta MOOV: i read the newspaper comics daily MOOV: and books on occasion man6000: do you like spiderman? MOOV: no man6000: do you think he could take batman MOOV: i hate "superhero" comics MOOV: i think batman is way cooler MOOV: batman is an insomniac who has a butler MOOV: thats rad man6000: even tho he has no real powers MOOV: yeah hes buff though and chills in classy enviroments MOOV: sorta like me haha man6000: hahah sure buddy. man6000: ok moving on MOOV: well im workin on the buff thing MOOV: haha MOOV: ok man6000: ok, do you have a beard? MOOV: no i cant even grow sideburns yet man6000: would you like a beard? MOOV: i do have a sorta goatee when i get lazy though MOOV: nah beards are for lumberjacks. MOOV: and arabs man6000: what about a thin beard? MOOV: nah thats some homo shit MOOV: i dont like beards man6000: ok fine. MOOV: haha why do you have one? man6000: im aing he qesios hepl MOOV: ? was that german? MOOV: haha man6000: im asking the questions here pal MOOV: ok man6000: what do you think about graffiti these days MOOV: hmmm man6000: like it or hate it MOOV: combo MOOV: i think that whitekids who do cholo style suck... MOOV: and i hate all the trends that people go through MOOV: and.... MOOV: graffiti elitism.... man6000: agreed. moving on. whould you shop at walmart? MOOV: its writing on shit for christs sake MOOV: hell yeah walmart is the jam at like midnight man6000: really? it closes at arounjd 9 here MOOV: you can mullet scope and buy britney spears gummi worms MOOV: its 24 hours here man6000: wow i should move. MOOV: indeed. man6000: britney or christina? MOOV: Britney. MOOV: no contest man6000: why?> MOOV: she has luscious thighs and lusty breasts and a tight ass and a cute face MOOV: and i bet she moans man6000: you think those tits are real? MOOV: no MOOV: but i dont really care cause in reality ill never feel em... MOOV: but.... man6000: do you prefer girls shaved or unshaved? MOOV: i heard that her and timberlake made some pornos MOOV: at their cabin MOOV: unshaved man6000: really? do you have a hook up? MOOV: i just heard this info today... MOOV: the tapes are gonna be released online or some shit man6000: id like to see that but moving on, man6000: ewok.com or ewok hm or just simply cosmo kramer? MOOV: oh man.... man6000: ok never mind. the answer is obvious. MOOV: i hate ewok.com's shit. its just not my style...and i bet he wears ecko and sean jean and shit just from what i heard.... MOOV: ewok hm has some flavor. but i bet hed hate me man6000: really? moving on again. p diddy or puff daddy? MOOV: and kramer reminds me of my best friend, leroy. man6000: kramer is the man. no contest. MOOV: fuck them both. MOOV: oh wait MOOV: its the same fag MOOV: he banged j-lo though MOOV: thats some punk points man6000: he gets props. MOOV: definitely man6000: ok, no on to another section. man6000: i say a word, you say what comes to mind. MOOV: ok MOOV: ok man6000: banana MOOV: penetrate man6000: boogie hands MOOV: haha no man6000: washing machine MOOV: theft man6000: graffiti MOOV: john travolta man6000: sports jacket MOOV: indeed man6000: ok this is going nowhere man6000: more questions MOOV: yes man6000: do you like high fashion MOOV: of course i do. man6000: do you like prada? MOOV: god yes. man6000: i thought so. MOOV: their new line for this spring kicks ass man6000: i agree. MOOV: and i think i found a way to come up on some man6000: so, where is your dream travel destination MOOV: tavarua in the fiji islands man6000: why? MOOV: crystal clear water and endless glassy lefts. man6000: that sounds nice. would you takeme there with you? MOOV: if you surf, sure man6000: would we go for long walks on the beach MOOV: thats negative. we'd have our women with us. MOOV: they'd occupy us in our huts man6000: i like this idea. man6000: so what do you plan on doing this friday night? MOOV: tonight? man6000: yes. MOOV: can't say or id disclose my location. MOOV: it'll involve alot of gasoline though. man6000: ok. wheres the wierdest place youve had sex. MOOV: in a rocketship nosecone in the middle of the day, or in an abercrombie dressing room while i was working. man6000: wow. thats crazy. where do you find these girls? MOOV: it was only one. MOOV: she found me MOOV: she was phillipino MOOV: haha man6000: nice. good score. man6000: was it raw sex? MOOV: yeah she was fun. man6000: would you do it in a mcdonalds bathroom? MOOV: nah MOOV: in the ballpit maybe MOOV: but restrooms are grimey man6000: ok. man6000: you think theyll find osama? MOOV: nope MOOV: i think we're gonna get nuked here in the US though man6000: if you were him where would you hide? MOOV: its gonna come in through a harbor MOOV: ummm MOOV: i'd go to some sheeba's palace in arabia or somethin man6000: why there? why not disneyland? MOOV: cause disney is for suckers MOOV: dont even get me started on cartoons MOOV: haha man6000: yeah i wont. smarties or m&ms? MOOV: smarties!!!!!! MOOV: i snorted that shit in middleschool MOOV: before the s.a.t.'s man6000: i got one stuck up my nose one time MOOV: no joke...crushed em up with my #2 pencil and snorted them through a hollow pen shell man6000: thats pretty gross MOOV: it made me bleed man6000: your ass was bleeding? MOOV: nope MOOV: nose bleed MOOV: my ass never bleeds man6000: are you sure? MOOV: i coughed up blood when i did alot of morphine once though MOOV: yeah pretty sure man6000: do you smoke meth? MOOV: no i dont smoke MOOV: i stick to liquor and pills man6000: ok man6000: im about out of questions, anything youd like to say MOOV: about what? man6000: any props or anything MOOV: hmmm MOOV: yeah whynot. MOOV: thanks man ill take the props. MOOV: ive had many screen names on 12oz MOOV: so i deserve props MOOV: i should be elite by now man6000: ohhhh elite thug. well sure thanks for the interview ttis man6000 popgunwar is moov http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/Previews/12-404?page=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 come up with superpowers that just DON'T MAKE SENSE • Being able to sing any song backwards • Being able to fall asleep anytime you want, but you have to be standing up • Being able to fart through any hole in hour body the ability to make any dog fart by eye contact Being able to click on videos to get them to buffer at the EXACT point in time you want them to, down to the milisecond. Having the power to re-charge any mobile phone in your hands, but the phone breaks and you vomit for hours afterwards. Being able to know the outcome of any movie before you watch it. the ability to grow older as fast as you wish but not being able to get young again. invisible genitalia ability to make any female fart by eye contact the ability to tie your shoes without having to use your hands the ability to flush toilets from a distance the ability to make tree branches shake the ability to know you're getting a text message two seconds before your phone goes off also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newer Bigger Better Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Full on lying to someone when they call you out: Nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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