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"You have 20 seconds to comply": South Korea unleashes

robot guards

By Curt Hopkins | Published about 2 hours ago

In South Korea's Pohang prison, three of the guards are not

like the others. They are... robots! The so-called "Robo-Guard"

technology is currently being live-tested in the hopes that

automation can reduce costs and help to make the prison

environment safer.

The five-foot tall, Korean-designed robot, which patrols the

hallways between cells on thick rubber wheels, is equipped

with a number of cameras, including 3D, a microphone and

speaker, and software designed to evaluate inmate behavior.

If the robot determines the behavior of an inmate is out of the

ordinary, it will alert a human guard. It can also be manually

directed by means of an iPad.

According to Phys.Org , the robotos also function as "wireless

two-way communications devices." They allow inmates and

guards to communicate with each other immediately and

directly.

Arguably, this would also speed up response times during

emergencies.

The one-month trial will cost better than $750,000. If it proves

viable, the Asian Forum of Corrrections hopes to employ them

permanently. It also hopes to fine tune them so they can carry

out random weapon and contraband searches.

It does not require an excess of imagination to picture how

wrong that might go.

Photograph by cdn2.ubergizmo.com

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What's scarier than an alien race trying to take over the Earth? An alien race that you forget the second you look away. They're like the opposite of Weeping Angels. Weeping Angels are scary, but at least you can remember not to blink! When you look away from a Silent, you forget it was ever there.

The Doctor and his friends use the Nanorecorder to help them remember their encounters with members of The Silence. Record a message up to 10 seconds long and the red light will come on, letting you know you are ready for your injection. Of course, this particular Nanorecorder won't actually inject a glowing red thing into your palm. Pesky FDA, ruining a perfectly good product idea.

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