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IT's NONSENSE I NEVER GET THIS MIDDLE SEAT!!!

 

BUT NO,

I ALWAYS GET STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2 PEOPLE I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT FALL ASLEEP NEXT TO,

IN FEAR OF LEANING IN ON THEM.

OR ACTUALLY,

IN FEAR OF MISSING THE FOOD/DRINK CART AND NOBODY GETS ONE FOR ME!

 

THIS WOULD FO SHO BE GROPING TIME FOR ROUND-EYE.

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ONE TIME A TEENAGE KID NEXT TO ME KEPT PICKING HIS DAMNED NOSE,

I FINALLY LOOKED OVER TO HIM AND STARED AT HIM UNTIL HE SAW ME,

I'M TALKING LIKE 2 FULL MINUTES OF:

"I AM PICKING MY NOSE SO HARD IT HAS DIS-ABLED ALL OF MY PERIPHERAL-VISION" TYPE ISH,

NOT TO MENTION,

HOW CAN I FALL ASLEEP THINKING OF WHERE THIS IDIOT IS GOING TO WIPE HIS HARVESTED YEILD.

 

NOT ON MY ARM-REST FUCKER!

 

 

I always get stuck w the middle seat too.

I talk in my sleep and snore.

 

Still sleeping on the plane w no shame :D

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