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Police say teen beat girlfriend with Shake Weight dumbbell

Teen allegedly beat girlfriend with dumbbell

 

 

WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. (WLFI) - A man faces two felonies after allegedly beating his girlfriend with a Shake Weight dumbbell. 19-year-old Jonathan T. Noe is charged with Battery and Strangulation, both felonies. He is also charged with Invasion of Privacy.

 

http://www.wlfi.com/dpp/news/crime/police-say-teen-beat-girlfriend-with-shake-weight-dumbbell

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fuuuuck some scene girl i know just found tank girl... i dont need to see five billion tankgirl sketches you did last night along with your first try at prisma colors..

 

bitch dont even know bout the movie..or the fact tank girl fucks her tank on the regular.

 

how you gonna disregard theres a new fuckin series with a streamlined look..

 

 

brb with pictures possibly

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In a mean abode on the Shankill Road

Lived a man named William Bloat;

And he had a wife, the curse of his life,

Who continually got his goat.

'Til one day at dawn, with her nightdress on

He slit her pretty throat.

 

With a razor gash he settled her hash

Oh never was crime so quick

But the steady drip on the pillowslip

Of her lifeblood made him sick.

And the pool of gore on the bedroom floor

Grew clotted and cold and thick.

 

Now he was right glad he had done as he had

As his wife lay there so still

But a sudden awe of the mighty law

Filled his heart with an icy chill.

So to finish the fun so well begun

He resolved himself to kill.

 

He took the sheet from his wife's cold feet

And twisted it into a rope

And he hanged himself from the pantry shelf,

'Twas an easy end, let's hope.

In the face of death with his latest breath

he solemnly cursed the Pope

 

Now the strangest turn in this whole concern

Is only just beginning.

He went to Hell, but his wife got well

And is still alive and sinning.

For the razor blade was foreign made

But the sheet was Irish linen.

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fuuuuck some scene girl i know just found tank girl... i dont need to see five billion tankgirl sketches you did last night along with your first try at prisma colors..

 

bitch dont even know bout the movie..or the fact tank girl fucks her tank on the regular.

 

how you gonna disregard theres a new fuckin series with a streamlined look..

 

 

brb with pictures possibly

 

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also

 

fuckin lol jimmy wales singin ooh child

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O-o-h_Child

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