Drue_Down Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Now that dope dealer can buy a new couch and computer monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 That's what I was thinking. Damn dirty dopers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 How many cups of coffee a day is too many? i'm usually 3-5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 ifhhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 euh non quand même faut pas pousser! Mais ce mec est un artiste qui mérite de vendre +..il sait faire toute sorte de sons avec de bons textes, de bonnes métaphores...y'a du potentiel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 http://cosmobells.blogspot.com/2008/05/laser-eraser-and-pressbutton.html?zx=534c61ac0ad076b3 FUUUUUUUCK YES!!! been trying to find this with a working link for years and this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 does 340 gram .com sound better than 12 ounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trap-A-Holic Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 :shakes head: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 "BUFF NIGGAZ TYPE LIKE THIS" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falseface Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 my best freind in 4th grades last name is chan, its a trip how much he looks like jackie now, jids jacked too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgOtOHUcjAM&feature=fvwrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 This made me laugh more than it probably should have. The wild gesticulation is what got me. In my defense, I have been drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 This made me laugh more than it probably should have. The wild gesticulation is what got me. In my defense, I have been drinking Baby on the left definitely shit his self @ 59 secs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I got some laughs out of that, but for some reason the faces on those babies made me feel like they're gonna grow up to be assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Chad's in waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 i can't believe you fuckers made me sit through two minutes of fuckin' "DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonfish510 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Da Da Da Da Da Da Hmmmmf *shits diaper* Da Da Da Da Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 cunt is an amazing word only women don't like to hear it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 i don't say cunt enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 my uncle used to drive a Kia Feltch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 calling people a cunt or a wanker on the inernet is automatic gey brit status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 "Steve Polychronopolous" - "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw shit at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don't show I tell you I saw your girlfriend Fucking two guys at a party 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it Polychronopolous Pansy Pussy Shit for brains Douchebag I'll leave your gate open So your dog runs away I'll make fun of your pimple Then I'll grab your sister's ass 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous And I don't care And I don't give a shit I'll break your brother's stereo And then tell him it was you You think you're better than me Well you're fucking wrong Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous Deal with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 An obese US man had to be cut from a chair he had been sitting in for two years after his body became fused to it, local media reported. Police told WTRF news that the Ohio man's skin had become fused to the seat of the chair, which was covered in urine, faeces and maggots. The man's girlfriend brought him food for two years as he sat in his own waste in the filthy apartment they shared with another man, police said. Story continues below They called for help on Sunday morning when he was unresponsive and had to cut a hole in the house to get him out of the building so they could get him to the hospital. The smell was unbearable and one officer told the station that he threw away his uniform after it was sullied while cutting the man out of the chair. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment. "The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that," said Jim Chase, a city code enforcer in Bellaire, Ohio. "I instructed the landlord this morning and the two people, the tenants at the house, they had to get it cleaned, there's no way they can live in something like that, and so they are working on it," he told WTRF on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 + fuckin brits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 that calls for some georgia o'keeffe paintings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 cunt is an amazing word only women don't like to hear it not strictly true, I say it quite often. I've never understood why lots of other women find it so awful, gash sounds much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Nonsensical things that recently occurred: introduced himself as Gabriel, and stated "I'd like to fight you, not because i'm super-aggressive and want to fight, but because i feel like you would put up a good fight. It would be an honor." I left shortly thereafter. street fighter arcade mode type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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