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Fox Mulder

Can't get it up!?!?!?!

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I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!!

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i wonder what was said before editing....dont worry bout it. just make sure it doesnt happen twice or she'll think something's up. uh, i mean, down.:o

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nah, i just edited misspeslings cause i'm so shitfaced and embarrased tonight. but me and her are still on for tomorrow night so i must have done something right...

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Originally posted by Fox Mulder

nah, i just edited misspeslings cause i'm so shitfaced and embarrased tonight. but me and her are still on for tomorrow night so i must have done something right...

 

if you fuck up tomorow night you know thats bad

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Originally posted by Fox Mulder

I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!!

 

 

your problem is the drugs not a limp dick or your gay.

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hahaha. oh man. just put it out of your mind. if you dwell on it, youre gonna be giving her the ol' soft serve everytime. just get into it, get excited, and go zen master, white out your mind,

 

otherwise it's..........

J-E-LL-O!

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a while ago, i was on a shit load of antidepressants and it began to become a problem.

seriously, you dont think about shit like this, or think about how much it effects you, until it happens. you're so used to just getting hard every time the wind blows, that when all of a sudden you cant, it's like.. heyyyyy, WTF?

 

but yeah, chalk it up to the drugs, get off it an you should be fine.

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Originally posted by Fox Mulder

i enter her

 

How poetically PC of you.

 

So far I haven't had this problem, but I know it will inevitably happen one day. I just make sure I keep duct tape and a pencil (unsharpened) handy.

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Happened to me once... cause I didn't wanna bang the girl anyway.

 

 

Then she got me boldly trashed some 8 months later and I ended up fucking her and her friend... only to pass out halfway through.

 

Somewhere in time I must've fought Mike Tyson...

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I’m glad I’m not the only one…it’s happened to me a total of three times to three different girls. I ended up getting a second chance with two of ‘em. The key is to not think about it, or you’ll get performance anxiety, and it won’t happen again. But for real, you should pack a blue pill in your wallet just in case. If you’re really worried, that is. And eat her out good.

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get you some new levitra, cheaper than viagra and it works better

 

viagra was originally for little babies who were born premature, it was for respatory disfunction

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didnt think VIAGRA and RESPRITAORY DYSFUNCTION could ever be linked together..

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Originally posted by Telo

didnt think VIAGRA and RESPRITAORY DYSFUNCTION could ever be linked together..

 

yeah, its odd huh? they found out it gave erections, so they used it for that, but they are tryin to use it again in babies for respratory disfunction

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I am 100% sure it was the 'white lady'.

If I even see 'her', my balls immediately pull up

and try to get back inside. If I can still get it up,

there's no way I'm going to finish. Add booze to the

mix and there's no fucking way it's going to work.

 

If there's a visable physical change, and there usually is,

just imagine the havoc going on inside. yikes!

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

I just make sure I keep duct tape and a pencil (unsharpened) handy.

 

 

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by ARCEL

you will never get laid again

 

You shoulda just told her to put your dick in her mouth some more, that probably would've worked.

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that shit does suck. its happened to the best of us though, heh. for the most part its all in your head, you just gotta chill the fuck out. in my experience anything white usually doesnt help too much either.

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