Hall of Fame

the only noteworthy photo of my day. my street has an orange tree on it with loads of opranges at the moment. Down the road in the park are where there are large colonies of Flying Foxes that feed on everything and make a bit of noise all night. This guy must have not nknown to touch the wires at the same times because he's dead as a door nail. Starnge thing is he must have been feeling pretty good because he appears to have a boner judging by the shadow. should I have no homo'd that?.

amazing photos in the last post!!! heres my measly contribution haha... startin the day off right the bike is working! i get to ride it to work! 100 pound bags of deer corn. its whats for dinner. (not photoshopped, thats the fog from the humidity) FINALLY got a decent assortment of allen keys... also got a free seatpost, i put the clamp back on crooked tho... its a pain in the ass to tighten HULK SMASH!!! (again) boss gave me shit about how small i write numbers, so i gave him this, it brought teh lulz (thats about all im exceptionally talented in at work haah) lunch, got payed today so i figured id treat my self. 3 layer nachos, double beef and cheese burrito and chicken burrito and a small drink. all under 5 bucks. dinner. Hardees french dip thick burger with Au Jus sauce. toooo good. good day today. monday will be super interesting, im going to a vaccuform plant. they mostly make plastic kayaks.

i'll download that clip, i don't really give a fuck about whatever the movie is about

i painted this for 12oz, i call it "pigeon coupe"

Re: Yo Negroes These ads have black people on them. I dont know man.

drove around a bit more... started chuckin' stones in here. and here. went for a drink here, and got talkin' to these wee cunts. there would've been more to see here, but most of the hills were blocked by the shitty weather. some old dam. went for a few games of pool at night with my wee brother, and had some of this, much cheapness. watched anchorman. drove home this morning.

spread oot over a few days. went to the pub to watch my team play, had to position my seat between that dance pole and this cunt drinkin' soft drinks for the first half. half time fagarette then we got joined by an old boy who drank side by sides he gave me about 30 odd cds in a plactic wallet that he got from somewhere, they were all fuckin' awful, so we started throwing them aboot before we left. had a few nips o this... had to drive to my mates house the next day, he needed the car because he wanted to buy an air rifle. the plan went all to fuck, they were much more expensive than we thought they'd be. went home to pack some gear then drive further out up north to visit my parents and wee brother. got there eventually after the route i was planning to take was closed. fuckin' police... the apartment had bonny couches... had some haggis then went to watch the celtic v arsenal game went for a drive aboot the next day. this is the yew tree, the oldest living thing in europe, 2 or 3 thousand years old or something. some rather old gravestones

this I also find to be such an american idea that I dont understand, how is military service supposed to help? It just seems like a cheap ploy to fill up shitty infantry divisions with disposable humans. that judge should be happy she created a life long criminal, and some more income for the prison industry, this seems like just recycling humans for one purpose or another. fucking churches, who cares, they dont pay tax and have people give them money on a weekly basis. as for a private hospital? oh darn. you know the medical industry is really hurting for cash right now.

down here?

Re: Bobby Joe Blythe lets his black belt Willie J Dennis beat a mentally challenged man (N THIS IS HOW MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES IS SUPPOSED TO BE! NIGGAS GETTIN THEY SKULL CRUSHED IN TO THE CONCRETE! YOU PUSSIES SIGNING UP YOUR 10 YEAR OLD KIDS IN TO SELF-DEFENSE CLASS EXPECTING THEM TO LEARN FORM, TECHNIQUE, HOW TO FIGHT, AND GET IN SHAPE -- FUCK YOU! YUPPIES! I JUST GOT DONE PUTTING MY SON IN AN ARMBAR AND I BROKE HIS JAW! BECAUSE HE WAS A FAGGOT!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The Internal Revenue Service announced Wednesday that it has reached a deal with the Swiss government, gaining access to thousands of UBS AG accounts that Americans might have used to avoid paying taxes. "Thousands of taxpayers who avoided paying taxes in the past are being brought into compliance," said IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman in a teleconference with reporters. "As this agreement demonstrates, the world of international taxes has drastically changed." An IRS press release stated that 4,450 accounts held by rich American investors were included in the settlement. In the teleconference, Shulman said the IRS expects to gain access to a total of more than 5,000 UBS (UBS) accounts, through the IRS-UBS settlement, combined with a voluntary disclosure program and "other sources." He said these accounts have held $18 billion in assets at one time, though he did not have a current tally for their value. A UBS spokeswoman would not comment on the value of the accounts and referred questions to a company press release. In the release, UBS Chairman Kaspar Villiger said the settlement "helps to resolve one of UBS' most pressing issues." "I am confident that the agreement will allow the bank to continue moving forward to rebuild its reputation through solid performance and client service," said Villiger. "UBS welcomes the fact that the information-exchange objectives of the settlement can be achieved in a lawful manner under the existing treaty framework between Switzerland and the United States." Deterrent: The announcement is the result of a settlement that the IRS and Switzerland-based UBS reached earlier this month to track down and identify wealthy Americans who have avoided paying taxes by hiding their assets in offshore accounts. Shulman said the deal should deter Americans from evading taxes in the future. Shulman said investors who evaded taxes through UBS can avoid prosecution by reporting their tax activity by the Sept. 23 voluntary disclosure deadline, so long as they meet certain requirements. 0:00 /0:45UBS loses $1.3 billion "Although the clock is ticking, there is still time for you to come in and get right with your government," said Shulman. "Talk to your tax professional." Asher Rubinstein, an offshore attorney with New York-based Rubinstein & Rubinstein, said that some of his clients have participated in the voluntary disclosure program. He said that taxpayers have to provide "complete and honest disclosure" and cannot participate if their funds are the proceeds of illegal activity. "This is a government that is in need of cash, and the IRS is trying to raise the cash," said Rubinstein, explaining the incentive for the program. He said that the IRS was initially seeking 52,000 accounts and received about 5,000, so it wasn't a complete victory. But still, he said the landscape has changed dramatically for U.S.-based tax evaders. "The bottom line is that the days of tax havens are gone," said Rubinstein. "If you're a wealthy American, you can't just expect to stash your money in the Cayman Islands or Switzerland or Liechtenstein and expect to be off the IRS radar." Shulman said during the teleconference that the IRS was "never interested in pursuing 52,000 accounts and this was never an IRS number. "Remember," he explained, "we filed this lawsuit when the Swiss government was taking the position that we could not have access to any of these accounts. That posture changed in the past month and we were able to gain access to the accounts we wanted." I don't know if I feel the rich should pay more taxes to their country. Probably not, I don't know how different the taxation is on wealthy millionaires, but I'd bet they're getting fucked out of their money with ridiculous taxes, as the middleclass is. I think I'm more upset at the fact that Switzerland is letting the IRS into bank accounts over there that were supposed to be secure from the U.S. government prying in on them.

I have a mental "no-fly" list of buildings I won't write on, but I do my best to not force my personal views in this department on others. Well, with one exception. A few years ago when I was living in SF, I was in bed reading a book (school night) when some asshole starts doing a fill about a foot under my open bedroom window. I snuck out my side gate and dropped a three foot tow chain I used to lock my bike when I was about eight feet from him...I didn't recognize him, and when he saw me he turned white as a sheet and ran off. I went inside, grabbed a can, and wrote "COME BACK AND FINISH THIS, FAGGOT....I DARE YOU" inside his fill. He never came back, and my roommates thought the whole thing was pretty funny. I wish I could have videotaped that.

^^second that

cheers boys. i've managed to build up a no bad wee collection o them over the past few years.

Didn't they used to play Gundam Wing on Adult Swim? The animation in that show knocked my socks off Hehhehheh, I'm not wearing any socks.

I JUST GOT LIKE 5 CONSECUTIVE BONERS LOOKING AT THESE

dope thread man . those coast lines look beautiful

ok i had the same thought, so maybe i'm racist. but i seen Chicago and court in the same block of text and thought, some woogie boogie niggah tried to make the judge look like a dummy. i'd be surprised if he was white. white people know better, plus we know the secret hand shake that keeps us out of butt rape prison. edit: nope, it was the name Clifton. dead giveaway. he black.

Show some respect when you are in a court of law. Maybe now he can spend a little more time with his cousin.

champloo was definitely the shit. so was wolf's rain, eureka 7, and of course cowboy bebop. Can't forget FLCL!!!! Man, A/S used to be tight. Now it's all about fuckin' retarted shows that I don't find funny at all.

No Ayebee in here??/ Oh nevermind the coke ain't free!!!

how bout those keyd and mash bites?

Re: Bobby Joe Blythe lets his black belt Willie J Dennis beat a mentally challenged man (N If this dude was retarded, he wouldn't have been capable of holding his own for so long. Retard strength doesn't translate into Karate moves. Dude clearly wasn't retarded (at least before the fight, anyways).

So wait... you're a straightedge dude who could give a fuck about the environment? I mean, not that that's a requirement of being straightedge. I just find it contradictory in general. You sound confused. See you in the bar in a couple years.

I did donuts in the grass infront of a police station with my grandmoms 83 regal. With my "kidnapped" homie in the trunk. We saw him walking down the street and I thought it would be a good idea to give the order to "grab that nigga and put him in the trunk!!!" So my boys grabbed that nigga and put him in the trunk. Then we did donuts infront of the police station. With Onyx blaring out the stock speakers. I miss the 90's.

Shit, I took the title to mean that Coca-Cola had bought out some kind of snack bar like a Coke flavoured Snickers, or something. /disappointed.

McGuirk is the best cartoon character ever. So many amazing lines. "Uh, this is a poem I call "New York Times". New York Times. / New York Times. / You think you're better than us? / Us? / U-S? / USA? / No Way. Thank you." "Per day, I would say I hate far more than I feel like I like something. I like my western omelet, but while I'm eating that there's about 17 other things that I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the TV, whatever's in the paper. Then I walk outside and it'll be a nice day. Well that's great that's a good feeling for a split second and then I realize I hate my neighborhood, because I... you apparently can't play music after 6:00 pm... in this country " "Brendon there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God." "Life sucks, Brendon. That's your lesson. Go enjoy it." "I love this kid. He's like a chipmunk with a disease." "Coach McGuirk: There's a tornado coming. So I'm gonna stay down here with the baby, you guys go upstairs and play. Melissa Robbins: Shouldn't we stay down here with you? Coach McGuirk: No, it's not safe for everybody to be in the same place during a tornado, Melissa. Melissa Robbins: But I thought you're supposed to go together. Coach McGuirk: No! The rule is, Melissa, you separate. Melissa Robbins: Are you sure? Coach McGuirk: Yeah. If you get sucked into the funnel and everyone's separated it's just like a fun ride. But if you're all in a group, in a cluster, you start banging into each other, then your heads collide and you die. " "Do you wanna know what a real rash is? I'll tell you. You get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that you go blind. That's how bad it is. You blow up like a balloon, you look like a circus freak, you know what I'm talking about? Next thing you know, you're in the circus, touring, making good money. You know my life."

+ +

Oh man if only you could see it.

You know what, as fucking gay (I mean awesome) as this movie is; Skydiving would be a very peaceful way to go. Despite what folks might think. I would flip in as many crazy rotations as possible right before tracking my way into a fucking family house head-first. SPLAT NIGGA RIGHT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. I would have a lot of fun on the way down. But really... Bodie had the fucking right idea; "ITS THE PERFECT STORM BRO BREH. JUST LET ME GET ONE LAST WAVE" Although my last wave would never, ever be at weak-ass Bell's in Australia. That shit is for pussies and longboarders. The last wave I ever took off on would look something similar to this: GARGLE GARGLE VOMIT DEAD.

are we arguing over who is poorer right now? you guys are amazing.

Re: Bobby Joe Blythe lets his black belt Willie J Dennis beat a mentally challenged man (N I'm gonna guess that if either one of them fought you, you would have been taken out within a few seconds.

L.A. is getting real heavy handed with the sentences they are handing out for taggers. Plus the media lumps in taggers with gang members, so people think the long sentences are justified.

gsouth rumor

I AINT HAVOC MA MANS,,,

yo, post some of dem fucking flicks maaayyynnnnnnggggg hollows ya yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa man ya fuckin man

*Corpus Christi People

yea i do wear that jacket and pull mad hoez as kobe said

a pack of rabid dogs

Everyone go see phantom of the opera. Now.

I bet I'd call all of you on here either a hipster or a scenester if met you. *Void if DAO or GLik$

http://www.justin.tv/clip/3069c032f2112ff1

Re: Bobby Joe Blythe lets his black belt Willie J Dennis beat a mentally challenged man (N i think all jesus freaks are mentally challenged. Christianity preys on these types for numbers.

Re: Bobby Joe Blythe lets his black belt Willie J Dennis beat a mentally challenged man (N haha, people where up in arms over this because without Bobby joes testimony it appears as if a crackpot came in to a dojo and very politely started to rant. this happens where i train once a week. We escort them out. And best believe it aint no cardio kick boxing bullshit school. If this wasnt true then that is fucked up and dishonorable for anytime period. If it is true and the obviously still mentally challenged man where eating off of others plates (oh my) and trying to stick his hand in peoples purses (gasp)... the beatdown is still out of line. ive also been apart of and witnessed very many fights and have seen kids turn vegetable a few times, it does happen. Not dead but as good as.