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Theres only so much i can take.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by OMG Im Naked, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. OMG Im Naked

    OMG Im Naked Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    I moved in with this guy about 2 months ago, he said that he worked about 12 hours a day and pretty much would only be home to sleep, and plus the house was fully furnished, the rent was also reasonably low...sounds good right? WRONG! this guy has been pissing me off from the get go..

    This morning i wake up, go to the bathroom, oh look the fucking slob hasnt flushed after taking a piss, wonderful...oh his taken a shower and the ground is all wet and theres hairs from his shaving all in the sink... on top of that he dosent buy his own deoderant, shampoo toothpaste etc, i guess he figures its cheaper to just use mine and spend his money on useless shit

    Lets go to our living room area shall we? his logged onto my computer and has been talking to my friends on messanger under my name...his got 3 pairs of shoes lying around in the living room.....whats pissed me off the most though is that his eaten MY last two bagels and drunk my orange juice so now i have to stop by for breakfast on the way to school..

    the guy wakes up at 6 and is out of the house by 7:30, how someone can do so much damage in 1.5 hours is beyond me...

    so now its your turn share your roommate horrors.
  2. OMG Im Naked

    OMG Im Naked Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    PS- as revenge, tommorow morning im going to go for a run for the first time in months,

    how the fuck is that revenge?

    well, seeing as my stuff is his stuff, i figure his stuff is my stuff so i will be going into his room and taking one of his brand new bullshit designer shirts to run in and get all sweaty (so new i have to rip the tag off) one of those gucci prada whatever T's.

    dont get mad, get even.
  3. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    hopefully you'll trip and fall in a big muddy puddle accidently :innocent:
  4. Xeroshoes

    Xeroshoes Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2001 Messages: 1,413 Likes Received: 0
    One of my roommates put a dead bird in the refrigerator.
  5. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
  6. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
    this made me laugh.
  7. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    sounds like youre getting played like a fiddle.

    better snap on that mufucka.
  8. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    Dood, get a new roomate already.
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my current roommate is awesome. i barely ever see her. which is good, cos not only is she from the country, but she's a raver too and after talking to her for 5 minutes i just want to punch her.

    i lived with a gay german guy for about a year and a half in dublin. he was terrible. every stereotype of gay men you can think of (clean, neat, hygenic) you can throw out the window. this guy would block the toilet with his monster turds. he'd shower (on a good week) once a week, and wash his clothes once every two or three months. his boyfriend was much cleaner, but this guy was more of a slob than i could ever hope to be
  10. porque

    porque Senior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2002 Messages: 1,844 Likes Received: 0
    ...just come up to him one day, with this super serious look on your face like your mom just died...stare him right in the eye and the second he's about to say something tell him in a stern voice, "dude...don't drink my fuckin orange juice"...
  11. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i am so glad i never had the roomate experience.
  12. OMG Im Naked

    OMG Im Naked Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    Re-reading my post pissed me off more...

    the guy has like 20 bottles of cologne, and a warddrobe full of overpriced clothes and he dosent buy his own toothpaste??
    fuck that, this motherfuckers gonna pay.
  13. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    just tie him up and....

    you saw pulp fiction right?
  14. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    piss on his toothbrush
  15. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    ^^^if you piss on his toothbrush you have to take polaroids for him to find.

    I look at it like this, revenge is punishment, and punishment is basically showing someone the consequences of them being a jackass. So for your revenge(punishment) to work he has to know you did it and why. So don't do some going behind his back type shit. Let the fucker know you had to get even with him for being a douche.