Nekro

It's all about the 64mm bones wheels. Fuck a 360 flip, skate faster.

Google oner.

By the way, anybody know the deal with skateparks in NYC? I know there's the one on chelsea piers and the one in brooklyn that's run by the city, but what's up with the hours/waivers/whatever with the one in brooklyn?

Holy shit, that video of the chain is too much. If I was that kid I would break the other guy's fucking face.

This is almost as good as the "evil shit you did when you were a kid" thread.

Humanities and social sciences. Hells yeah, axe about me.

I'm going to have to axe you to leave.

You should paint a huge crucified robot made out of crack pipes. Do it.

Words cannot describe how incredibly pretentious and stupid I think this shit is.

Oh, right. She's a "dancer." Right. We all know what goes on inside the magic kingdom.

You remember that time you decided to scream into your $2 tape recorder before you realized that you have to hold it a couple feet from your mouth? That's what the sound quality is like on this video.

The island of manhattan.

That Jesus one is infuckingsane. The van homan stuff reminds me why bmx is so goddamn dangerous.

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Midtown manhattan is where it's at. $15 an hour, bitch.

OK, tranny time. Drag queens: guys who dress up like women because it's fun. They usually look pretty extreme; huge wigs and crazy makeup etc. Like the clowns at gay birthday parties, they're the life of the party. Think "celebrity trapped in a normal person's body" Transvestites: Guys who dress up like women (and vice versa), usually in the privacy of their own home and as a sexual thing. More of a kink thing. Transgender: people who feel like their biological sex doesn't match their perception of who they are. Think man trapped in woman's body. They usually dress in accordance with their mental images of themselves. Sometimes on horomones. Transsexuals: people who've had sex-reassignment surgery.

Your culture? Bitch please, unless you painted trains in the early 70s, are in Rock Steady or Sugarhill gang, or are Grandwizzard Theodore hip-hop belongs to you as much as it belongs to the next guy.

For real. That would have been alanis morisette levels of irony.

I knew I'd heard that name somewhere. A true pioneer in skate youth culture.

Yes, you can tell a kid that he can't show his work. Buy a lot of montana paint and offer a couple hundred dollars and some paint to the winner.

I understand where you're coming from here, I just don't agree that people should have to be representatives of the groups of which they are members. I don't judge all straight people on ted bundy or all black people on Michael Jackson; why judge gay people on one crazy fucked up queen?

And believe me, I'm not gay 'cause I can't get the ladies. My college is 80% female, I could be in bed with a ridiculously hot girl in about 3 hours.