Weapon X Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Check it, this has been on my mind for a while. Okay, so I've heard things like smoking and drinking shrink the penis. And I'd say it's true. Like, after a heavy night of drinking, if I'm about to have sex, I'm just not impressed with the size of my penis, to say the least, most of the time. Same thing for the next day, when I'm hungover. And today, I had an erection that impressed me. Like, it was huge, compared to my usual hard-on. What's the deal? It's not like I was crazy horny or anything. You guys know the deal. Not every erection is a solid piece of durasteel, know what I mean? Is there a reason for this? Yeah, I just felt like making a thread. You guys can discuss your erections here if you like. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ummm..... I dont know if I like where this thread is heading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 I don't know, I just think it's weird. Like, I can have a rock hard penis that's a good size, but then the next day, it's even bigger. That's weird. I would like to know the cause of this. But yeah, it's another one of my stupid threads, man. Thanks for posting! For real, us 12oz men need to open up and share our feelings. :love2: Oh yeah, and I remember an old 12oz head saying something about taking Viagra, and his penis was hard, but not so big. Has this happened to anyone else who has used a lil blue pill? I haven't used one yet, but would like to know the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i dont know about the hangover day. but alcohol thins out the blood stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOL With Jesus Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Wow.. went right past ubertone's and straight to..anyway, As far as erection's go - better blood flow - larger erections. So think of it this way, anything that will cause restriction of proper blood flow or do damage to artery's is going to have an effect i.e. - Eating Fast food, smoking, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 SAUSAGEFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i dont know about you. but my erections are always big ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose@Dec 14 2004, 07:50 AM i dont know about you. but my erections are always big ha Quoted post shemale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ......haha woah no comment...but uh sarah holla if if you enjoy playing magic the gathering naked with a loud black man in a kiddy pool filled with melted peach jelly withe the cards on a playschool bench hey perhap give me a ring wednsday i gotta stop by my third babymommas house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 my penis has always been small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 once a girl told me that someone told her that if you put pressure on one of your fingers for a while it feels like an erection. I laughed in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i had an erection once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 PIX OR STFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 haha. magic the gathering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 wondering if i should reveal some secrets...ok, whatever... first: pepper....it is used in the production of piperazine which is used in making viagra...so, use black pepper alot. also: vitamin e or other good antioxidants...gingko biloba...ginseng.... good stuff. 'horny goats weed' look it up. it's an herb. it helps. excercises. PC muscle flexes. there are tons of excercises out there and false promises but this one is a good one that works. keeps your shit healthy. females will appreciate it. you will appreciate it. bananas, zinc, vitamin b......if you care about your dong and pleasing a chick, heed my advice and look into these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 never noticed that. i HAVE noticed that when i'm holding in a piss and i whip the thing out, not in hard mode, my cock is cock deisel. weapon x, dude, gayest thread ever. really. gayer than the threads that are supposed to be gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by iquit@Dec 14 2004, 04:19 AM weapon x, dude, gayest thread ever. really. gayer than the threads that are supposed to be gay. Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i saw a porn movie where a guy and a girl were having sex in a kiddie pool full of spaghetti and tomato sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i know where you are comin from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 wasnt there a thread about this already? or was it the spontaneous erection thread or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 people have seen my dick. no one specific. just people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notimportant Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 hahaha.hahahahahahaha. i just woke up from a two year nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 "cock-deisel" is a dope fucking word to use in those special circumstances..... Chick: "hey 181, why dont we go to the backroom and ..you know" 181: "you mean knock you out with my "cock-deisel"...i will oblige' but yea, this thread is out there. your an open person weapon x, sometimes being a very open person isnt really all that cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I was going to have spaghetti for lunch...but that is a nasty picture in my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 My dick is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 this thread is hilarious. yeah. so anyway, i have noticed that a guy is not the same size every time. :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duct Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 i know im never the same size ever and do u ever notice when u wake up in the morning u get a stiffie or is that just me its quite annoying after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 hahahaahh this is a gay fuckin thread but man..sometimes when im high i bust a fat ass boner theres nothign like getting rid of your morning wood with some nice pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I hate when you start taking prescription sleeping pills and one of the side effects is priapism but the doctor didn't bother to tell you so you have an erection for 15 hours straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 14 2004, 04:21 PM hahahaahh this is a gay fuckin thread but man..sometimes when im high i bust a fat ass boner theres nothign like getting rid of your morning wood with some nice pussy Quoted post Aside from my family, I love morning sex more than anything else in the world. When i wake up next to my current lady, and we're not in a hurry to get to work or class, we get a nice little romp-a-room going. It sets the tone for the entire day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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