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Can't get it up!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Fox Mulder, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!!
     
  2. TranceStoner

    TranceStoner Member

    Joined: May 30, 2002 Messages: 899 Likes Received: 0
    ahh , I feel for ya man. Same shit happend to me once... it fucking sucks.
     
  3. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    i wonder what was said before editing....dont worry bout it. just make sure it doesnt happen twice or she'll think something's up. uh, i mean, down.:eek:
     
  4. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    nah, i just edited misspeslings cause i'm so shitfaced and embarrased tonight. but me and her are still on for tomorrow night so i must have done something right...
     
  5. deadasdreams

    deadasdreams Member

    Joined: Apr 18, 2003 Messages: 486 Likes Received: 0
    happens to everyone at least once...if anyone says different they're lying.
     
  6. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    happened to me twice!! :mad: It fucking sucks man when it happened i wish i had viagra that shit'll get it up in a jiffy.
     
  7. Rectum

    Rectum Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 1,501 Likes Received: 0
    if you fuck up tomorow night you know thats bad
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    just make sure you don't feel pressured

    if you fail you will never get laid again
     
  9. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1

    your problem is the drugs not a limp dick or your gay.
     
  10. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    this only happened to me once, it was the day i was going to lose my virginity...so nervouse i couldnt get it up...after that its been alert
     
  11. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    hahaha. oh man. just put it out of your mind. if you dwell on it, youre gonna be giving her the ol' soft serve everytime. just get into it, get excited, and go zen master, white out your mind,

    otherwise it's..........
    J-E-LL-O!
     
  12. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    a while ago, i was on a shit load of antidepressants and it began to become a problem.
    seriously, you dont think about shit like this, or think about how much it effects you, until it happens. you're so used to just getting hard every time the wind blows, that when all of a sudden you cant, it's like.. heyyyyy, WTF?

    but yeah, chalk it up to the drugs, get off it an you should be fine.
     
  13. How poetically PC of you.

    So far I haven't had this problem, but I know it will inevitably happen one day. I just make sure I keep duct tape and a pencil (unsharpened) handy.
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  15. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    when i smoked weed for the first time, i wanted to call this girl up and tell her i was jerking off as we speak.
     
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