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Can't get it up!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Fox Mulder, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. Fox Mulder

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    Can't get it up!?!?!?!

    Discussion started by Fox Mulder - Oct 30, 2003

    I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!!
     
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  2. TranceStoner

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    TranceStoner - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    ahh , I feel for ya man. Same shit happend to me once... it fucking sucks.
     
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  3. rental

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    rental - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    i wonder what was said before editing....dont worry bout it. just make sure it doesnt happen twice or she'll think something's up. uh, i mean, down.:eek:
     
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  4. Fox Mulder

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    Fox Mulder - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    nah, i just edited misspeslings cause i'm so shitfaced and embarrased tonight. but me and her are still on for tomorrow night so i must have done something right...
     
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    deadasdreams - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    happens to everyone at least once...if anyone says different they're lying.
     
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    shaolinmasta - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    happened to me twice!! :mad: It fucking sucks man when it happened i wish i had viagra that shit'll get it up in a jiffy.
     
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    Rectum - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    if you fuck up tomorow night you know thats bad
     
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  8. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    just make sure you don't feel pressured

    if you fail you will never get laid again
     
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    your problem is the drugs not a limp dick or your gay.
     
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    Daze One Million - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    this only happened to me once, it was the day i was going to lose my virginity...so nervouse i couldnt get it up...after that its been alert
     
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    im not witty - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    hahaha. oh man. just put it out of your mind. if you dwell on it, youre gonna be giving her the ol' soft serve everytime. just get into it, get excited, and go zen master, white out your mind,

    otherwise it's..........
    J-E-LL-O!
     
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    seeking - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    a while ago, i was on a shit load of antidepressants and it began to become a problem.
    seriously, you dont think about shit like this, or think about how much it effects you, until it happens. you're so used to just getting hard every time the wind blows, that when all of a sudden you cant, it's like.. heyyyyy, WTF?

    but yeah, chalk it up to the drugs, get off it an you should be fine.
     
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  13. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    How poetically PC of you.

    So far I haven't had this problem, but I know it will inevitably happen one day. I just make sure I keep duct tape and a pencil (unsharpened) handy.
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    hahaha
     
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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Oct 30, 2003

    when i smoked weed for the first time, i wanted to call this girl up and tell her i was jerking off as we speak.
     
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