Grandpa Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Ok so me and a bunch of my buddies got onto this website and we typed in our area and the zip code like it prompts you too along with the age of girls were looking for and it comes up with all the really hot horny nympho girls...obviously u cant talk to them until you pay like 25 bills but has anyone ever done this thing? what was your experience with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 It would make sence for the creator of that site to put on a whole bunch of fake profiles with hot girls to lure in all sorts of horny males. Dont waste your money. And besides, its takes away the whole challenge/fun of getting a REAL woman in a conventional manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Nah them bitches are real I fucked around on there before. Their all weirdos though. There was this really hot chick probly about 18-19 she liked BDSM and WATERSPORTS. roffelcopter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 BDSM and watersports?! dude, i'm totally inside the rofflecopter with my LOLERSKATES on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 What is rofflecopter, sounds amazing. One of my friends told me that this weird kid he knowsgoes on an english equivelant and ended up meeting and having sex with a weird fat woman. He says they pretty much did everything with her. He wondered if I was up for getting some, I think he was serious. :privateeye: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 see.... you can hit lavalife and pull normal girls for (mostly) free or you can hit A.F.F. and pull ho's and catch VD. Sound fair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 lets kill em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 or you can meet a normal girl the normal way and turn her right into a freaky deaky chick. that aff thing sounds suspicious. they advertise that shit on porno sites, so...think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 think of it this way. if you have sex with one of these girls within the first week of meeting them off of an internet website she's probably done it several times the same way. which means you will be catching e-aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Name: Grandpa Wants: Internet sex chats. Willing to: pay $25 for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 datin serviced are retarded, just get out to a street corner, flop your weiner out on wednesdays (girls like routine) and they will start flocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 AFF is a scam. It's all subsidized pornsites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666@Oct 19 2004, 02:56 PM AFF is a scam. It's all subsidized pornsites. Quoted post you and "thelma" had a good time down at the fens, didn't you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 If you think it's a chick but it's really a dude, that doesn't make you gay, does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 My boy met some 30 year old asian geek/broad off of that site. She's definately a freak but has big ears and a lazy eye and is really into computers. Nice body, though... E-hoes, 95% of the time, are a huge letdown. Not because you can't bang them, but because they're typically flawed in some way you don't want to have to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 here is what you do.Make sure to follow the steps i lay out for you.. 1.Get off the computer.. 2.Proceed to front door and leave your house/Apartment/cardboard box 3.Make your way to local watering hole..i.e. Bar/Back alley behind restrurant/Small stream or river 4.Look for females or males if you perfer you sicko 5.By them a drink with the 25 bucks you have.Get yourself a drink also. 6.Proceed to talk to the person.Do this as many times as possible if you get shot down.Granted your only rolling with 25 bucks so good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 did you put it in her or did she put it in you? Did anyone hit you with bottles while you were doing it? Have you ever thought of dating Eyeforaneyes sister? brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Oct 19 2004, 09:13 PM did you put it in her or did she put it in you? Did anyone hit you with bottles while you were doing it? Have you ever thought of dating Eyeforaneyes sister? brother? Quoted post TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! BRAIN MELTING!!!! TRANSVESTITE CONFLICT!! :burn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Originally posted by fatbastard@Oct 19 2004, 05:51 PM BDSM and watersports?! dude, i'm totally inside the rofflecopter with my LOLERSKATES on! Quoted post :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 i want to sign up for that shit to... those older freaky bitches turn me onski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 WATERSPORTS IS THE SHIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Originally posted by fatbastard@Oct 19 2004, 05:51 PM BDSM and watersports?! dude, i'm totally inside the rofflecopter with my LOLERSKATES on! Quoted post hahahaha you fuckin guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Oct 19 2004, 12:19 PM lets kill em Quoted post stay good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 one of my college friends picked some girl up off of one of those dating sites. he talked to her for like an hour before he talked her into coming over to his place. apparently he then fucked her in the ass. when he was telling me the story later...I was like...she looks kinda man-ish...you don't think thats a little weird with the anal sex the first time you saw her? dude was pissed. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 :haha: good one dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Oct 19 2004, 06:46 PM think of it this way. if you have sex with one of these girls within the first week of meeting them off of an internet website she's probably done it several times the same way. which means you will be catching e-aids. Quoted post :lol: :lol: ture story...if this is your way of getting over that one chick...i wouldn't advise it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiquan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Find yourself a dirty whore from that site and get the clap! Then get back together with your ex...........give it to her! Take your meds........get rid of it........then get genital warts. It's all the rage in Hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 a friend of mine once told me him and his girl met another couple off that site and somewhat got it on. so not sure if its a complete scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFKFC Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 just work it on myspace. if you don't mind hot topic mallpunk girls and pretending you like thursday...you're just a few im chats away from tapping that ass. having lots of tattoos or being in a band helps, but if you don't have a lot of ink save your 25$ and use it to dye your hair black. maybe get a lip ring. and remember, you don't have to actually be in a band to tell girls on myspace you're in a band. going on myspace to bang girls only makes you somewhat of a loser, but paying 25$ to bang gender-ambiguous people makes you a total loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiquan Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Thank god I'm just a loser and not a total loser! Fuck.........I almost copped that black dye! Thank god I didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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