delonemonkey Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 LOL these mj jokes have me dying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 YO they found out ho MJ died, Food Poisoning He ate a spoiled 10 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Shit i thought my dad was all funny with that joke, shoulda read the last page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Per Michael Jackson's will, his body is to be cremated and the ashes mixed into a batch of cocoa Krispies so he can rip through a 10 year old's ass one last time. this one's phat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whathepuck? Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 yo i got the best joke ever why did michael jackson die cuz every one liked michael jordan better......yea i dont get it either thats my fucking nonsense for the day good bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Did you guys hear (insert your city here) is changing up the K-9 squad? Yeah, their getting rid of all the German Shepards and switching to Coon Hounds... aparently the Germans aren't really that big a problem these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 why do black people eat tootsie rolls with forks?????/??? so they dont bite off they're finger tips. ehhh its alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 A child molester and a young boy are walking through the woods, towards a lake at night... The little boy says to the child molester "can I hold you're hand? It's dark out and I'm scared," the child molester turns to the boy and says "how do you think I feel? I have to walk back by myself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggot Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Lawyer, Doctor, Priest and 3 Boy Scouts are on a plane about to crash, but theres only 3 parachutes. Doctor says "lets give 'em to the kids" The Lawyer says "Fuck the kids" The Priest says "Have we got time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Why was the black jew mad??? because he had to sit in the back of the oven ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 For me Golf is a lot like women, if she isn't holding my Wood, she should be holding an Iron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 whats a new york taco? when you throw up on a girls vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Whats the difference between blacks and Christmas lights? Half of them don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Two gay men are walking down the beach and they stumble upon a gennie's lamp sticking out of the sand. One turns to the other and says you pick it up and rub it... A poof of smoke and a gennie appears. The gennie says "I can grant you one wish and one wish only, use it wisely." POOF he dissapperas back into the lamp. The gay couple go home and put the gennie lamp ontop of the fire place mantle and head up to bed. During the middle of the night they hear a loud crashing sound, and smell smoke. Their bed room door flies open and three members of the KKK rush in, pull them out of bed, and drag them outside. Cross burning on the lawn, the KKK puts a noose around each of the necks and throws the other end around a tree branch. One gay guy turns to the other and says "don't you think it' think we use that wish?" The other looks at him and responds "I already used it while you were asleep, I wished that we were both hung like niggers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 not very offensive but what did tyronne get on his sat's? BBQ sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims. After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death? My cock. A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight". A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you." What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. Bloke goes into a gun shop, and asks for a gun, the gunsmith asks, "What's it for mate?" and the bloke says, "Oh, its just for shooting some cans in my garden". The gunsmith says, "Ok, you can have a small rifle for just shooting cans", the next day the bloke returns to the shop and asks for a machine gun, the gunsmith says, "Bloody hell, what sort of cans are you shooting at?" and the bloke says, "Oh, Americans, Africans, Jamaicans and Mexicans" I know a guy with a terrible skin condition. He's black. What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
left-nut Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 how long does take a black lady to take a shit?..............9 month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
left-nut Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 what do u call an old mexican lady.......a bean bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
left-nut Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 what do u call a black lady that has an abortion?......crime stopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 So there's a mom, a dad and a daughter. The mom is getting ready to go to the grocery store and the dad is in the shower. The daughter is playing and runs into the bathroom and see's her dad naked in the shower. She points at his penis and asks "what is that daddy?" The dad replies "thats daddies Wee-wee." The daughter asks her dad "will i ever get one of those daddy?" and the dad replies "you're gonna have one in about five minutes if your mother will get the fuck out of the house!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 A mom, a dad and a daughter are hiking near some cliffs. The mother and father start arguing and pushing eachother. They begin to fist fight and pushed each other off the cliff. The daughter is crying and screaming frantically for help. Another hiker hears her and goes to see what happened. The man askes the girl what happened and she says "mommy pushed daddy and then daddy pushed mommy and they were fighting and they both fell off of the cliff!" The man unzips his pants and says "i guess this isn't your day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking_Assassin Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
left-nut Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 im not racist i have a colored tv at home..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paka Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 A daughter asks her dad, "Dad can I borrow your car?". The Dad replies, "Sure, if you suck my dick". So the daughter starts sucking the Dad's dick, but spits it out and says, "Eeeew, your dick taste like shit!". "That's right I let your brother borrow the car". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 what is the worst word you can call a balck dude hint.... it starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R NeighboR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACK DAWG Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Did you hear about Kanye's latest douchebag move? He was at Patrick Swayze's funeral and got on the mic, talking about how much better Michael Jackson's funeral was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACK DAWG Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"? Dr. Dre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Whats the difference between blacks and Christmas lights? Half of them don't work. you mean how are blacks and christmas lights the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 whats the worst part of being a NIGGER-JEW... you have to sit in back of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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