Mauler5150 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: Anyways, nuff bout me. There's a third option we hadn't considered: the sprinkles merkin. (I could not find the pic I wanted. I'm sure I saw it on 12 in like 09/10 or so, but some real fat pussy lips dipped in sprinkles, viewed from behind iirc, probablyin one of ravens artsy nudes from flickr threads.) I think I can recall the pic you are talking about, and your dates are about correct too as I was still posting here consistently up to 2010 or so before the forum crash. As for your comment about being "a top shelf fucker", perhaps if you reframe your use of language to beinf "a top shelf lover" it might help you with the other aspects of your self perception, as if you "fuck" things, then it usually means "you fuck them up (or ruin them)" via the standard connotations that follow the use of the word "fuck" being mostly negative. Where if you say you "love" instead, then you flip the meaning on it's head. If your therapist was any good at their job, they should have told you this iMO, given their job should be to guide the self talk we have inside your heads we divulge to them away from the negative back to the positive, and our use of language in how we "talk to ourselves" in this way has wayyyyy more of an impact than we realise. It's another reason why I refuse to call them "the rapists" any more as opposed to "counsellors" given I don't wish for those I am seeking to listen to me to "rape my mind" in the process, as the world around us does enough of this as it is. Just my takeaway from seeing various psychs and such over the past 22 years of life and thousands of dollars invested in myself in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 ^ and @Fist 666 hopefully the above post makes up for any offence you may have taken from previous (admittedly drunken ones) posts I made of late as the above post is more reflective of my intentions of trying to share knowledge gleamed from life's journey such that other's may benefit from reading it without spending $10K of more on head doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Bro, stop fucking up the bushy punnani thread! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Ghost in the machine multipost. My apologies @LUGR Back on track I think it may have been the lifesize poster of this unedited (which had a "landing strip visible") image from 93 my Mother graciously allowed me to hang on my teenage wall which affected my tastes in this regard? The good thing about comparing the Oz and US versions of Playboy as a youth was seeing how much more photoshopped the US versions were in regards to their images, plus the differing paper and ink qualities to the pages. *wonk saggin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Roberta Vasquez was one of the first playboys I ever had - sure it was second hand but it was mine. Coming up in Catholic School I once added her name to the list if intentions to be read at school mass. It was one of my first classic trolls. 3 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 That's what I'm talkin bout right there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 @Mercer Tom Seguras new stand up has a bit for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Burning rubber, ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 6/25/2023 at 9:55 PM, fat ralphy said: Roberta Vasquez was one of the first playboys I ever had - sure it was second hand but it was mine. Coming up in Catholic School I once added her name to the list if intentions to be read at school mass. It was one of my first classic trolls. I believe that this image may have been sighted by me at some stage of my life if my memory doesn't deceive me. Perhaps it was from one of the "Newsstand special" issues of Playboy as opposed to the actual centerfold version, although given the amount of magazines that passed through my hands as the "Dealer" of such fine publications in my friends circle it is difficult to actually be 100% certain in this instance. Apologies for the slight transgression from the intention of the thread I made above, but it seems I helped it get back on track. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Like I always say, Thicker the jungle, healthier the ecosystem. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 hours ago, LUGR said: Like I always say, Thicker the jungle, healthier the ecosystem. From a mental perspective, I would probably agree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 The mustier the Merkin, the heavier I'm jerkin. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 On 6/24/2023 at 2:56 PM, Fist 666 said: And if you fuck anyone with a latex condom for 30 minutes there is a different stink; I'm a fan of polyisoprene (durex real feel) though it's a little bit thicker just for the smell detail. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 50 minutes ago, Mercer said: The mustier the Merkin, the heavier I'm jerkin. Around my way I always be sayin, Mustier the muffin, perkier the button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 The furrier the cunt, the more you're gonna stunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Poll sucks man. Everybody knows a solid in between is best practice. Mf a giant bush and mf a child like clam. I demand hair but not too much. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Gotta agree with the full bush crowd on here. Id rather that and healthy skin than a bunch of ingrown hairs/enflamed skin. Just seems like a lot of effort for minimal aesthetic or functional pay off. Now, if someone is on that laser removal tip... I'm not upset at that. At all. But if I'm going polar opposites, bush all the way. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 hours ago, the.crooked said: Gotta agree with the full bush crowd on here. Id rather that and healthy skin than a bunch of ingrown hairs/enflamed skin. Just seems like a lot of effort for minimal aesthetic or functional pay off. Now, if someone is on that laser removal tip... I'm not upset at that. At all. But if I'm going polar opposites, bush all the way. like I always be sayin curlier the crown, better the pound 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 I am not sure that "refusing" is the correct term here. Abstaining, skipping, forgoing, refraining from, all seem to be a touch more appropriate. I also doubt the validity of using "influencers" in media as something worth reporting on. Good looking out on the subject matter however, lol, australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Like I always be saying, hairier the bikini, happier my weenie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Hairy girl summer is here to stay! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/10815413/woman-embracing-hairy-girl-summer-people-shocked-bikinis/amp/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 From my perspective, this is one of the most effective ways women can prevent sexual harassment. Hairassment. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 How much Bush does it have to be to be classified as a muff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 hours ago, ndv said: How much Bush does it have to be to be classified as a muff? none 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 Urbandictionary, because fuck you Noah Webster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 On 6/24/2023 at 8:56 PM, Fist 666 said: I'm spoiled by my wife's dedication to public maintenance you mean pubic maintenance, right 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 On 6/24/2023 at 8:56 PM, Fist 666 said: I tend to fuck for a lot longer than 30 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Deine Mudder said: you mean pubic maintenance, right I absolutely did. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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