Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 redditsave.com_how_do_you_thaw_out_your_frozen_food-4ty21hu38aq91.mp4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 A lot of things he’s saying are wrong and stupid. Radiation? This dude is as dumb as the people he’s talking about lol. But do agree you should never defrost meat in a microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 Damn, last thing I wanted was to lose any respect for David Chang. He was in my top 10 as far as culinary arts goes. My world is crumbling around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 Also, I've found the only proper way to prepare glizzys is either on the grill, or high heat in a frying pan. Boiling them is some straight up boomer fuckery. Microwaving is only acceptable if you're a millennial incel, without a wife to clean up the unnecessary pan for you. TLDR: If there's no char on your glizzy, you might as well be gulping down glizzies with big bulging veins in them. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 (edited) Never used to plan ahead - defrosted meat in microwave on the regular. My chick has me on some next level and now I plan meals ahead and leave the shit out. The harmful radiation claim is lolz - essentially microwaves heat water molecules right? I think its a form of radiation but not harmful. @Mercer preach bro - been saying that forever Edited September 27, 2022 by fat ralphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 Yea, I think a microwave technically does radiate food with microwave radiation to heat it up. I'm 100% sure this process does not make the food radioactive, though and isn't harmful unless you climb into the microwave and start eating while it's still being cooked. That said, I tried the defrost function a few times years ago but it partially cooked the meat, and I could def taste it, and noticed a more rubbery texture. No bueno. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Glizzies def need char. Any meat should stay away from a microwave unless you’re reheating. Def agree with that. But microwaves are hella convenient. I cook oats in them every day. Fan of convenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Glizzies on the grill is a must. Only time boiled glizzies are allowed is late night drunk as fuck only food in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 pan fire glizzy in a pinch - boiled glizzy catch a beat down 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Our microwave exploded and made some funky crack smelling smoke. Haven't replaced it. Everything is done on the stove top or oven. In a pinch you can cook crack in the microwave. Totally unrelated coincidences. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 29 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Our microwave exploded and made some funky crack smelling smoke. Haven't replaced it. Everything is done on the stove top or oven. In a pinch you can cook crack in the microwave. Totally unrelated coincidences. On the topic of crack smoke smell, had a boss way back in the day that his air conditioning smelled like crack smoke extra hardbody in his brand new truck. Thought it was weird, found out years later he was smoking crack and lost that job because of it. Anyway, my point is your microwave probably been trappin so hard it gave up it's day job slanging warm glizzy. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Lol. The Microwave been on the crack smoke sous vide. Delicately flavoring my glizzies for a year before it ate shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I am not exactly sure what this thread is completely about. But from what I gather it's not good for the microwave. Anyhow, so I thought I would add my two cents. IRL, I firmly believe microwaves should be illegal in all restaurants including fast food, donut shops, amd coffee shops. Second time offenders should at least face the capital punishment as a means of punishment or 30 years imprisonment. Seriously though. Microwaves should be legal in homes nothing more. I can't stand microwaves like democrats can't stand trump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 13 minutes ago, ndv said: microwaves should be illegal in all restaurants Reminds me of the worst restaurant meal I've ever had. Went to this spot in Niagara Falls on the U.S. side that was rated 5 stars on yelp when people still used that app. Turns out it was the local yokel watering hole and the owners got everyone to 5 star it for them. We ordered breakfast, and the bartender/chef/aka only person there looked at us like we were crazy when we ordered from their breakfast menu. Then proceeded to microwave eggs, bacon, and serve it with untoasted bread. The bacon was super thin, not entirely sure it was bacon, and it shattered like car windows when you chewed. The eggs were rubbery, but at least they tasted like an entire farm's collective fart concentrated in your mouth. Left my first bad Yelp review there. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Applebees microwaves all their food. 1 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: Applebees microwaves all their food. Lol whats the microwaves setting for medium rare? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Microwaves should only be used to reheat fish for lunch in tight work environments. Truth. Best way to thaw a frozen chicken is in your ass crack. Swamp butt is equal to a microwave on medium power. Fact. I'm looking forward to @NightmareOnElmStreet's response to this thread, especially on the glizzie preparation since I'm pretty sure he has an opposite stance. But still a wide stance. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 46 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Microwaves should only be used to reheat fish for lunch in tight work environments. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Applebees microwaves all their food. So does Olive Garden - a homie worked there for about 10 years…….yup you guessed it, he is a huge success. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 @fat ralphyI think in 10 years at Olive garden I could be a regional manager. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 What about microwave porridge? it's just as unappealing as stovetop porridge but with less washing up and takes 90 seconds compared to much longer. I only use mine to make the aforementioned porridge and defrost frozen blueberries for my breakfast funny it's only breakfast stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Olive Garden kind of slaps tho 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Dark_Knight said: Olive Garden kind of slaps tho That soup with the sausage and kale... Chef's kiss. My wife figured out how to make that shit at the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 You gotta break your bread sticks in half to look out for the next guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 On 9/27/2022 at 5:51 PM, Mercer said: I think a microwave technically does radiate food with microwave radiation read this in a beavis & butthead tone, did lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 speaking of beavis and butthead, I watched some of the new episodes the other day and fuck me it's still good 😅 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 22 hours ago, Mercer said: Left my first bad Yelp review there. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 On 9/27/2022 at 8:52 PM, Mercer said: Thought it was weird, found out years later he was smoking crack LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 @you can microwave baconsound off king 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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