Using a microwave for anything other than reheating is for low IQ douche nuggets. Change my mind.

[Mercer]

[Dark_Knight]

A lot of things he’s saying are wrong and stupid. Radiation? This dude is as dumb as the people he’s talking about lol. But do agree you should never defrost meat in a microwave.

 

 

 

[Mercer]

Damn, last thing I wanted was to lose any respect for David Chang. He was in my top 10 as far as culinary arts goes. My world is crumbling around me.

[Mercer]

Also, I've found the only proper way to prepare glizzys is either on the grill, or high heat in a frying pan. Boiling them is some straight up boomer fuckery. Microwaving is only acceptable if you're a millennial incel, without a wife to clean up the unnecessary pan for you.

 

TLDR: If there's no char on your glizzy, you might as well be gulping down glizzies with big bulging veins in them.

[fat ralphy]

Never used to plan ahead - defrosted meat in microwave on the regular.

 

My chick has me on some next

level and now I plan meals ahead and leave the shit out.

 

The harmful radiation claim is lolz - essentially microwaves heat water molecules right? I think its a form of radiation but not harmful.

 

@Mercer preach bro - been saying that forever

Edited September 27, 2022 by fat ralphy

[Mercer]

Yea, I think a microwave technically does radiate food with microwave radiation to heat it up. I'm 100% sure this process does not make the food radioactive, though and isn't harmful unless you climb into the microwave and start eating while it's still being cooked. That said, I tried the defrost function a few times years ago but it partially cooked the meat, and I could def taste it, and noticed a more rubbery texture. No bueno.

[Dark_Knight]

Glizzies def need char. Any meat should stay away from a microwave unless you’re reheating. Def agree with that. But microwaves are hella convenient. I cook oats in them every day. Fan of convenience. 

[LUGR]

Glizzies on the grill is a must. Only time boiled glizzies are allowed is late night drunk as fuck only food in the house.

[fat ralphy]

pan fire glizzy in a pinch - boiled glizzy catch a beat down

[mr.yuck]

Our microwave exploded and made some funky crack smelling smoke. Haven't replaced it. Everything is done on the stove top or oven. 

 

In a pinch you can cook crack in the microwave. Totally unrelated coincidences.

[Mercer]

29 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

Our microwave exploded and made some funky crack smelling smoke. Haven't replaced it. Everything is done on the stove top or oven. 

 

In a pinch you can cook crack in the microwave. Totally unrelated coincidences.

 

On the topic of crack smoke smell, had a boss way back in the day that his air conditioning smelled like crack smoke extra hardbody in his brand new truck. Thought it was weird, found out years later he was smoking crack and lost that job because of it.

 

Anyway, my point is your microwave probably been trappin so hard it gave up it's day job slanging warm glizzy.

[mr.yuck]

Lol. The Microwave been on the crack smoke sous vide. Delicately flavoring my glizzies for a year before it ate shit.

[ndv]

I am not exactly sure what this thread is completely about.  But from what I gather it's not good for the microwave. 

 

Anyhow, so I thought I would add my two cents.  IRL, I firmly believe microwaves should be illegal in all restaurants including fast food, donut shops, amd coffee shops.  Second time offenders should at least face the capital punishment as a means of punishment or 30 years imprisonment.  

 

Seriously though.  Microwaves should be legal in homes nothing more.

 

I can't stand microwaves like democrats can't stand trump. 

[Mercer]

13 minutes ago, ndv said:

microwaves should be illegal in all restaurants

 

Reminds me of the worst restaurant meal I've ever had. Went to this spot in Niagara Falls on the U.S. side that was rated 5 stars on yelp when people still used that app. Turns out it was the local yokel watering hole and the owners got everyone to 5 star it for them.

 

We ordered breakfast, and the bartender/chef/aka only person there looked at us like we were crazy when we ordered from their breakfast menu. Then proceeded to microwave eggs, bacon, and serve it with untoasted bread. The bacon was super thin, not entirely sure it was bacon,  and it shattered like car windows when you chewed. The eggs were rubbery, but at least they tasted like an entire farm's collective fart concentrated in your mouth. Left my first bad Yelp review there.

[Dark_Knight]

Applebees microwaves all their food.

[mr.yuck]

23 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said:

Applebees microwaves all their food.

 

 

Lol whats the microwaves setting for medium rare? 

[One Man Banned]

Microwaves should only be used to reheat fish for lunch in tight work environments.  Truth.

 

Best way to thaw a frozen chicken is in your ass crack.  Swamp butt is equal to a microwave on medium power.  Fact.

 

I'm looking forward to @NightmareOnElmStreet's response to this thread, especially on the glizzie preparation since I'm pretty sure he has an opposite stance.  But still a wide stance.

[Mercer]

46 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

Microwaves should only be used to reheat fish for lunch in tight work environments.

[fat ralphy]

4 hours ago, Dark_Knight said:

Applebees microwaves all their food.

So does Olive Garden - a homie worked there for about 10 years…….yup you guessed it, he is a huge success.

[mr.yuck]

@fat ralphyI think in 10 years at Olive garden I could be a regional manager. 

[Schnitzel]

What about microwave porridge?

it's just as unappealing as stovetop porridge but with less washing up and takes 90 seconds compared to much longer.

 

I only use mine to make the aforementioned porridge and defrost frozen blueberries for my breakfast

 

funny it's only breakfast stuff.

[Dark_Knight]

Olive Garden kind of slaps tho

[mr.yuck]

1 hour ago, Dark_Knight said:

Olive Garden kind of slaps tho

 

That soup with the sausage and kale... Chef's kiss. My wife figured out how to make that shit at the house.

[mr.yuck]

You gotta break your bread sticks in half to look out for the next guy.

[Deine Mudder]

On 9/27/2022 at 5:51 PM, Mercer said:

I think a microwave technically does radiate food with microwave radiation

 

read this in a beavis & butthead tone, did lol

[Deine Mudder]

speaking of beavis and butthead, I watched some of the new episodes the other day and fuck me it's still good 😅

[Deine Mudder]

22 hours ago, Mercer said:

Left my first bad Yelp review there.

 

lol

[Deine Mudder]

On 9/27/2022 at 8:52 PM, Mercer said:

Thought it was weird, found out years later he was smoking crack

 

LOL

[One Man Banned]

[KILZ FILLZ]

@you can microwave baconsound off king