Using a microwave for anything other than reheating is for low IQ douche nuggets. Change my mind.

[KILZ FILLZ]

On 9/27/2022 at 1:42 PM, Dark_Knight said:

Applebees microwaves all their food.

That’s just Chef Mike!

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Mannnnnn. Initial thread direction had me okayed. I 1000% agree with everything about fuck microwaves and didn’t have one in the crib for about 10 years. Now that it’s back we rarely ever use it anyways. Not sure how we got off from it being retarded to defrost raw meat in a radiation box over to the boomer hot dog cooking methods but I’m tight about it. My peace lies within the old school nyc hot dog carts and everyone else can eat there grill crusted dicks however they want lol. Certain dishes have certain methods of cooking. Go to any hot dog stand in 1992 and tell me if you find a fucking grill. Good luck. Then there is GRILLED HOT DOGS AT THE COOK OUT. It’s entirely different. But your mf’n work lunch Dog was coming out some water, and usually straight into that non toasted ne cut bun. Laced with sauerkraut and s&p. If it didn’t go that way then it was this way

 

 

or this way….

 

 

the ladder was only used to keep them warm and even, not to fully cook. And dudes would still spray water anyways. All of you freaks need to chill out with this hot dog disrespect son. 

[One Man Banned]

Just did a quick dive into the history of frankfurters.

[Mercer]

4 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

Just did a quick dive into the history of frankfurters.

 

 

Weird how they were invented, even weirder is Abe Lincoln's glizzy marketing slogan. I have a feeling every HS in existence had at least one female that broke one off in there during the glazing process, or at least a rumor it happened.

 

[mr.yuck]

23 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

 

It gets a pass.

[morton]

I am with noes on the dog, but much prefer a toasted bun.

I do not have a microwave. 

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

41 minutes ago, morton said:

I am with noes on the dog, but much prefer a toasted bun.

I do not have a microwave. 

Toasted buns on a grill for a grilled dog. STEAMED for a steamed. And GRIDDLED for the house dog y’dig what I’m sayin!!!? Lol

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

@Mercerarent you og nyc ??? I highly doubt you’re inexperienced in og nyc hot dog carts….!

[LUGR]

I just microwaved a sock full of uncooked rice for 2 minutes…..feels good man.

[Mercer]

1 hour ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

@Mercerarent you og nyc ??? I highly doubt you’re inexperienced in og nyc hot dog carts….!

 

I do, but there's some things good classic about NYC, like the neighborhood bagels, and slice joints. There's other classic NYC shit that's not so good, like Typhoid Mary & hotdog vendors. Mustard & sauerkraut used to be the jam for years, had a couple of vendors I'd look out for, until I almost had to shit on a rooftop in Soho one day. I used to see them dudes rolling out of cart headquarters up on 48th or something, and they were almost clean as the central park horses. I'd only get halal or some of the trendy higher end hipster street food after about 10 years living there from bad experiences, or just seeing whats up. At home, if I'm going to make a dish dirty it's def a pan instead of a pot to get some burn on them, about triples how good they taste.  Grilling is the best hands down. Char is as necessary as yellow mustard, none of that Dijon shit. 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

still the only thing i've been using mine for, for the most part. storage.

I have beef jerky stored in mine right now.

[~KRYLON2~]

I like the exhaust fan feature on my microwave, and the timer. But it really doesn't get used much for cooking.

[Elena Delle Donne]

damn the microwave thread kinda going crazy 

[Elena Delle Donne]

my girl bought these "mug treat" things you cook in a mug in the microwave. processed scust. RN aesthetic 

[LUGR]

1 hour ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

damn the microwave thread kinda going crazy 

It’s a hot topic.

[Deine Mudder]

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

my girl bought these "mug treat" things you cook in a mug in the microwave. processed scust. RN aesthetic 

I think I am going to try and make one of those microwave brownies in a cup. Feeling inspired by this thread.

[Elena Delle Donne]

5 hours ago, LUGR said:

I think I am going to try and make one of those microwave brownies in a cup. Feeling inspired by this thread.

 

trying to start my day off with some chewy shit in a mug. i know that's right 

[Mercer]

I feel like there should also be a toaster oven appreciation thread. Highly underrated.

[Elena Delle Donne]

1 hour ago, Mercer said:

I feel like there should also be a toaster oven appreciation thread. Highly underrated.

 

i think people soured on them because they kept setting them on fire, but it was their fault. 

[Mercer]

Who the fuck buys one for anything but the fire where you lose everything. Nobody needs their shit anyway.  Now these biscuits on the other hand. 

[Mercer]

[fat ralphy]

I got the Ninja Air Fryer fam - that shit has a toast setting, bake, broil…..its 2022 my guys lets go!

[One Man Banned]

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

23 hours ago, Mercer said:

 

I do, but there's some things good classic about NYC, like the neighborhood bagels, and slice joints. There's other classic NYC shit that's not so good, like Typhoid Mary & hotdog vendors. Mustard & sauerkraut used to be the jam for years, had a couple of vendors I'd look out for, until I almost had to shit on a rooftop in Soho one day. I used to see them dudes rolling out of cart headquarters up on 48th or something, and they were almost clean as the central park horses. I'd only get halal or some of the trendy higher end hipster street food after about 10 years living there from bad experiences, or just seeing whats up. At home, if I'm going to make a dish dirty it's def a pan instead of a pot to get some burn on them, about triples how good they taste.  Grilling is the best hands down. Char is as necessary as yellow mustard, none of that Dijon shit. 

 

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

You jumped so far ahead into new nyc with that hipster hallal cart replacement shit. Maybe I’m just too old young. I frequented nyc as a kid and didn’t really return until the earlier mid 2000’s and the dog carts were bailing already. I’d say like 05-07. All of a sudden there were zero hot dog carts anywhere and it was all the habeeb carts. Prolly sounds wild racist. I’m not. Anyways all I’m sayin is I’m a og purist in a sense. I take a grilled dog sans all the extra char because it doesn’t fuckin need it lol. Yo it’s mad funny this is my biggest conversation in months. 

[LUGR]

7 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

 

trying to start my day off with some chewy shit in a mug. i know that's right 

Naw man, I’m using mayo. It’s going to be super moist. Not chewy.

 

[Deine Mudder]

4 hours ago, LUGR said:

Naw man, I’m using mayo.

 

filth

[fat ralphy]

On the rather occasions you forced to fuck with some boiled glizzy - I try and default to the brat and then load a gang of mustard, onions peppers etc

 

I look at the vendor with a little bit of scust - and I talk a little shit as I finish the last bite. 

[LUGR]

13 hours ago, Deine Mudder said:

 

filth

Suck my filthy fudge hater.

 

This shit is amazing.