One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 think he called you some type of toilet mouthed dirtbag 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 (edited) Edited May 1, 2022 by One Man Banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Hotdog-Facts-Figures-Folklore-Brochure.pdf There's a national hot dog and sausage council that made the above brochure. I figure @LUGRis the president of said council. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: think he called you some type of toilet mouthed dirtbag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 And while we're talking @LUGR: ^ His perfect match? ^ how he'll be laid to rest, but with more mustard 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I just ate a hot dog. also. Anymore bath pics comin? Wondering if it’s time to share some ‘size’ theories. Not some-more like 1 theory that I have developed over a decade or so of dick pics. (All unsolicited of course) cheers friends. Someone crack a beer (yes this is a cider. I’m trying different things) open and have one with me. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: I just ate a hot dog. also. Anymore bath pics comin? Wondering if it’s time to share some ‘size’ theories. Not some-more like 1 theory that I have developed over a decade or so of dick pics. (All unsolicited of course) cheers friends. Someone crack a beer (yes this is a cider. I’m trying different things) open and have one with me. Do a theory drop or do a tiddie drop! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 (edited) 41 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: tiddie drop! Edited May 1, 2022 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 You guys ever hit up a gay bar? We went to a gay bar last night and it was fun as fuck. They know how to party. No homo tho but prohomo tho 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 I'll get a bath pic in one of these days, fully remodeled my master bath over the last couple years of not being around here. I'm interested in the dick pic theory @SMdoubleXL . 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Dark_Knight said: You guys ever hit up a gay bar? We went to a gay bar last night and it was fun as fuck. They know how to party. No homo tho but prohomo tho related note: the gays have karaoke in a headlock 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 7 hours ago, One Man Banned said: think he called you some type of toilet mouthed dirtbag I feel like I have finally lived up to @Toiletseat’s expectations. I hope he is proud of my achievements. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: You guys ever hit up a gay bar? We went to a gay bar last night and it was fun as fuck. They know how to party. No homo tho but prohomo tho Drag shows are fun. Picking up straight chicks at gay bars is a way different vibe than the axe body spray style clubs for straights. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: You guys ever hit up a gay bar? We went to a gay bar last night and it was fun as fuck. They know how to party. No homo tho but prohomo tho I used to go to a few when I was trying to hustle blow. Met a lot of interesting people there that where gay, straight, trans. I vouche for Mr yuck, women where far more easy to pick up in gay bars/clubs than the typical straight nightlife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Im all about gay bars now. Think if I go out now that’s what I’ll be doing. Straight bars are for faggots. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 11 hours ago, One Man Banned said: And while we're talking @LUGR: ^ His perfect match? ^trash This more my type 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreet I am somewhat same my guy - like any tooth brush that is counter top needs to have a protective cover. There be shit particles. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 I’m no scientist, however, I believe years and years of gathering evidence is science enough. I was a nail tech for 22 yrs. That means I have seen numerous amount of hands AND feet. Mostly female. But this theory goes for us too. (Feet also can be distinct to ones ethnicity) An individual’s nail bed will resemble each other on fingers and toes. The nail bed is the part of your nail that is attached-not including the part that grows out. Nail biters add a level of difficulty so you have to rely on toenails. and if you think that in my nail business yrs I didn’t glance up and see a client’s ‘cookie’ by accident or intentional, a set of new boobs, or some wild body piercing-you are wrong. I’m a curious person so I look at as much as I can in the time that I have. so here goes… it has nothing to do with the length of your foot. At all. It’s all in the nail bed and other factors on the foot. a long slim nail bed =ole slim Jim wiener short wide nail bed=soup can shlong bulbous fingers=bulbous bulge the bend is up to how your mom had you cut. There is also ‘average’. Just nothing that is pronounced or stands out. Girls who have kinda fatty/puffy feet generally have a puffy puss long skinny toes-generally have long skinny nail beds =that skinny cookie where the outer lips don’t even touch. am I just rambling on or does it make any sense? 2 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 @SMdoubleXL just sent you a DM with hand pics i kidding. I don’t know if it makes sense but seems like 22 years as a nail tech and recipient of numerous glizzy shots would make you more than a novice. My chick claims she knew I had a reasonable size when she saw my hands……little did she know I have a micropenis. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 58 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: I’m no scientist, however, I believe years and years of gathering evidence is science enough. I was a nail tech for 22 yrs. That means I have seen numerous amount of hands AND feet. Mostly female. But this theory goes for us too. (Feet also can be distinct to ones ethnicity) An individual’s nail bed will resemble each other on fingers and toes. The nail bed is the part of your nail that is attached-not including the part that grows out. Nail biters add a level of difficulty so you have to rely on toenails. and if you think that in my nail business yrs I didn’t glance up and see a client’s ‘cookie’ by accident or intentional, a set of new boobs, or some wild body piercing-you are wrong. I’m a curious person so I look at as much as I can in the time that I have. so here goes… it has nothing to do with the length of your foot. At all. It’s all in the nail bed and other factors on the foot. a long slim nail bed =ole slim Jim wiener short wide nail bed=soup can shlong bulbous fingers=bulbous bulge the bend is up to how your mom had you cut. There is also ‘average’. Just nothing that is pronounced or stands out. Girls who have kinda fatty/puffy feet generally have a puffy puss long skinny toes-generally have long skinny nail beds =that skinny cookie where the outer lips don’t even touch. am I just rambling on or does it make any sense? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: if you think that in my nail business yrs I didn’t glance up and see a client’s ‘cookie’ by accident or intentional, a set of new boobs, or some wild body piercing I am getting into the nail biz! Edit: nevermind I just realized if she got man hands, all glizzy, no snizzy. Edited May 2, 2022 by ndv 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 What's this mean, @SMdoubleXL ? 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, ndv said: I am getting into the nail biz! Edit: nevermind I just realized if she got man hands, all glizzy, no snizzy. Yeah, but that's gonna be professional HJ. /yesdow 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 36 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Yeah, but that's gonna be professional HJ. /yesdow True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 52 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: What's this mean, @SMdoubleXL ? Crusty scusty glizzy. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: What's this mean, @SMdoubleXL ? 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Chapped glizzy 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Guys are amusing me with shit particles in the air. Kind of related random thought I have now & again, but while you guys are worrying about floating shit particles you're eating rodent shit.... the idea that the FDA allows a certain amount of rodent shit in food stores 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 27 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Guys are amusing me with shit particles in the air. Kind of related random thought I have now & again, but while you guys are worrying about floating shit particles you're eating rodent shit.... the idea that the FDA allows a certain amount of rodent shit in food stores 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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