The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

[mr.yuck]

Damnit @NightmareOnElmStreetdo you not have coverage through your business insurance? Now you got me second guessing my own coverage.

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

2 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

Damnit @NightmareOnElmStreetdo you not have coverage through your business insurance? Now you got me second guessing my own coverage.

First went through auto. Fucking literal joke that was. Then homeowners, closer to the mark but still off by a couple racks. Waiting on business that the homie had to remind me about cause I’m an idiot. Problem is my business insurance is super bogus. Company’s changed hands several times last couple of years and they’re near impossible to get ahold of. Fuckin place has been billing me for 2 years while also simultaneously saying my policy was cancelled lol. They even sent me an audit early in the year for like 13k [facepalm] anyways I submitted a claim and will find out soon but yeah dude. Everything’s a joke rn I’m just happy to be above ground y’dig. 

[Mauler5150]

57 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

First went through auto. Fucking literal joke that was. Then homeowners, closer to the mark but still off by a couple racks. Waiting on business that the homie had to remind me about cause I’m an idiot. Problem is my business insurance is super bogus. Company’s changed hands several times last couple of years and they’re near impossible to get ahold of. Fuckin place has been billing me for 2 years while also simultaneously saying my policy was cancelled lol. They even sent me an audit early in the year for like 13k [facepalm] anyways I submitted a claim and will find out soon but yeah dude. Everything’s a joke rn I’m just happy to be above ground y’dig. 

Hence My posts saying it is all a joke and I think I need to publish a final artistic expression of making it such.

 

I intend to get an $AUD set of banknotes and coins and a single US dollar that I am going to video Me wiping My arse with (as I make the US president and the other faces depicted "Kiss My Ring" in submission) prior to taking a shit on them all.

 

That is how I intend to fuck over the crony capitalists and the system which holds Me a slave bound in financial chains, by taking a literal shit on them and broadcasting it to the world either via a torrent on Empornium or on Pornhub or other such sites given Youtube will have an issue with it.

 

I really do not care for humans who have enslaved Me to this fucked up system whilst whores and pimps (of which I am blood related to both) are allowed lives of freedom as they whore themselves or others out.

 

Fuck this joke of a world.

 

With this said, anyone oontzer wish to forward Me a dollar to use, and I will give a shoutout prior to taking a shit on this world we coexist in.

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

Hence My posts saying it is all a joke and I think I need to publish a final artistic expression of making it such.

 

I intend to get an $AUD set of banknotes and coins and a single US dollar that I am going to video Me wiping My arse with (as I make the US president and the other faces depicted "Kiss My Ring" in submission) prior to taking a shit on them all.

 

That is how I intend to fuck over the crony capitalists and the system which holds Me a slave bound in financial chains, by taking a literal shit on them and broadcasting it to the world either via a torrent on Empornium or on Pornhub or other such sites given Youtube will have an issue with it.

 

I really do not care for humans who have enslaved Me to this fucked up system whilst whores and pimps (of which I am blood related to both) are allowed lives of freedom as they whore themselves or others out.

 

Fuck this joke of a world.

 

With this said, anyone oontzer wish to forward Me a dollar to use, and I will give a shoutout prior to taking a shit on this world we coexist in.

What if you had a picture of a dollar on your iPhone screen and then you took a shit on your phone. Shit on the capitalist slave drivers and simultaneously on Apple while you’re at it for charging so much to fix your MacBook and iPad screens. This makes the most sense to me.

[Mauler5150]

3 minutes ago, LUGR said:

What if you had a picture of a dollar on your iPhone screen and then you took a shit on your phone. Shit on the capitalist slave drivers and simultaneously on Apple while you’re at it for charging so much to fix your MacBook and iPad screens. This makes the most sense to me.

True. I need to find My iPhone 11 as it has a normal screen and should survive "the shittening" as I intend to call it.

 

The funniest part will be shitting on the Australian elders heads or the Queen as I protest what a fucked up country they let this place become as it is ran by criminal gang scum, pimps and the whores who allow the pimps to have any tower to begin with.

 

Fuck these pathetic cunts I say.

[Mauler5150]

Also bonus points as My iPhone 11 is a "Pro Max" so I shit on Max and the "pros" aka Prostitutes at the same time.

[fat ralphy]

Where is the change my name thread - this one came to me like flash of lightening in the middle or a dream.

 

Blaise Morningwood 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

Where is the change my name thread - this one came to me like flash of lightening in the middle or a dream.

 

Blaise Morningwood 

 

 

[metronome]

I would recommend keeping something as dirty as a bank note away from your sphincter. 

[LUGR]

5 minutes ago, metronome said:

I would recommend keeping something as dirty as a bank note away from your sphincter. 

We talkin about takin clean bills only to the sphincter bruh.

[metronome]

52 minutes ago, LUGR said:

We talkin about takin clean bills only to the sphincter bruh.

 

No such thing! 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, metronome said:

 

No such thing! 

dirty money, dirty bholes bruh

[Mauler5150]

It will cost Me $188.85 to get all the Australian notes and coins, then I figure I might as well see what the difference is to roundup to $200 all up with the residual in USD.

 

And I will recirculate the money back into the system afterwards, as the last way of showing what a doomed species is as they happily take shit covered cash to fill the greedy void where their soul once laid.

 

And it seems that wiping My arse with an Aboriginal elder's head is the way to win Elden Ring in real life as I make him kiss My ring in deferrence to Me as Lord Matthew Luke.

[Mauler5150]

Obviously the fact  that Back to the future was put out in 85 and they needed to go 88mph and My equation above has those figures detailed explicitly, I find that it would make sense to go "back in time" to where money doesn't exist as I hold the "elders" responsible for it screwing My world to the degree it has to account.

 

 

[LUGR]

I think you should eat the money and poop it out for full effect.

[Mauler5150]

Well I wiped My arse with a $20 AUD note that has the faces of Mary (the whore) and John (the seer of prostitutes and I figured that the best course of action is to put it back into circulation with the arab hairdressers in a shockimg twist of reverse uno for "Mr Ali and co" and their corruption of instagram "models" as they pollute social media with the fuxked up effects of a 99/1% wealth divide of the highest calibre.

 

 

If anyone knows about the Moon being an energy harvesting base and sees this channel name, then one can only imply the Moon knows what is wrong with the AI in this simulation and is letting us know with videos like these.

[LUGR]

^You lost me with all that talk.

 

anyways,

 

Did you put the poop bill back in your wallet?

 

Any plans to wipe with a coin?

[fat ralphy]

Pause.

 

@Mauler5150dude what is even going on!?!

 

I will say that I do enjoy a Back to the Future reference- played the trilogy for my kid last weekend. He said that One was the best movie he has ever seen. 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

Pause.

 

@Mauler5150dude what is even going on!?!

 

I will say that I do enjoy a Back to the Future reference- played the trilogy for my kid last weekend. He said that One was the best movie he has ever seen. 

no more bidets dude, we wipin with fiat currency in 2024

[fat ralphy]

#bidetganga

[LUGR]

#dirtydollasganga

[morton]

I live near to a park with a little lake that people walk around for fitness and leisure. I also have occasionally walked around the lake for fitness and leisure. During the course of these walks many people speak with a companion either with them or on the phone. I do not have a companion with me nor do I call one on the phone, I do however listen to the conversations as I pass my fellow park goers. 

 

I have not made an exhaustive study but have come to the conclusion that the most popular subject is work and complaining about work. This seems to be a fitting and appropriate subject but is perhaps a little boring.

 

Shitting on money in the company of a prostitute and a john and then passing it to people you disapprove of is perhaps not the most fitting and appropriate thing to do but it is certainly not boring. Got a chuckle out of me with the reverse uno line. 

 

In the spirit of the general discussion theme I will share that I also have wiped my ass with money but not in same spirit. I was maybe 13 years old and on a train in Ukraine, it was 1990 or so, right before the collapse of the USSR. I had the trots and the squares of newsprint that were typically left in the commode were all gone. The money was practically worthless, to buy a loaf of bread you would be counting out like a stack of bills. It was pretty awkward knowing that if someone saw the shit wiped currency they would be tempted to grab it or be offended.

 

 

[LUGR]

3 hours ago, morton said:

I live near to a park with a little lake that people walk around for fitness and leisure. I also have occasionally walked around the lake for fitness and leisure. During the course of these walks many people speak with a companion either with them or on the phone. I do not have a companion with me nor do I call one on the phone, I do however listen to the conversations as I pass my fellow park goers. 

 

I have not made an exhaustive study but have come to the conclusion that the most popular subject is work and complaining about work. This seems to be a fitting and appropriate subject but is perhaps a little boring.

 

Shitting on money in the company of a prostitute and a john and then passing it to people you disapprove of is perhaps not the most fitting and appropriate thing to do but it is certainly not boring. Got a chuckle out of me with the reverse uno line. 

 

In the spirit of the general discussion theme I will share that I also have wiped my ass with money but not in same spirit. I was maybe 13 years old and on a train in Ukraine, it was 1990 or so, right before the collapse of the USSR. I had the trots and the squares of newsprint that were typically left in the commode were all gone. The money was practically worthless, to buy a loaf of bread you would be counting out like a stack of bills. It was pretty awkward knowing that if someone saw the shit wiped currency they would be tempted to grab it or be offended.

 

 

This sounds like a much more interesting conversation than 99% of discussions you probably hear around the lake or I see around 12oz.

[fat ralphy]

I was just giggling while reading @Mauler5150 and then @mortonposts -

 

My girl asked me what I was laughing at and I made the mistake or trying to explain it, even tried to give some context on @Mauler5150.

 

Jesus - that was probably a mistake. 

[LUGR]

3 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

I was just giggling while reading @Mauler5150 and then @mortonposts -

 

My girl asked me what I was laughing at and I made the mistake or trying to explain it, even tried to give some context on @Mauler5150.

 

Jesus - that was probably a mistake. 

Big mistake

 

 

[fat ralphy]

[mr.yuck]

Listening in on other people's conversations is probably the most entertaining shit ever. 

 

I was painting two freshly remodeled bathrooms at some 83 year old guys house today. He made mention of the master bathroom and then quickly was like "oh crap, you're not supposed to call it that any more. I guess I mean the primary bathroom." I was sitting there thinking to myself "wow that's cool. Old ass white dudes making social progress or whatever." Wrong. He immediately followed that up with "nah. I'm gonna keep saying it anyway." Then later that day he doubled down and started referring to the hall bath as the 'slave bath'. 

 

I don't find that shit overly offensive due to his age, but I don't find shit like that mildly amusing either. So he asked me if I could paint 2 more bedrooms and a hallway. Normally I would tell people like him 'no' but I also feel like I should take as much of his money as possible. Am I the asshole?

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

Listening in on other people's conversations is probably the most entertaining shit ever. 

 

I was painting two freshly remodeled bathrooms at some 83 year old guys house today. He made mention of the master bathroom and then quickly was like "oh crap, you're not supposed to call it that any more. I guess I mean the primary bathroom." I was sitting there thinking to myself "wow that's cool. Old ass white dudes making social progress or whatever." Wrong. He immediately followed that up with "nah. I'm gonna keep saying it anyway." Then later that day he doubled down and started referring to the hall bath as the 'slave bath'. 

 

I don't find that shit overly offensive due to his age, but I don't find shit like that mildly amusing either. So he asked me if I could paint 2 more bedrooms and a hallway. Normally I would tell people like him 'no' but I also feel like I should take as much of his money as possible. Am I the asshole?

No, you are not the asshole. You are the businessman doing business.

[ndv]

I don't think you are, although, I am with the dude on these they/them crap. 

[mr.yuck]

24 minutes ago, LUGR said:

No, you are not the asshole. You are the businessman doing business.

 

Cool. Cuz I'm gonna relieve him of extra money. He's gonna pay it too because we have a certain report. 

 

@ndvwhy the pushback on pronouns. I automatically default to they/them if I don't know the gender of some one I'm talking about. 

 

Like this:

 

NDV: I'm gonna miss gender the next trans person I see!

 

YUCK: why would you want to make them feel uncomfortable like that? They will probably be sad.

 

It's super easy! Even a Yuck can do it. 😂