LUGR Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Holdin hands and tanglin sproutz. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Hahaha. My old lady owns majority share of our company and is present always. I'm just out here doing my part to help empower the wiminz. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 (edited) A rare photo of @mr.yuck with his apprentices what mr. Yuch was really painting Edited July 14, 2022 by ndv 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 (edited) Dream job is painting a bunch of big ol (*) pumpkin butts. Watchin em clap all spooky like. (*) Oops I mean girl. Girl , girl, girl! Edited July 14, 2022 by mr.yuck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Dream job is painting a bunch of big ol pumpkin butts. Watchin em clap all spooky like. Just your average night creepin, pumpkin butt painting enthusiast. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Just now, LUGR said: Just your average night creepin, pumpkin butt painting enthusiast. Haha. Maybe I can convince my wife to go on some speed dating shit where we just tell the other person a bunch of crazy shit like it's completely normal and see what happens. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 15, 2022 Author Share Posted July 15, 2022 Dudes. Big general discussion on the docket. Poll for the homies. Your homies wife that seems to think she’s cool enough with you that she reveals her scandalous ass has been banging and LOVES another homie we are are mutually homies with. Claims man’s doesn’t know. Context. I believed this was already kind of a known thing amongst the two of them. The couple. Apparently it is not. Do you spill the tea to the homie or na. Stay out of their business? Or fuck that. Tell the homie…? What would y’all do?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Phew phew phew. That's tough. Was he the homie before they were married or did they come into your life as a married couple homie situation? I had a married couple homie came into my life years ago. His wife came over to my house to kick it with my old lady and a mutual group friend. His old lady ended up fucking mutual friend in the car out front of our house. Then he dropped her off at home to her husband and went in and had beers with him. Mega foul behaviour. I told the mutual friend what he was doing was foul as fuck. I never told the homie because it was clear to me he didn't care about his wife anyway. They ended up divorcing soon after on unrelated shit. And I never saw any of them ever again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 6 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Haha. Maybe I can convince my wife to go on some speed dating shit where we just tell the other person a bunch of crazy shit like it's completely normal and see what happens. Have you convinced wife to let you paint her pumpkin? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Dudes. Big general discussion on the docket. Poll for the homies. Your homies wife that seems to think she’s cool enough with you that she reveals her scandalous ass has been banging and LOVES another homie we are are mutually homies with. Claims man’s doesn’t know. Context. I believed this was already kind of a known thing amongst the two of them. The couple. Apparently it is not. Do you spill the tea to the homie or na. Stay out of their business? Or fuck that. Tell the homie…? What would y’all do?? Dude may already know. Or dude may start offin people. Slippery situation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 25 minutes ago, LUGR said: Have you convinced wife to let you paint her pumpkin? She's down to clown. I'm gonna tell her I want to paint her butt using my butt as a brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: She's down to clown. I'm gonna tell her I want to paint her butt using my butt as a brush. Like this? 2 ass 1 brush 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 ^Sorry everyone, that was un called for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 15, 2022 Author Share Posted July 15, 2022 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Phew phew phew. That's tough. Was he the homie before they were married or did they come into your life as a married couple homie situation? I had a married couple homie came into my life years ago. His wife came over to my house to kick it with my old lady and a mutual group friend. His old lady ended up fucking mutual friend in the car out front of our house. Then he dropped her off at home to her husband and went in and had beers with him. Mega foul behaviour. I told the mutual friend what he was doing was foul as fuck. I never told the homie because it was clear to me he didn't care about his wife anyway. They ended up divorcing soon after on unrelated shit. And I never saw any of them ever again. The homie was my buddy a couple year prior to his current wife coming into the picture. She’s cool. And frankly me and dude have lost a little touch over the years but it’s still big love. Not sure what card to play if any at all. @LUGRthey have a colorful history in that kind of department. Definitely thought it was a known thing between them all until I found out the other day it is absolutely not known. Now it’s weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreet the only reason she telling you is so that you try and pipe her too. From where I come from if someone smashing a dudes chick on the under - they probably getting smashed on. Other times the homie wants homies to pipe his broad. Life is crazy like that. If dude was my good homie I would tell him so he doesn’t end up looking like a clown. Despite already looking like a clown. That said I only have like 2-3 homies in total and I dont fuck with anyone halfway……so I couldn’t cosign fuckery because my boys are all solid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 15, 2022 Author Share Posted July 15, 2022 I’m leaning towards stay the fuck out of it but the whole shit rubs me the wrong way. Mostly outta spite that this bitch thinks she can just lay some shit on me like that so close to home thinking shit is sweet and safe. I definitely don’t like the idea of snitchin either. But I also think about my other good buddy a while back in a similar situation. This dudes chick was smashing EVERYTHING for like a decade. I wasn’t close with man’s but knew his chick was up to no good and thought dude in no way in hell didn’t know she was a bird. Years later everything comes out and he had no idea. Dude excommunicated so many people for not telling him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I stick to the bros before hoes deal pretty solid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Yo for real if my old lady was out smashin everything and all my homies knew and didn't say shit, I'd go fucking crazy. Crazy like kicking in a mother fuckers door and beating the shit out of one of his kids in front of him crazy. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreetPut yourself in his shoes. Would you want your friend to tell you? The truth will set you free. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 @LUGRI just did a very regrettable Google search looking for an image that I thought would make for a hilarious reply. I successfully found the image I was looking for but I got greedy and clicked a little too far and found a whole new fetish that I'm a little bit upset about. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 8 hours ago, mr.yuck said: @LUGRI just did a very regrettable Google search looking for an image that I thought would make for a hilarious reply. I successfully found the image I was looking for but I got greedy and clicked a little too far and found a whole new fetish that I'm a little bit upset about. Where is the image? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Which one and are you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 8 hours ago, mr.yuck said: @LUGRI just did a very regrettable Google search looking for an image that I thought would make for a hilarious reply. I successfully found the image I was looking for but I got greedy and clicked a little too far and found a whole new fetish that I'm a little bit upset about. That image. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I ain’t scurd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I don't remember what they were a reply to but here were the top contenders 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I really like the first one. The second one reminds me of a post in the pizza thread by @Deine Mudder. The third one is just meh. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I had no idea the dick/tits/poop/dick was such a popular trope. There's tons of this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Hmmm, wasn’t ready for that. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: I had no idea the dick/tits/poop/dick was such a popular trope. There's tons of this shit. “Shitting dick nipples” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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