KILZ FILLZ Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Look at this new Tesla truck. He trolling? I’m calling troll. Bet the real design drops next week. this is the same guy who made and sold “not a flamethrower” it failed a security glass test in front of an audience motortrend article; https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-electric-pickup-engineering-manufacturing/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 What are thoseeeeeeeeee!!? 👀 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Looks like he took modeling inspiration from a 2003 racing game 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Brink said: Looks like he took modeling inspiration from a 2003 racing game 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 The 80s did it first. I should’ve saved this for Guess The Movie. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, Hua Guofang said: This is actually dope. This... Not so much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Was hoping for something more like this^^^ and less like this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Me: mom, I want Mom: we have it at home at home: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 People who buy trucks wear camo, like to hunt, and fish. I don't see any self respecting hunter, or fisherman ever pulling up in one of these. People who buy pickup trucks would like a little respect when they park next to the job site, this shit would get you demoted. People who buy trucks like to go off roading, I don't see any self respecting 4x4 enthusiast mudding in this monstrosity. People who buy big trucks have little dicks, pulling up in this electric cock block won't poll well with your local Beckys. People who buy trucks like to drive down dirt roads, play Hank Williams, listen to the harmony of a V8, Elon stop it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Ford, Dodge, and GM stockholders probably slept fucking good last night after seeing this polygon disaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 @MercerI wouldn’t imagine that’s the demographic they want. I would bet they are aiming to steal the Escalade / Tahoe / Excursion grocery getter soccer moms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: @MercerI wouldn’t imagine that’s the demographic they want. I would bet they are aiming to steal the Escalade / Tahoe / Excursion grocery getter soccer moms Model X already suits the Tahoe/Soccer mom demographic much better. The excursion was canceled, and people in Escalade/Pickup crossovers might be vaginally challenged, but not retarded. Purchasing one of these should require some sort of self imposed celibacy disclosure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 that lifted delorean has like 9" of clearance. wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Mercer said: People who buy big trucks have little dicks Beg to differ. I'll see if I can get the wife on to co-sign. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, misteraven said: Beg to differ. I'll see if I can get the wife on to co-sign. She'll probably give you the old "it's not the size of the fisherman's rod honey, it's the way he wiggles the worm" speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Mercer said: People who buy trucks wear patagonia, like to do coke, and live in lofts. fixed that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Heard about this truck not knowing what exactly was the story behind it, and searched for the presentation video on youTube; when I first saw it I wasn't sure if this is actually some utility vehicle Musk plans to use for doing stuff on Mars, or whether this is intended for driving on streets here on earth, lol. Gotta admit it's badass as fuck and while surely the aesthetics do take some getting used to I think people who are really hating it are just not ready. To be fair this is 2020 now, we're not in the eighties any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Mercer said: People who buy big trucks have little dicks, pulling up in this electric cock block won't poll well with your local Beckys. Hold on though, what does that guy that is the captain of the battle ship have? /nohomo edit: also..... I hate this truck and think it's hilarious that the windows broke like that. I guarantee someone got fired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Kinda looks like the Subaru Brat. Still waiting for him to increase TBM advance rates by 800% like he said they would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, Deine Mudder said: fixed that for you I knew there was another major demographic of truck owners that I forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Can anyone find a pic of the truck bed? IMG_0612.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Can anyone find a pic of the truck bed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Going over the specs/capabilities and price this would actually be a good choice for most truck owners, if it wasn't so fucking ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 30 years of aerodynamics R&D out the window 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 It’s been growing on me as the day goes by. 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 this has to be trolling, is exactly what i thought when i saw this. you don't go from designing the model S to this bullshit. no way this actual concept gets produced. i would hope it will look more like the one mercer posted... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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